That's a good line of reasoning. Robert has bastards in every port so the poor guy gets no fic.

Roose and Ilyrio: that hedonist can loosen him up, no?

Roose/Asha is hot because she won't fit into a handy D/s pairing. I find it incredibly hot. It would be similar to the Asha/Euron fics that are floating around.

Poor Stannis. :D