Oh, just write the bloody thing. I remember when you were all angsty over Hellstrom quoting Hegel and the end result worked beautifully. So please, do write this fic and have them quote Schiller to each other while in the throes of passion.

P.S.: I don't know about you, but I am VERY PISSED at the last True Blood episode. Except for Russell, who is truly awesome beyond belief.