Silly meme

[linndechir]

Oops, I almost forgot about this. Stole this meme a while ago, even answered the questions, and then forgot to post them. -.- This is how it's supposed to work:

- Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile."
- I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity (you don't have to, I suck at thinking of good questions ;))
- Update your journal with the answers to the questions
- Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions

acidpenguin46 asked me the following questions:

1) Which three actors would you most like to see in a SS uniform (for pure aesthetic reasons)?
I suppose we're not talking about actors I've already seen in an SS uniform (very simple: August Diehl, Christoph Waltz, Michael Fassbender). Other actors ... mhm, definitely Christian Bale. In a black uniform. Guh. Sean Bean (and we're talking Sean Bean in his 30s, when he played Sharpe). And a bunch of other men, but since I have to pick one ... let's say Alexander Skarsgard, he just looks like the perfect Aryan. ;)

2) You forget how to speak all of the languages you know, bar one. Which one do you hope that you remember?
Tough one, but I'd want to keep German. Not just because it's a lot easier to re-learn English than to learn German. ;) As much as I love English, and although I think in English half of the time, German is still my native language, and I love it just as much. I could very well do without French, but being without English or German would really be hard. So, yes, I'd hope to remember German, and I'd try to re-learn English asap. ;)

3) Name three bands/musical artists you would give almost anything to see live.
I don't really know. I've already seen most of my favourite bands live, I could just hope to see them live again. And while there are some other bands I would like to see live, I'm not obsessive about it. I'm just obsessive about wanting to see certain actors live in a play. Sorry, I really can't think of a good answer. I can only say that on top of the list of bands I'd give a lot to see live again are Apocalyptica.

4) Two actors from Basterds have actually hooked up in real life. Who do you want it to be, and how is their relationship revealed to the world?
Christoph/Eli! Although I'm starting to believe that they really are together. ;) How is it revealed to the world? Christoph gets the Oscar. He's sitting next to Eli at the award ceremony, and when they call out his name and everyone jumps up to hug and congratulate him etc., he kisses Eli. Yep. I've already thought about this quite a bit. :)

5) You are mysteriously transported five years back in time, replacing the you that would have existed back then. Is there anything that you would change (you don't have to go in to details, if you don't feel like it), or are you happy to let things progress as they already have done?
Mhm, five years back is not enough. If I was transported back seven years in time, I'd go out of my way to stay in Germany instead of going to France (although I wouldn't have managed). Five years ago ... I don't know, I might have changed a few details about my studies and I would generally try to be less lazy because I really regret wasting so much time I could have spent on things I actually care about. But, overall, I don't really see what I COULD change if I had the chance. That sounds pathetic, doesn't it?


Enough procrastination for today. Landa/Hellstrom fluff demands to be written!

Comments

[assassin-nariel.livejournal.com]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!
Let's procrastinate. How's the fluff doing?

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, I told you not to ask me questions. :P Silly. Having difficulties to get started. Will think of questions later/tomorrow.

[machiavelli-imp.livejournal.com]

Resistance in futile! Resistance to asking questions is futile!
As is resistance to writing Max/Thomas, yes?

Traumatisation: success!

[assassin-nariel.livejournal.com]

No you didn't *pout*
You don't have to, y'know.
and please do fuck me

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

May I first finish reading the book before I am forced to write smut? ;) Otherwise I might just write a weird AU (btw, did the Goebbels/Göring-thing traumatise you so much? ;)). Although, honestly, I'm more tempted to write a Basterds crossover, Maximilien needs to meet Landa, but I already said that. Mhm, but since he prefers his men a bit less sophisticated, maybe he'd be better off with Stiglitz. Om nom.

Right, questions. Mhm, I have no idea what to ask.

1) You get unlimited time, money for research etc. to focus on writing a novel. What are you going to write about?
2) If you could meet three historical figures (artists, philosophers, politicians, whatever), who would you choose?
3) Do you listen to music when you're writing? If yes, what kind of music?
4) If you could go back in time as a neutral observer, without any danger to yourself, when and where would you want to be?
5) Since I don't really know much about you ... what do you do in your free time when you're not writing historical fiction? ;)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

No, I won't. But you get stupid questions. Bäh, I knew this was a bad idea.

1) You win loads of money in the lottery. What do you do with the money (except paying me back and eating meal 3 in the cafeteria every day? ;))
2) You get to shoot a sequel to 17 Moments in order to fix the evil canon (let's pretend that the actors still have the right age). What will happen? Sure, Stierlitz and Schellenberg run off together, but I want details.
3) Where would you want to live most?
4) Which book you ever read had the biggest impact/influence on how you think and feel? (That doesn't mean it has to be the book you enjoyed most.)
5) Worst book you ever read? (sparkly vampires excluded, that'd make it too easy)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Wah, this is difficult. ;)

1) Where and what do you want to be in five years? Are you likely to achieve that goal?
2) If you could change one thing about yourself (character-wise, not looks), what would you change?
3) Your favourite fandom and pairing?
4) Five countries/cities you absolutely want to go to.
5) What kind of music do you listen to when you're sad/happy?

Most pointless questions ever. I suck at this. ;)

[acidpenguin46.livejournal.com]

Ah, procratination via memes. Something I know a little too well. ;)

Oh dear, Christian Bale in a black SS uniform. That is a pretty mental image. Also, I think I'm going to be disappointed if your answer to number 4 doesn't happen (not only the whole revealing their epic man love to the world thing, but if Christoph doesn't win the Oscar - I think that this is the first time ever that I have given a crap about who wins one of these type of awards.)

And you're answer to question 5 doesn't sound pathetic. The only reason I chose 5 years is because it was the fifth question that I was thinking about. In fact, I think it's a good thing if you have nothing that you regret all that much to bother about changing it. :)

[sevenwindows.livejournal.com]

Resistance is Futile! (& procrastination is all. :D)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's what I thought. Christian Bale in a black SS-uniform, looking all strict and stern and cruel ... guh? I think Hellstrom just fainted in my head. And I agree, Christoph needs to win that Oscar. He has to. Eli and Christoph revealing their epic man love to the world would be an added bonus, though. Would be very sweet.

The problem is rather that the things I do regret, the things that bother me, are not things I would be able to change if I had another chance. I didn't do something royally stupid in the past few years, but I did many little stupid things that would be a lot more difficult to change. ;)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Damn, I'm running out of questions to ask. ;) Lemme see ...

1) Where does your August Diehl love come from? Love in Thoughts? If yes, how did you get that movie?
2) (I love this question so much that I'll just steal it from acidpenguin46. Lazy me.) Two actors from Basterds have actually hooked up in real life. Who do you want it to be, and how is their relationship revealed to the world?
3) Speaking of procrastination ... what is your favourite procrastination method(s)? ;)
4) Your OTPs? Preferably in fandoms I know, but you can tell me about the others as well. Is there any pattern to your OTPs, something they all have in common?
5) And now a nosy I-hardly-know-you-question: what else do you do when you're not drooling at August? ;)

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

You can ask me questions if you want, but frankly I want Nazi porn pronto so if you want to wait until you've finsihed that's fine ^^

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid the Nazi porn (warning: the very fluffy Nazi porn) won't be finished before Sunday, real life (and Les Bienveillantes) is keeping me busy. But thanks for giving me a few days to think about the questions, I've run out of ideas, and I don't want to ask everyone the same things. ;)