There were T-shirts for sale in Australia with that joke on them ("My grandfather died at [insert KL name here]" on the front and "He fell out of a guard tower" on the back, but if one was caught wearing one in public one had to do several months of community service.)

Philosophy is far hotter and more meaningful than the usual post-coital drivel that one sees on TV shows or reads in books (which I am going to blame on the popularity of American culture, since I am a pretentious arse). On the other hand, if someone is capable of speaking after sex then in an ideal world they've probably picked the wrong partner. (*cough* Yeah, sure, totally realistic expectation. *cough*)