I agree, it's how well-trimmed the beard is that often makes the difference for these boyish-looking men.

Landa would have a field day with Gusti's beautiful arse. (see? I used the word!)

Oh, I would absolutely love to see you write an Eric/Pam bitching at each other fic. Like you don't already have roughly 9,000 fics to write. Not to mention university. ;-)