Don't forget the scene that ended up on the cutting room floor, of Landa & Hellstrom sitting side by side in the cinema. All we have of it is the clapboard shot in the DVD extras. But I can just imagine how that scene went. After all, both gentlemen were wearing each other's shirts in the cafe scene, so after a uniform discussion with Machiavelli & Ayala, Machiavelli declared that the best explanation for the shirt mix-up was that the two had spent the previous night together having hot sex, then woke up late and in the rush to get dressed had to grab whatever was available, "making for a sort of uniform lucky-dip," as Machiavelli put it. Which seems more than reasonable to me. Especially since Hellstrom is wearing the proper shirt in the basement bar scene. So in the cinema scene they were probably bitching at each other for having the wrong shirts.