Hehe, yes. Although Mark made it on the very short list of "people who are sexy with/despite a 'stache". The first person on the list is Jude Law, because he is ONLY sexy with a 'stache.
You've read my pseudo-het fic. The one where Blackwood gets some pretty woman to reward Coward, and Coward is all like, "*poke* What do I do with this?" until Blackwood finally stops being stupid and realises what Coward wants. It's not a hetfic, but since there technically is a woman getting kissed by a man ... I'd say pseudo-het. Sorry, I don't want to read that either. Het includes women. Women turn me off. Porn with women downright disgusts me. It's not the bad characterisation or the Mary Sues that bother me in hetfic (there's bad characterisation in slash fic too), but simply the fact that I find het porn about the most unsexy thing in the world. Okay, right after femslash.
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You've read my pseudo-het fic. The one where Blackwood gets some pretty woman to reward Coward, and Coward is all like, "*poke* What do I do with this?" until Blackwood finally stops being stupid and realises what Coward wants. It's not a hetfic, but since there technically is a woman getting kissed by a man ... I'd say pseudo-het.
Sorry, I don't want to read that either. Het includes women. Women turn me off. Porn with women downright disgusts me. It's not the bad characterisation or the Mary Sues that bother me in hetfic (there's bad characterisation in slash fic too), but simply the fact that I find het porn about the most unsexy thing in the world. Okay, right after femslash.