I found Darkstar way less pathetic than Euron. Maybe because Euron is seriously the biggest poser in the entire series. He's worse than Tywin "look at my huge golden cloak" Lannister when it comes to showing off. He gives nice speeches occasionally, but so far he has shown no special skills, he has done nothing impressive, nothing anybody else couldn't have done as well. Mostly he takes drugs, talks and fucks girls. He's like a creepy pirate Robert. ;)

I actually think it would be awesome if Euron wasn't as epic as everybody seems to think.