But he is a poor little Major Hellstrom. He needs to go home to Landa now, discuss philosophy with him and then have cuddly sex. *nodnod* I think I prefer the Hugo/Dieterchen, but that's no surprise. So glad you liked it! :D

"diabolically clever douchebags" - I approve of this description. :) I was surprised myself that the Hegel thing turned out well. When I put the first quote in I was thinking, "Oh God, what the hell am I doing here?", but when Dieter re-used the quote afterwards it suddenly started to make sense. :)

Thanks so much for your comment! :)