Victarion and Stannis/Jon ficlets

I wrote these for the Tourney of the Hand contests. Reposting them now that the tourney and the voting and all that is over. N°1 is a slightly bloody revenge-themed Victarion ficlet, n°2 is a drabble about Stannis, Jon and food. ;) Personally I really like the Victarion ficlet, if I say so myself, and I'm just incredibly proud of myself for remembering that quote as a fitting title for the Stannis drabble (it's a Pratchett quote, fyi).

( Saltwater )

( Truth! Justice! Freedom! And a hard-boiled egg. )