True, but none of these were supposed to be funny. The problem is not really the plot (or lack of it), but the problem is that whenever I try to write something funny, it just ends up sounding stupid/ridiculous. One funny line I can do, but not an entire funny fic.

"plotless strangulation kink" (as you dubbed it)
I actually rather liked that description. ;) It was fitting, as much as I like that piece myself.

Your nudging is flattering and makes me happy. It looks like part three of La musica might actually get written in the near future. Btw, if you're interested, I posted a few entries in the past few days that included both rambling about Landa/Hellstrom and pretty pictures of August. ^^