Some things need to be shared ...

[linndechir]

... and this makes me laugh madly every time I look at it, so I HAVE to share it with you.



For those of you who don't understand any German, the little text under the picture reads: "Holiday pictures: Tim Wiese and his sexy girlfriend Grit"
Yeah. I'm fairly sure the guy on the left is indeed Tim Wiese, but I have serious doubts that Torsten Frings, despite his long hair and Wiese's possessive arm around him, has decided to change his name to Grit so he could be Wiese's girlfriend ... Call me childish, but I can't stop laughing about this. Especially since "his sexy girlfriend Grit" would sound ridiculous enough even without the mismatched picture.

Attention: the following post is completely pointless and only consists of more or less funny pictures. If you have something useful to do, don't let me distract you.

I have to force myself not to look at this picture. Last time I did, I was out for three minutes or so - while I was on the phone with a friend who thought I had completely lost my mind now.  Manuel Neuer's zombie impression is ... impressive. Don't you just see him saying, "I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge!"


Funnyface competition with this ...

.. and this ...

... and this:

I'm not sure what's better, though: Jogi's funny expression, or Per's and Miro's amused looks. 

Not really a candidate for the funnyface competition, but Frings' "Dude, get off me"-expression still makes me laugh:



I have no idea what Kahn is doing. Judging by Miro's expression, he's pretty confused as well.


.... especially since he's more used to enemy goalkeepers kneeling for him and offering him the ball. That's how epic he is. They don't even try to keep him from scoring anymore. ;)

Okay, I have to make up for posting the picture on which Neuer looks like a zombie:

Better, huh?


I don't even know. oO


I'm not sure what Ballack is trying to say, but Merte does not look convinced/impressed.




I love this picture so much. And not only because it has Schweini and Lahm together.


What is this gravity thing and why should our epic goalkeeper care about it?

I know, there's a distinct lack of Poldi and Müller in this. But then again, making funny faces seems to be their natural state of being, so I would have ended up posting dozens of pictures of them.

I am aware that this post is completely pointless and probably not even funny to most of you. My excuse? Well, my mood right now can be summed up easily by this picture of Wiese's sexy girlfriend Grit:


Sorry for wasting your time with this. :) I know that I owe a lot of you replies to comments and e-mails, and I will get to it ... hopefully today, but definitely soon. Somehow writing my fic for the blackwoodcoward  fic exchange made me even more apathetic than I was before, so I'm pretty much doing nothing except watching Bones. And collecting silly pictures of football players. This is what happens when I lack the energy to work on my bloody paper for university. Apathy is not fun, I tell you. That's why I had to do this cheer-up-post. ;) I don't know about you, but it cheered me up, and that's better than nothing.

Comments

[wb-deep-play.livejournal.com]

A_ha! Taking you are up for a bitchface-off???


I think just about any pic that has Frings in it qualifies... A friend of mine made a mood meme of him, basically using only one bitchfaced pic to illustrate the various moods;) It worked.

As far as OTP's goes. I really don't "ship" any. I am not sooo into ff actually. I am fanish about the entire team - including the bus driver!
So I am equally ok at you making fun off frings or fritz or whomever. I generally ship irony and a good sense of reality when judging :)

Yet u do get the impression all the players are out there for the lols only sometimes! I mean srsly, how can Wiese even touch that subject when farting into BILD's mic... :))

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Not sure if I'm up for it. It would mean having to sort through too many pictures to find the bitchfaces. ;) But I am always willing to acknowledge the grandeur of other people's bitchfaces. ;)

ROFL, sounds like an awesome mood meme. But he's not always bitchfacing ... just very often. ;)

Okay, I will try not to annoy you too much with slashy thoughts. I just enjoy slash and fanfic too much to resist the possibilities that a sport like football offers, but don't worry, I'm not only in it for the pretties. It's just ... sometimes I wonder if they WANT us to ship them. The constant flirting, the endless touching, the looks ... I still remember that one interview with Frings and Ballack together in which they sounded like a bickering old couple. They can't be oblivious to how people interpret that. ;)

I can't really decide if they're out for the lols, or if they're sometimes really as stupid as they seem. ;) What exactly did Wiese tell Bild about his oh-so-beautiful new haircut? Apart from the quote you posted yesterday or so. ^^