Yeah,I've read a couple as well but I didn't find them too IC either. Tbh I think that in order to sex them up you'd need some extreme situation to start first - I mean, if I tried to do it it'd probably spiral from a post ADWD reunion because *maybe* Stannis could lose his cool if he thought that Davos was dead for good. Or something like that, because Stannis losing his cool would take a LOT, lol. And then it'd probably be not exactly sexy in the beginning because imo if Stannis lost his cool enough to go with it he'd still freak out throughout the entire foreplay. Not to mention the dynamics. I suppose it's the kind of porn that requires serious plotting beforehand...