If there's one thing I've learned in two games of scoring all the fic (and thus READING all the fic, lol), it's that there is almost no ship or pairing that can't be written well, whether I agree with it or not. This is not a ship/pairing I agree with. But the way you write it is fantastic. Everything about it makes sense except for the fact that it's not real, if you take my meaning--or, to put it another way, if this WERE canon, you'd have written it perfectly.

And what a great first post! I'm super stoked to have another awesome writer in my House. XD

(101 + 20) x 1.15 for first post bonus = 139 points to House Lannister!