Landa/Zoller needs to be written - after Zoller's stunt in the café, Landa needs to remind him of his place ... of course, I can't help but sneak Hellstrom in there as well, which turns it into the possibly hottest Basterds threesome. ;) I only just realised that there's one problem with my pre-war-Hellstrom/Wicki-idea - they would have recognised each other in the basement. Unless, of course, they both changed so much that they didn't recognise each other (Hellstrom from a pretty, cute student to a smarmy SS-officer who uses too much pomade, and Wicki probably looked a lot less cleaner back then, not to mention that Hellstrom would never expect to see him back in Europe).
Shosanna is one of the few characters that really don't interest me the tiniest bit. At least I don't hate her. That's something for a female character. And I shipped pretty much everything from the beginning on - too many hot men in uniforms and boots, guh! This movie is a slasher's delight. ;)

An unapologetic psychopath who must have a very interesting background, no less. He needs more love. Although my Hugo is such a big nice guy, all tough on the outside and very vulnerable on the inside. Probably because I ship Hellstrom/Stiglitz. ;)