I agree with you about Jude Law. But his must always be a porn 'stache.

Oh, yes, I remember that fic. My dear, that hardly qualifies as even "pseudo" het-fic since the female is made so obviously an object of utter distaste for both men.

I find femslash completely unsexy. It just has no appeal to me at all, even though I've slept with women. Maybe it has to do with the fact that I just outright dislike or have absolutely no respect for most women in general because they annoy me to no end. Working with women is far worse than working with men, because they can be so petty and so needlessly competitive, and I hate getting pulled into the stupid games they play. I therefore tend to choose my women friends rather carefully, both offline and online!