AU-Exchange Letter 2021
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linndechirDear AU-Exchange writer,
Thank you for writing for me and having a look at this letter. I've got some general likes and dislikes listed - those are the important parts, really. They're followed by a list of kinks I like, should you feel inclined to write porn, and then some more details on the freeforms I requested. I've kept this letter focused on the AUs I've requested. If you want some additional prompts/ideas, I'm also requesting all of these ships for Press Start. I've also requested all of them for Smut Swap before, should you feel inclined to add some porn to your fic (obviously not a must, but always very welcome).
As a general rule, I enjoy all ratings; I like darker, angstier fic and more light-hearted stories, although neither completely conflictless fluff nor completely bleak darkfic without a ray of hope are quite my thing. I like shorter fics and plotty longfic. The fandoms are listed alphabetically. The length of the fandom-specific sections doesn't indicate an order of preference; I just had more ideas and prompts for some of them.
I use the same name on AO3 and tumblr as here.
Do Not Wants:
* I'm fine with mentions of characters' past relationships with OCs (and obviously with things like random OC couples in casefic or mentioning people's parents). However, I don't want these ships to play a central role: a character thinking back of how they tried out this kink before with some guy they hooked up with five years ago, or briefly thinking that they used to date this guy who hated it when they did X? Totally fine. A character spending half the fic thinking about or interacting with their ex? Not something I'm interested in.
Canon-specific: I'm fine with mentions of past canon relationships that were (almost) over before canon started (like Joseph/his wife for Far Cry 5). Brief mentions of Johnny's relationships with Alt or Rogue for Cyberpunk (or of Johnny and Kerry fucking various other people) are fine, but I don't want those relationships (or thinking about those relationships) to play a huge role in the fic. If I've requested several ships in a fandom, I'm fine with them appearing in the same fic.
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Kinks I like to read about:
Assassin's Creed (Valhalla)
Male Eivor/Sigurd Styrbjornson
Note: I'm fine with Sigurd's arm loss coming up, no need to retcon it (though I also wouldn't mind an AU in which he doesn't get his arm chopped off). But I'd prefer if he learnt how to fight again with his left hand and generally regained his strength, rather than him just feeling helpless and weak forever.
So anyway, this is the part where nobody is surprised that I came out of Valhalla shipping the two brothers who are SUPER INTENSE about each other. They love each other so much - Eivor is so utterly devoted to Sigurd and willing to move mountains for him, and Sigurd trusts Eivor so completely and relies on him and happily leaves him in charge and wants to rule together with him (well, at least until he gets his mind fucked with by Fulke and Basim). They obviously don't care about anyone else in their lives half as much as they do about each other, and it's glorious.
I also just generally really love Eivor - his poetic side, that he's a total badass, that he gets drunk and high all the time, that he's charismatic and could be a leader in his own right but he just really doesn't want to, he wants Sigurd back. I'm quite attached to him being blond, bearded and long-haired - you don't have to mention it in any way, of course, but I'd prefer if you didn't directly contradict it because that might throw me out of the fic for a moment. :) And I love Sigurd's ambition, I love that he's charismatic but also really full of himself, I love that he's kind of a dick, but apparently just immediately adored his new brother.
I really don't care for the Isu and the modern storyline. If it gets mentioned, I'll live, but I'd rather not get a fic that focuses much on it. I am totally okay with "Norse mythology is real" AUs in which they just have divine visions or something like that.
I'm happy to read underage for this ship (down to about 15 for Eivor). And they're very much brothers, adopted or not, so I'm all for leaning into the incest angle. I'm totally fine with mentions of any of Eivor's male canon hookups (and of Sigurd having slept with various other people in his life) as long as none of them are particularly romantic. For the non-marriage prompt, I'm fine with Sigurd and Randvi still being married or not (not like they seem to care all that much about each other) and with Randvi's unrequited thing for Eivor, but I'm not interested in Eivor returning her feelings.
AC: Sigurd remains jarl after the game
How I wanted the game to end! Does Eivor simply refuse to take the position? Does he accept temporarily but insist Sigurd take on his responsibilities again once he's healed and feels better? Do they rule together for a while, the way they wanted to anyway? How does Sigurd deal with having been gone for so long and everybody behaving like Eivor should be their leader?
AC: the prologue is Eivor and Sigurd's engagement party
Because that's genuinely the impression I got! I'd prefer if said party still goes as in canon, Eivor's parents die and he and Sigurd are raised as brothers. But they're also engaged! Maybe when the time comes to marry, nobody expects them to consumate it because they're brothers and they're both men, so heirs aren't happening anyway, it's just a symbol of alliance etc. Do they pine terribly because neither knows how to admit they'd like to be "properly" married? Does Sigurd playfully demand Eivor come to his bed and then realises Eivor is actually very okay with that? Does messed up I'm-a-god!Sigurd seriously demand Eivor finally come to his bed after years of symbolic marriage and ... realises Eivor is very okay with that? Do they both sleep around because it's not like they sleep with each other, but at some point one of them gets extremely jealous and snaps at some other guy who's putting his hands on what's theirs?
ALL: Society Allows Sibling Marriage as Platonic Partnership (But This One Isn't Platonic)
Similar to the prompt above, though here it would probably happen later in their lives. I'd also be up for some cultural differences here - is this a Viking tradition that everyone in England finds extremely confusing (are they brothers or husbands???)? Is it an English custom they hear about when they come to England and both love the idea of being at least symbolically married because nobody else will ever mean as much to them as the other one? Are they already sleeping with each other and grateful to have an easy explanation for why they share a bedroom (totally platonic sibling marriage, everyone!), or does their very platonic marriage lead to lots of pining for more? Do people eventually find out their marriage is very much not platonic?
Cyberpunk 2077
Oh God, this game. This game has eaten my brain. I love it so much. I adore the setting - the lore, the feeling of Night City, the politics, the absolute dystopian hellscape it is, the cars and the music and the ads and the media. I love that it manages to be simultaneously depressing and dark, utterly garish and hilarious, and genuinely emotionally touching in so many places. I love how real the characters feel, and I love how beautifully depressing and bittersweet the story is.
I went for Streetkid!V in my first playthrough because it works really well for the story in my opinion, and also for his relationship with Johnny. Ambitious, wanting to make something of himself, kinda trashy and obnoxious (I blame the horrible clothes I put him in for that), but not really a bad guy at heart. But don't feel like you have to write him that way if that doesn't work for you. I think Corpo!V could also be very interesting for Takemura/V (though less so when Johnny is involved). I'm just not particularly into the Nomad background. And in general, for player characters, I'd prefer the characterisation mostly focused on what's actually canon in the game rather than extensive headcanons about their background/past/history.
Other than that, I love Johnny so much - this narcissistic, charismatic, self-centred piece of shit who realised way too late that he actually cares about some people in his life. He's so angry and messed up about the world and just raging helplessly at it. I love that he's not even remotely a good or a nice person. Same with Kerry - he's not a bad guy, but he's kind of a self-centred douchebag, too, and I love him for it. These two just have so many issues and that's what makes them fun. With Takemura, I love that he's quite affable and likeable ... he's just Lawful as fuck and devoted to a horrible system - and I have such a soft spot for the lawful, dutiful types.
Note: Despite my usual "serious illness and character death" DNW, I'm mostly fine with it to a canonical extent here. So mentions (or even detailed explorations) of the fact that V is dying, and all the ways in which the relic is hurting him, are fine. Anything relating to that that I've specifically prompted is fine. The fact that Johnny is technically dead (and that Kerry mourned him for decades) is also fine. I'd just prefer a fic that isn't exclusively focused on death and dying and nothing else (and please no non-canonical deaths or extra illnesses).
Johnny Silverhand/Kerry Eurodyne
Aaaaaah, they're so messed up about each other! I love that it's been fifty years and Kerry is still not over Johnny. Fifty years and he still wonders what Johnny would think of him, fifty years and his eyes still light up like that when he realises that Johnny is back. Fifty years and he immediately recognises Johnny playing the guitar, and he's so angry at him, but he also missed him so much. And I love that their relationship isn't really as one-sided as it appears at first - Johnny doesn't like admitting he cares about anyone, but he clearly does care about Kerry. In the present, but also in the past - considering he tried to stop him from leaving the band several times. He wanted Kerry around, for all his bitching about Kerry just being the "second fiddle" in his life and not as amazing as him and whatnot.
I love how completely messed up their relationship is - it's very "can't live with you, can't live without you". They're crazy about each other, but also awful to each other half the time. I'm mostly looking for a messy amour fou sort of thing, rather than for something fluffy (though I don't mind them being happy together, at least at times). I love them being kind of obsessive about each other and horrible to anyone else the other one sleeps with and manipulative and half the time they argue and half the time they adore each other. Give me all the fucked up rockerboy love.
I would happily read fic set in the past as well as fic set during the game when Johnny is stuck in male V's body and V occasionally lets Johnny out to play. I'm also good with some kind of handwavey post-canon AU in which Johnny and V both survive in separate bodies somehow - in fact I've got quite a few prompts for that.
(Don't feel like you have to, but since canon never gives us their exact ages and Johnny looks a good deal older than Kerry in the flashbacks, I really love the idea of them meeting when Kerry is 16-18 and Johnny is in his late 20s (underage is totally fine), and Kerry crushes hard on this cool, slightly older guy and Johnny enjoys the hell out of the attention (while also falling for him) ... I think it really works well for their relationship. But if you prefer writing them as being the same age, that's fine, too.)
CP2077: Johnny and Kerry used to sleep with each other
For all of Johnny's big talk about how straight he is and how Kerry was pathetically trying to get into his pants ... it turns out they did actually sleep with each other. Regularly? Just a few times? How did it happen? Did they ever talk about it or was Johnny pretending it never happened most of the time? What does that mean for their canon reunion? (Go as hard as you like on the repression and internalised homophobia here.)
CP2077: Johnny and Kerry used to sleep with each other but Johnny edited it out of his memories
Similar to the one above. We know Johnny canonically edited some of his memories to make them fit his self-image better (make himself look even cooler and more badass), so what if he also edited out that he used to sleep with Kerry (and was maybe even in love with him) because that didn't fit his conviction that he was the Manliest Straight Man Who Fucked All The Women. I imagine it'll lead to some fallout when he sees Kerry again ... and probably some angst on Johnny's part about whether or not he's even still himself if he can't trust his memories. (Maybe Johnny regains the memories after he and Kerry get together again? I wouldn't mind that at all.)
CP2077: Johnny and V survive in the same body
Maybe Alt can save V's life, but can't remove Johnny from his brain. Maybe she could remove Johnny, but V doesn't want to basically kill him, so he suggests they keep bodysharing. Would prefer if this led to a more "equal" situation in which V is also present when Johnny is in charge of the body, and maybe to them being able to switch without the help of pills. Anyway, what does Johnny do now that he has more time to see Kerry again? (Kerry who is or isn't sleeping with V.)
CP2077: Johnny and V survive in separate bodies
Maybe V manages to get them both new bodies somehow (I'd prefer Johnny looking and sounding like himself, whether through cloning or plastic surgery or whatnot). They're probably still pretty damn close and inseparable, so how does that influence Johnny getting a second chance at not fucking up his relationship with Kerry?
CP2077: Temperance ending but Johnny goes to Kerry instead of leaving Night City
Johnny is pretty fucked up by V's sacrifice, and I'd love him going to Kerry instead of leaving all by himself. (And maybe he can plot a way to bring V back somehow.) Kerry who thought he'd lost Johnny again and now has to deal with actually having Johnny in his life for good.
ALL: Soulmates - one character rejects the idea of soulmates
Because you just know that Johnny would HATE the idea of any kind of higher power or whatever telling him who he's meant to be with. So he'd be drawn to Kerry, love making music with him, hate the idea of Kerry leaving him, while simultaneously insisting they're never going to have sex or be romantically involved because soulmates don't mean shit! Kerry is very messed up about this. Would love fic set in the past, but also fic set during/post-canon and Johnny maybe finally giving them a chance.
ALL: Soulmates - Scars appear on each other's skin
Same as above, really, because Johnny would hate the idea no matter how soulmates work. ;) But I'm very partial to shared scars - Kerry with Johnny's war wounds (and maybe a line on his shoulder where Johnny's arm was cut off?), Johnny who shares that lip scar he gave Kerry. Kerry maybe having the scars removed after Johnny's death because Johnny never wanted to be with him anyway, and Johnny being furious about that when he comes back because how dare Kerry just erase him from his life like that? Johnny giving himself new scars because he knows Kerry will have them, too.
(I didn't request soulmate stuff specifically for Johnny/Kerry/V, but if you want to include V, feel free to run with any of these scenarios and add V in - does he get their scars, too? Does he suddenly get their scars when Johnny pops up in his head? Does Johnny realise he doesn't just have one soulmate, but TWO?)
Johnny Silverhand/Male V, Johnny Silverhand/Kerry Eurodyne/Male V
I love V's relationship with both of them - how antagonistic he and Johnny start out and then slowly grow closer (while also becoming more similar to each other), and also how V and Kerry's relationship starts with Kerry just seeing V as a way to see Johnny again, but then actually growing to like V himself, too. It makes for a fascinating triangle where all three characters are, in one way or another, really into each other. And I imagine they'd all have their insecurities about the other two - V about all that history Johnny and Kerry share, Kerry about the fact that V and Johnny literally share(d) a brain and body and it doesn't get much more intimate than that, Johnny about the fact that Kerry and V actually have something resembling a functional, happy relationship.
And even without Kerry involved, Johnny and V are so great together. The banter, the forced intimacy, how willing they both are to sacrifice themselves for the other, how either of them might do something crazy post-canon to get the other one back. If you don't want to include Kerry, I'd be good with V and Kerry maybe only hooking up a few times, but never getting serious, or maybe that just didn't happen at all. Just don't give V a different love interest please.
For post-canon fic, I'm good with Johnny and V either in the same body and still bodysharing or in separate bodies.
CP2077: Johnny and Kerry used to sleep with each other
V knows about this of course. And is maybe very, very into it - into a threesome with them, or just into Johnny doing all those things to him that V remembers him doing to Kerry ...
CP2077: Johnny and Kerry used to sleep with each other but Johnny edited it out of his memories
V probably finds out about this from Kerry. Cue some very awkward conversations. Maybe Johnny clearly needs to sleep with a guy (whether V or Kerry and V) to remember everything again. Maybe V finally realises that he might have a chance with Johnny after all because Johnny isn't as straight as V assumed.
CP2077: Johnny and V survive in the same body
Maybe Alt can save V's life, but can't remove Johnny from his brain. Maybe she could remove Johnny, but V doesn't want to basically kill him, so he suggests they keep bodysharing. Would prefer if this led to a more "equal" situation in which V is also present when Johnny is in charge of the body, and maybe to them being able to switch without the help of pills. I'd love to see them figuring out this new situation, especially if there's some extra awkwardness because V has been seeing Kerry and Johnny has complicated feelings about that ...
CP2077: Johnny and V survive in separate bodies
Maybe V manages to get them both new bodies somehow (I'd prefer Johnny looking and sounding like himself, whether through cloning or plastic surgery or whatnot). They're probably still pretty damn close and inseparable anyway, which might get extra awkward if V has been seeing Kerry and Johnny sticks around even while they fuck in the next room. Or in the same room. And eventually they're sick of it and tell him to either get out or join in.
CP2077: Takemura and Johnny have to work together to save V's life
Whether something canon/Relic-related, or some post-canon scenario in which V got abducted or captured (I like the Sun ending with merc legend!V best). Takemura and Johnny, who both care about him a lot, realise they can only get him out of there together. Could involve Johnny in a suit or Takemura dressing down, just saying. I would love if they grudgingly had an actual bonding moment or two, but still come out of it absolutely despising each other and hoping that this will never, ever happen again. (V probably just ends up with even more threesome fantasies than he had before, but the one thing Johnny and Takemura can agree on is that they will NEVER do that.) (If Kerry is involved, he might well be yelling at both of them to get their heads out of their asses and work together to save his input.)
CP2077: Temperance ending but Johnny finds a way to get V back
Instead of giving up and leaving Night City, Johnny decides to get V back somehow. I don't care how, be as handwavey or as detailed about it as you like. But lots of angst about failing to save him when he promised would be nice. (If Kerry is involved, maybe he can kick Johnny into doing something instead of just feeling sorry for himself. And/or pay for whatever crazy plan Johnny comes up with.)
ALL: Soulbond Requires Physical Proximity
ALL: Soulbonds - Feeling Each Other's Emotions
I'm mostly imagining these post-canon if they have separate bodies, but somehow (chip weirdness? unexplained?), they're still connected. Feeling each other's emotions, getting snippets of each other's thoughts, needing to be around each other or they get antsy or even hurt ... Johnny would probably hate the idea of being "bound" like that, but he'd just have to get used to it. If V and/or Johnny are sleeping with Kerry, them basically never being apart might cause some problems (but hopefully lead to a threesome that works for everyone involved?).
Goro Takemura/Male V
Oh, Takemura. How is he so hot? And so weirdly adorable? You know, for a lawful neutral/evil corpo loyalist who's devoted to an evil bastard? I really love how he has both moments of being perfectly formal and polite, and moments of being a rude, angry dick (especially at V). I love his constant complaints about Night City and food. I love him talking about cats, I love that he cooks, and I really love how quickly his relationship with V goes from genuine disdain to much more light-hearted, friendly banter. They form such a great connection with each other so very quickly.
Like I said above, I like Streetkid!V and I like that it makes them both come from very similar backgrounds that they both were driven and determined to escape, but they went about it in very, very different ways and ended up with very different worldviews. It makes for really fascinating contrasts and conflicts between them - lawful, serious corpo bodyguard and trashy streetkid with no taste is just a fun dynamic. But I'd also be up for a Corpo!V who shares Takemura's worldview at least in part, and they're both in the same position of having been cast out by the corporation they dedicated their lives to (and maybe they'd both like to find a way to go back). I guess those two would have a happier ending, since I don't really see Streetkid!V not picking one of the endings that make Takemura very, very mad at you. ;) But for this, too, I'm very happy with AUs for the ending in which not everything goes for shit - as much as I like that for canon, I don't mind happier scenarios for fic. I'd also love for V and Takemura to reconcile after their, er, breakup, to put it mildly.
I also really enjoy the big age difference between them - V who's still fairly young and just starting out in life with all these big dreams and plans (before he started dying, that is), whereas Takemura has pretty much achieved everything he wanted to achieve, he had success and respect before his life went to shit.
While I never really object to switching, I'm very much into Takemura topping V. They can mix things up sometimes! I just don't want exclusively bottom!Takemura because him topping V is just too hot.
CP2077: Johnny and V survive in the same body
Maybe Alt can save V's life, but can't remove Johnny from his brain. Maybe she could remove Johnny, but V doesn't want to basically kill him, so he suggests they keep bodysharing. Would prefer if this led to a more "equal" situation in which V is also present when Johnny is in charge of the body, and maybe to them being able to switch without the help of pills. Considering that Johnny and Takemura can't stand each other, I'm sure that Johnny has Opinions on V sleeping with the "Saka scum" and Takemura has Opinions on V saving this filthy terrorist's life ...
CP2077: Johnny and V survive in separate bodies
Maybe V manages to get them both new bodies somehow (I'd prefer Johnny looking and sounding like himself, whether through cloning or plastic surgery or whatnot). They're probably still pretty damn close and inseparable anyway, which might get extra awkward if V starts spending more time around Takemura post-canon. Considering that Johnny and Takemura can't stand each other, I'm sure that Johnny has Opinions on V sleeping with the "Saka scum" and Takemura has Opinions on V saving this filthy terrorist's life ...
CP2077: Takemura and Johnny have to work together to save V's life
Whether something canon/Relic-related, or some post-canon scenario and V got abducted or captured. Takemura and Johnny, who both care about him a lot, realise they can only get him out of there together. Could involve Johnny in a suit or Takemura dressing down, just saying. I would love if they grudgingly had an actual bonding moment or two, but still come out of it absolutely despising each other and hoping that this will never, ever happen again. (V probably just ends up with even more threesome fantasies than he had before, but the one thing Johnny and Takemura can agree on is that they will NEVER do that.)
CP2077: Takemura gets thrown out by Arasaka post-canon and joins up with merc legend!V
Does he specifically seek out V because he's the only non-Arasaka person he's close to? Does he just stay in/go to Night City because why not, and V finds him there trying to make a living somehow? Does V specifically seek him out because he figures Takemura must be completely lost? Takemura probably has no idea what to do with his life after spending so long working for Arasaka. Maybe he ends up becoming V's bodyguard/partner (and having Saburo Arasaka's ex-bodyguard by his side only makes V look even cooler)? I love that Takemura, once you get him out of his corpo environment, clearly loves slightly nuts plans like "let's jump on a moving parade float", so I feel like he might develop some appreciation for V's merc life and crazy stunts.
CP2077: Takemura gets thrown out by Arasaka post-canon and tries to kill merc legend!V
Takemura decides to kill V before planning to kill himself, as punishment for 1) fucking with Arasaka, 2) basically killing Saburo a second time (if Takemura found out about the construct from Hanako and said construct was destroyed in Mikoshi) - give me all the stalking, sexy angry fighting, and eventual realising that he doesn't want to kill V - or alternately, V defeats Takemura when they fight, but instead of killing him, he decides to nurse him back to health. Takemura has now very confused mixed emotions about everything. Might lead to something similar as the prompt above in the end. :D
Far Cry 5
Joseph Seed/Jacob Seed/John Seed (and every combination of them)
Just to be clear: I absolutely ship all three of them together, but I'd be just as happy to read about just two of them with the third one either not appearing at all or not appearing in a shippy way. I'd just ask that you didn't go out of your way to explicitly tell me that they're totally not into the third brother, because I like to imagine that all three of them being together is at least a possibility. :)
I love everything about these three evil bastards. Villainous loyalty kink, devotion, each having their own personal brand of evilness, fucked up tragic backstories, religious weirdness, starting a cult together, murdering and torturing people together, those very different relationships they have with each other - these three really have it all. It's like someone tailor-made them for me. And I love how absolutely batshit insane all three of them are in their own way, completely obsessive and ruthless about it, and I'd really love to see how they all feel about each other's respective batshit insanity, I mean, er, dedication to doing the right thing. ;)
FC5: John and Jacob meet again before Joseph finds them
John lived in Atlanta, the US Army has lots of bases in Georgia, so it's not too hard to imagine that at some point in all those years of their adult lives before Joseph found them, they might have been in the same bar one evening. And I'd specifically like them to hook up while having no idea they're brothers (John was five when they were separated, he barely remembers what Jacob looks like, and Jacob remembers a 5-year-old boy, not an adult man). And then John might just read Jacob's dogtags the morning after and now he has to figure out what to do with that knowledge ... Tell Jacob the truth even if it will make things awkward and possibly make Jacob hate him or something? Not say anything and let Jacob disappear from his life again? Try to spend some more time with Jacob without telling him, accidentally making Jacob think he wants to date him like a normal person ... which only makes the eventual reveal more awkward? :D And what does this mean for their eventual reunion with Joseph - if they stay together, they probably don't want Joseph to know they're sleeping with each other, except John hates lying to Joseph ...
FC5: the Seed brothers survive canon in one of the bunkers
Just a simple canon fix-it. Go with any scenario you like - no deputee, or a very incompetent deputee who dies very early on (so, like, my player character when I first started playing the game ;)), or Joseph eventually realising he's given this guy enough chances and he needs to be stopped before he destroys everything the Project has built, or simply Jacob eventually putting his foot down and deciding he's not going to let this lunatic murder his brothers, he's going to kill him first. Or just handwave it however much you like. I'm mostly interested in what it'd be like for them and their followers after the expected apocalypse. Does Jacob have a bit of a religious revelation moment? Do his brothers expect him to but nope, not happening? Is Jacob (with all his talk about hating civilisation and concrete and wanting to return to nature) really bad at being stuck in a claustrophobic bunker for years? Did one of them get injured before heading to the bunkers and needs to be nursed back to health? What happens once they can leave the bunker again?
And that's it! I hope that something in this letter works for you, a prompt you find interesting or a trope you enjoy writing. I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with, no matter which fandom we matched on! :D
Thank you!
linndechir
Thank you for writing for me and having a look at this letter. I've got some general likes and dislikes listed - those are the important parts, really. They're followed by a list of kinks I like, should you feel inclined to write porn, and then some more details on the freeforms I requested. I've kept this letter focused on the AUs I've requested. If you want some additional prompts/ideas, I'm also requesting all of these ships for Press Start. I've also requested all of them for Smut Swap before, should you feel inclined to add some porn to your fic (obviously not a must, but always very welcome).
As a general rule, I enjoy all ratings; I like darker, angstier fic and more light-hearted stories, although neither completely conflictless fluff nor completely bleak darkfic without a ray of hope are quite my thing. I like shorter fics and plotty longfic. The fandoms are listed alphabetically. The length of the fandom-specific sections doesn't indicate an order of preference; I just had more ideas and prompts for some of them.
I use the same name on AO3 and tumblr as here.
Do Not Wants:
- character death of characters I like (random side characters or antagonists dying is fine; temporary character death for Cyberpunk is fine)
- serious illnesses, permanent injuries (blood and wounds that will heal again are fine)
- completely tragic/bleak endings
- animal death/cruelty
- genderbend of any kind, mpreg, A/B/O, characters being werewolves/vampires/anything than what they are in canon
- non-canon gender identities/sexual orientations (e.g. writing characters as trans or asexual), except for writing characters as gay or bi
- unrequested ships (including canon ships) *
- unrequested crossovers or fusions
- complete AUs (canon divergence is fine, but no high school AUs, coffee shop AUs, in space AUs, groundhog day AUs etc.)
- unnecessary epithets, please use characters' names/pronouns unless their name isn't known to the POV character (or unless the characters think of each other by e.g. their title rather than their name)
- 1st and 2nd person fic (unless canon is in 1st person, then it's fine)
- for porn: detailed kink negotiation, safewords for scenes that don't involve consent play (and even then I'm not really into safewords); scat, watersports, coming in pants, crossdressing, feminisation, infantilisation (daddy kink and calling characters "boy" is fine)
* I'm fine with mentions of characters' past relationships with OCs (and obviously with things like random OC couples in casefic or mentioning people's parents). However, I don't want these ships to play a central role: a character thinking back of how they tried out this kink before with some guy they hooked up with five years ago, or briefly thinking that they used to date this guy who hated it when they did X? Totally fine. A character spending half the fic thinking about or interacting with their ex? Not something I'm interested in.
Canon-specific: I'm fine with mentions of past canon relationships that were (almost) over before canon started (like Joseph/his wife for Far Cry 5). Brief mentions of Johnny's relationships with Alt or Rogue for Cyberpunk (or of Johnny and Kerry fucking various other people) are fine, but I don't want those relationships (or thinking about those relationships) to play a huge role in the fic. If I've requested several ships in a fandom, I'm fine with them appearing in the same fic.
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Things I like to read about:
- first time/getting together: slow burn, pining, UST finally getting resolved, but also antagonistic hate sex or casual hookups that are only later followed by feelings (emotional pining while already having sex is great)
- developing relationships: relationship conflicts after the characters got together, trying to figure out how to make things work, some things maybe not working at first, temporary breakups, basically anything that doesn't assume that first time sex -> perfect relationship
- porn, especially porn with feelings/porn that says something about their relationship (see list below for kinks I like)
- enemies to lovers, partners to lovers
- reluctant allies grudgingly starting to like each other
- non-verbal expressions of affection, unusual romantic gestures that fit the characters
- familiarity, intimacy, characters getting to know each other better (their habits, their hangups etc.)
- pre-canon/background stories, first meetings/first impressions (especially if we didn't see those in canon)
- post-canon fic
- canon divergence
- casefic
- moral dilemmas, characters having to question/go against their principles, situations in which there is no clear right or wrong
- loyalty, devotion, trust, but also trust/commitment issues
- obsessive, codependent, complicated relationships
- unhealthy relationships that should be a trainwreck, but work for the characters involved
- obsessive/intense family relationships
- us-against-the-world
- villains in love, bad guys who would literally burn down the rest of the world for each other, horrible people being sweet to each other and awful to everyone else
- jealousy, possessiveness
- age differences
- misunderstandings (as long as there's a good reason for them)
- competence, characters being smart and skilled and good at what they do; characters with different skill sets complementing each other
- hurt/comfort (after injuries/exhaustion, not so much with illness)
- angst: self-doubts, guilt, shame, internalised homophobia, nightmares, fears, self-destructive tendencies, alcohol abuse ...
- period-typical attitudes towards sex, sexuality, class, morality, religion etc. (I obviously don't expect 100% historical accuracy, but I like reading about characters from different societies having different values and principles from our own - this also applies to fictional societies)
- infidelity (not between my requested ships, but one half of my ship cheating on their previous partner with the other half of my ship)
- meaningful name uses (e.g. characters who always call each other by their last name or title switching to using first names)
- outside POVs, different POVs than in canon (more "usual" POVs are great, too)
- sleep-related themes: waking each other from nightmares, falling asleep on each other's shoulder etc.
- soulbonds (but no soulmates, please)
- undercover as enemies (or undercover as a couple) - as long as the set-up fits the setting/characters
- I like darker elements (violence, murder, noncon/dubcon, manipulation, depression, whatever fits your plot and isn't on my DNW list), but I'd prefer a happy or semi-happy ending. Feel free to make me bawl my eyes out, but please cheer me up again afterwards.
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Kinks I like to read about:
- anal, blowjobs, fingering, intercrural, frottage, rimming & felching are all great
- asphyxiation/choking/breathplay (this is my kink holy grail that makes everything else hotter to me; even just throat-touching without choking is great)
- switching
- biting, bruising, marking; possessive sex
- rough/angry sex, hate sex, fighting/sparring leading to sex, adrenaline-fuelled post-battle and "thank fuck we/you're alive" sex
- dressed sex, dressed/naked, clothes kink (suits, uniforms, gloves, boots; shirt with rolled up sleeves + waistcoat etc.), neat characters being dishevelled for once, casual characters cleaning up nicely
- D/s (I prefer casually developing kink to minutely negotiated, formalised BDSM; if anything under-negotiated kink is a plus for me)
- kink discovery/exploration
- strength kink; body worship; men's body hair (on chest, arms, thighs, butt; not so much on back and shoulders)
- stubble/beard burn
- hand kink; fisting; finger sucking
- large/thick cocks (not absurdly huge, but bigger than average); size kink
- bondage: leather cuffs, ropes, restraints, chains, collars
- face slapping, spanking, flogging, riding crops
- gun play, knife play, blood play
- consent play
- dirty talk (both the praising and the humiliating/condescending kind), voice/accent kink
- praise kink
- banter, teasing
- hard, desperate kissing with lots of biting
- barebacking (including the ill-advised, unplanned, unnegotiated we-really-shouldn't-have-done-that-but-it-was-so-hot kind - I'm not into serious STD scares, though; if there is an "oh fuck, what did we just do?" aftermath, please have both characters be certain that they're clean)
- come play (licking come off fingers/skin, felching, feeding each other come, kissing after blowjobs/felching ...)
- come as lube, spit as lube (including the top spitting on the bottom's ass), blood as lube (preferably blood from battle wounds or knifeplay cuts or the like)
- messiness (sweat, come play, dishevelled hair/clothes)
- overstimulation; characters being overwhelmed, begging for more, becoming speechless ...
- shaving (face or body), especially with straight razors/knives
- sex on tables, against walls, on the floor, on a chair, in the shower ... (sex in beds is great, too)
- masturbation/fantasising about the other before getting together
- incest kink (i.e. characters who are related kinking on it - calling each other father/brother/son etc. in bed, fucking in front of mirrors because they get off on their physical similarities ...)
- competence kink, admiration
- kneeling, hand kissing, physical expressions of loyalty/fealty
- scars and their history
- oral fixation (while smoking, drinking, talking ...)
- sharing cigarettes, clothes, food ...
- shame in sexual desires (whether about being attracted to another man at all, being attracted to this specific person for whatever reason, wanting to bottom, wanting to suck dick, wanting to hurt their partner, wanting to be hurt by their partner ...)
Assassin's Creed (Valhalla)
Male Eivor/Sigurd Styrbjornson
Note: I'm fine with Sigurd's arm loss coming up, no need to retcon it (though I also wouldn't mind an AU in which he doesn't get his arm chopped off). But I'd prefer if he learnt how to fight again with his left hand and generally regained his strength, rather than him just feeling helpless and weak forever.
So anyway, this is the part where nobody is surprised that I came out of Valhalla shipping the two brothers who are SUPER INTENSE about each other. They love each other so much - Eivor is so utterly devoted to Sigurd and willing to move mountains for him, and Sigurd trusts Eivor so completely and relies on him and happily leaves him in charge and wants to rule together with him (well, at least until he gets his mind fucked with by Fulke and Basim). They obviously don't care about anyone else in their lives half as much as they do about each other, and it's glorious.
I also just generally really love Eivor - his poetic side, that he's a total badass, that he gets drunk and high all the time, that he's charismatic and could be a leader in his own right but he just really doesn't want to, he wants Sigurd back. I'm quite attached to him being blond, bearded and long-haired - you don't have to mention it in any way, of course, but I'd prefer if you didn't directly contradict it because that might throw me out of the fic for a moment. :) And I love Sigurd's ambition, I love that he's charismatic but also really full of himself, I love that he's kind of a dick, but apparently just immediately adored his new brother.
I really don't care for the Isu and the modern storyline. If it gets mentioned, I'll live, but I'd rather not get a fic that focuses much on it. I am totally okay with "Norse mythology is real" AUs in which they just have divine visions or something like that.
I'm happy to read underage for this ship (down to about 15 for Eivor). And they're very much brothers, adopted or not, so I'm all for leaning into the incest angle. I'm totally fine with mentions of any of Eivor's male canon hookups (and of Sigurd having slept with various other people in his life) as long as none of them are particularly romantic. For the non-marriage prompt, I'm fine with Sigurd and Randvi still being married or not (not like they seem to care all that much about each other) and with Randvi's unrequited thing for Eivor, but I'm not interested in Eivor returning her feelings.
AC: Sigurd remains jarl after the game
How I wanted the game to end! Does Eivor simply refuse to take the position? Does he accept temporarily but insist Sigurd take on his responsibilities again once he's healed and feels better? Do they rule together for a while, the way they wanted to anyway? How does Sigurd deal with having been gone for so long and everybody behaving like Eivor should be their leader?
AC: the prologue is Eivor and Sigurd's engagement party
Because that's genuinely the impression I got! I'd prefer if said party still goes as in canon, Eivor's parents die and he and Sigurd are raised as brothers. But they're also engaged! Maybe when the time comes to marry, nobody expects them to consumate it because they're brothers and they're both men, so heirs aren't happening anyway, it's just a symbol of alliance etc. Do they pine terribly because neither knows how to admit they'd like to be "properly" married? Does Sigurd playfully demand Eivor come to his bed and then realises Eivor is actually very okay with that? Does messed up I'm-a-god!Sigurd seriously demand Eivor finally come to his bed after years of symbolic marriage and ... realises Eivor is very okay with that? Do they both sleep around because it's not like they sleep with each other, but at some point one of them gets extremely jealous and snaps at some other guy who's putting his hands on what's theirs?
ALL: Society Allows Sibling Marriage as Platonic Partnership (But This One Isn't Platonic)
Similar to the prompt above, though here it would probably happen later in their lives. I'd also be up for some cultural differences here - is this a Viking tradition that everyone in England finds extremely confusing (are they brothers or husbands???)? Is it an English custom they hear about when they come to England and both love the idea of being at least symbolically married because nobody else will ever mean as much to them as the other one? Are they already sleeping with each other and grateful to have an easy explanation for why they share a bedroom (totally platonic sibling marriage, everyone!), or does their very platonic marriage lead to lots of pining for more? Do people eventually find out their marriage is very much not platonic?
Cyberpunk 2077
Oh God, this game. This game has eaten my brain. I love it so much. I adore the setting - the lore, the feeling of Night City, the politics, the absolute dystopian hellscape it is, the cars and the music and the ads and the media. I love that it manages to be simultaneously depressing and dark, utterly garish and hilarious, and genuinely emotionally touching in so many places. I love how real the characters feel, and I love how beautifully depressing and bittersweet the story is.
I went for Streetkid!V in my first playthrough because it works really well for the story in my opinion, and also for his relationship with Johnny. Ambitious, wanting to make something of himself, kinda trashy and obnoxious (I blame the horrible clothes I put him in for that), but not really a bad guy at heart. But don't feel like you have to write him that way if that doesn't work for you. I think Corpo!V could also be very interesting for Takemura/V (though less so when Johnny is involved). I'm just not particularly into the Nomad background. And in general, for player characters, I'd prefer the characterisation mostly focused on what's actually canon in the game rather than extensive headcanons about their background/past/history.
Other than that, I love Johnny so much - this narcissistic, charismatic, self-centred piece of shit who realised way too late that he actually cares about some people in his life. He's so angry and messed up about the world and just raging helplessly at it. I love that he's not even remotely a good or a nice person. Same with Kerry - he's not a bad guy, but he's kind of a self-centred douchebag, too, and I love him for it. These two just have so many issues and that's what makes them fun. With Takemura, I love that he's quite affable and likeable ... he's just Lawful as fuck and devoted to a horrible system - and I have such a soft spot for the lawful, dutiful types.
Note: Despite my usual "serious illness and character death" DNW, I'm mostly fine with it to a canonical extent here. So mentions (or even detailed explorations) of the fact that V is dying, and all the ways in which the relic is hurting him, are fine. Anything relating to that that I've specifically prompted is fine. The fact that Johnny is technically dead (and that Kerry mourned him for decades) is also fine. I'd just prefer a fic that isn't exclusively focused on death and dying and nothing else (and please no non-canonical deaths or extra illnesses).
Johnny Silverhand/Kerry Eurodyne
Aaaaaah, they're so messed up about each other! I love that it's been fifty years and Kerry is still not over Johnny. Fifty years and he still wonders what Johnny would think of him, fifty years and his eyes still light up like that when he realises that Johnny is back. Fifty years and he immediately recognises Johnny playing the guitar, and he's so angry at him, but he also missed him so much. And I love that their relationship isn't really as one-sided as it appears at first - Johnny doesn't like admitting he cares about anyone, but he clearly does care about Kerry. In the present, but also in the past - considering he tried to stop him from leaving the band several times. He wanted Kerry around, for all his bitching about Kerry just being the "second fiddle" in his life and not as amazing as him and whatnot.
I love how completely messed up their relationship is - it's very "can't live with you, can't live without you". They're crazy about each other, but also awful to each other half the time. I'm mostly looking for a messy amour fou sort of thing, rather than for something fluffy (though I don't mind them being happy together, at least at times). I love them being kind of obsessive about each other and horrible to anyone else the other one sleeps with and manipulative and half the time they argue and half the time they adore each other. Give me all the fucked up rockerboy love.
I would happily read fic set in the past as well as fic set during the game when Johnny is stuck in male V's body and V occasionally lets Johnny out to play. I'm also good with some kind of handwavey post-canon AU in which Johnny and V both survive in separate bodies somehow - in fact I've got quite a few prompts for that.
(Don't feel like you have to, but since canon never gives us their exact ages and Johnny looks a good deal older than Kerry in the flashbacks, I really love the idea of them meeting when Kerry is 16-18 and Johnny is in his late 20s (underage is totally fine), and Kerry crushes hard on this cool, slightly older guy and Johnny enjoys the hell out of the attention (while also falling for him) ... I think it really works well for their relationship. But if you prefer writing them as being the same age, that's fine, too.)
CP2077: Johnny and Kerry used to sleep with each other
For all of Johnny's big talk about how straight he is and how Kerry was pathetically trying to get into his pants ... it turns out they did actually sleep with each other. Regularly? Just a few times? How did it happen? Did they ever talk about it or was Johnny pretending it never happened most of the time? What does that mean for their canon reunion? (Go as hard as you like on the repression and internalised homophobia here.)
CP2077: Johnny and Kerry used to sleep with each other but Johnny edited it out of his memories
Similar to the one above. We know Johnny canonically edited some of his memories to make them fit his self-image better (make himself look even cooler and more badass), so what if he also edited out that he used to sleep with Kerry (and was maybe even in love with him) because that didn't fit his conviction that he was the Manliest Straight Man Who Fucked All The Women. I imagine it'll lead to some fallout when he sees Kerry again ... and probably some angst on Johnny's part about whether or not he's even still himself if he can't trust his memories. (Maybe Johnny regains the memories after he and Kerry get together again? I wouldn't mind that at all.)
CP2077: Johnny and V survive in the same body
Maybe Alt can save V's life, but can't remove Johnny from his brain. Maybe she could remove Johnny, but V doesn't want to basically kill him, so he suggests they keep bodysharing. Would prefer if this led to a more "equal" situation in which V is also present when Johnny is in charge of the body, and maybe to them being able to switch without the help of pills. Anyway, what does Johnny do now that he has more time to see Kerry again? (Kerry who is or isn't sleeping with V.)
CP2077: Johnny and V survive in separate bodies
Maybe V manages to get them both new bodies somehow (I'd prefer Johnny looking and sounding like himself, whether through cloning or plastic surgery or whatnot). They're probably still pretty damn close and inseparable, so how does that influence Johnny getting a second chance at not fucking up his relationship with Kerry?
CP2077: Temperance ending but Johnny goes to Kerry instead of leaving Night City
Johnny is pretty fucked up by V's sacrifice, and I'd love him going to Kerry instead of leaving all by himself. (And maybe he can plot a way to bring V back somehow.) Kerry who thought he'd lost Johnny again and now has to deal with actually having Johnny in his life for good.
ALL: Soulmates - one character rejects the idea of soulmates
Because you just know that Johnny would HATE the idea of any kind of higher power or whatever telling him who he's meant to be with. So he'd be drawn to Kerry, love making music with him, hate the idea of Kerry leaving him, while simultaneously insisting they're never going to have sex or be romantically involved because soulmates don't mean shit! Kerry is very messed up about this. Would love fic set in the past, but also fic set during/post-canon and Johnny maybe finally giving them a chance.
ALL: Soulmates - Scars appear on each other's skin
Same as above, really, because Johnny would hate the idea no matter how soulmates work. ;) But I'm very partial to shared scars - Kerry with Johnny's war wounds (and maybe a line on his shoulder where Johnny's arm was cut off?), Johnny who shares that lip scar he gave Kerry. Kerry maybe having the scars removed after Johnny's death because Johnny never wanted to be with him anyway, and Johnny being furious about that when he comes back because how dare Kerry just erase him from his life like that? Johnny giving himself new scars because he knows Kerry will have them, too.
(I didn't request soulmate stuff specifically for Johnny/Kerry/V, but if you want to include V, feel free to run with any of these scenarios and add V in - does he get their scars, too? Does he suddenly get their scars when Johnny pops up in his head? Does Johnny realise he doesn't just have one soulmate, but TWO?)
Johnny Silverhand/Male V, Johnny Silverhand/Kerry Eurodyne/Male V
I love V's relationship with both of them - how antagonistic he and Johnny start out and then slowly grow closer (while also becoming more similar to each other), and also how V and Kerry's relationship starts with Kerry just seeing V as a way to see Johnny again, but then actually growing to like V himself, too. It makes for a fascinating triangle where all three characters are, in one way or another, really into each other. And I imagine they'd all have their insecurities about the other two - V about all that history Johnny and Kerry share, Kerry about the fact that V and Johnny literally share(d) a brain and body and it doesn't get much more intimate than that, Johnny about the fact that Kerry and V actually have something resembling a functional, happy relationship.
And even without Kerry involved, Johnny and V are so great together. The banter, the forced intimacy, how willing they both are to sacrifice themselves for the other, how either of them might do something crazy post-canon to get the other one back. If you don't want to include Kerry, I'd be good with V and Kerry maybe only hooking up a few times, but never getting serious, or maybe that just didn't happen at all. Just don't give V a different love interest please.
For post-canon fic, I'm good with Johnny and V either in the same body and still bodysharing or in separate bodies.
CP2077: Johnny and Kerry used to sleep with each other
V knows about this of course. And is maybe very, very into it - into a threesome with them, or just into Johnny doing all those things to him that V remembers him doing to Kerry ...
CP2077: Johnny and Kerry used to sleep with each other but Johnny edited it out of his memories
V probably finds out about this from Kerry. Cue some very awkward conversations. Maybe Johnny clearly needs to sleep with a guy (whether V or Kerry and V) to remember everything again. Maybe V finally realises that he might have a chance with Johnny after all because Johnny isn't as straight as V assumed.
CP2077: Johnny and V survive in the same body
Maybe Alt can save V's life, but can't remove Johnny from his brain. Maybe she could remove Johnny, but V doesn't want to basically kill him, so he suggests they keep bodysharing. Would prefer if this led to a more "equal" situation in which V is also present when Johnny is in charge of the body, and maybe to them being able to switch without the help of pills. I'd love to see them figuring out this new situation, especially if there's some extra awkwardness because V has been seeing Kerry and Johnny has complicated feelings about that ...
CP2077: Johnny and V survive in separate bodies
Maybe V manages to get them both new bodies somehow (I'd prefer Johnny looking and sounding like himself, whether through cloning or plastic surgery or whatnot). They're probably still pretty damn close and inseparable anyway, which might get extra awkward if V has been seeing Kerry and Johnny sticks around even while they fuck in the next room. Or in the same room. And eventually they're sick of it and tell him to either get out or join in.
CP2077: Takemura and Johnny have to work together to save V's life
Whether something canon/Relic-related, or some post-canon scenario in which V got abducted or captured (I like the Sun ending with merc legend!V best). Takemura and Johnny, who both care about him a lot, realise they can only get him out of there together. Could involve Johnny in a suit or Takemura dressing down, just saying. I would love if they grudgingly had an actual bonding moment or two, but still come out of it absolutely despising each other and hoping that this will never, ever happen again. (V probably just ends up with even more threesome fantasies than he had before, but the one thing Johnny and Takemura can agree on is that they will NEVER do that.) (If Kerry is involved, he might well be yelling at both of them to get their heads out of their asses and work together to save his input.)
CP2077: Temperance ending but Johnny finds a way to get V back
Instead of giving up and leaving Night City, Johnny decides to get V back somehow. I don't care how, be as handwavey or as detailed about it as you like. But lots of angst about failing to save him when he promised would be nice. (If Kerry is involved, maybe he can kick Johnny into doing something instead of just feeling sorry for himself. And/or pay for whatever crazy plan Johnny comes up with.)
ALL: Soulbond Requires Physical Proximity
ALL: Soulbonds - Feeling Each Other's Emotions
I'm mostly imagining these post-canon if they have separate bodies, but somehow (chip weirdness? unexplained?), they're still connected. Feeling each other's emotions, getting snippets of each other's thoughts, needing to be around each other or they get antsy or even hurt ... Johnny would probably hate the idea of being "bound" like that, but he'd just have to get used to it. If V and/or Johnny are sleeping with Kerry, them basically never being apart might cause some problems (but hopefully lead to a threesome that works for everyone involved?).
Goro Takemura/Male V
Oh, Takemura. How is he so hot? And so weirdly adorable? You know, for a lawful neutral/evil corpo loyalist who's devoted to an evil bastard? I really love how he has both moments of being perfectly formal and polite, and moments of being a rude, angry dick (especially at V). I love his constant complaints about Night City and food. I love him talking about cats, I love that he cooks, and I really love how quickly his relationship with V goes from genuine disdain to much more light-hearted, friendly banter. They form such a great connection with each other so very quickly.
Like I said above, I like Streetkid!V and I like that it makes them both come from very similar backgrounds that they both were driven and determined to escape, but they went about it in very, very different ways and ended up with very different worldviews. It makes for really fascinating contrasts and conflicts between them - lawful, serious corpo bodyguard and trashy streetkid with no taste is just a fun dynamic. But I'd also be up for a Corpo!V who shares Takemura's worldview at least in part, and they're both in the same position of having been cast out by the corporation they dedicated their lives to (and maybe they'd both like to find a way to go back). I guess those two would have a happier ending, since I don't really see Streetkid!V not picking one of the endings that make Takemura very, very mad at you. ;) But for this, too, I'm very happy with AUs for the ending in which not everything goes for shit - as much as I like that for canon, I don't mind happier scenarios for fic. I'd also love for V and Takemura to reconcile after their, er, breakup, to put it mildly.
I also really enjoy the big age difference between them - V who's still fairly young and just starting out in life with all these big dreams and plans (before he started dying, that is), whereas Takemura has pretty much achieved everything he wanted to achieve, he had success and respect before his life went to shit.
While I never really object to switching, I'm very much into Takemura topping V. They can mix things up sometimes! I just don't want exclusively bottom!Takemura because him topping V is just too hot.
CP2077: Johnny and V survive in the same body
Maybe Alt can save V's life, but can't remove Johnny from his brain. Maybe she could remove Johnny, but V doesn't want to basically kill him, so he suggests they keep bodysharing. Would prefer if this led to a more "equal" situation in which V is also present when Johnny is in charge of the body, and maybe to them being able to switch without the help of pills. Considering that Johnny and Takemura can't stand each other, I'm sure that Johnny has Opinions on V sleeping with the "Saka scum" and Takemura has Opinions on V saving this filthy terrorist's life ...
CP2077: Johnny and V survive in separate bodies
Maybe V manages to get them both new bodies somehow (I'd prefer Johnny looking and sounding like himself, whether through cloning or plastic surgery or whatnot). They're probably still pretty damn close and inseparable anyway, which might get extra awkward if V starts spending more time around Takemura post-canon. Considering that Johnny and Takemura can't stand each other, I'm sure that Johnny has Opinions on V sleeping with the "Saka scum" and Takemura has Opinions on V saving this filthy terrorist's life ...
CP2077: Takemura and Johnny have to work together to save V's life
Whether something canon/Relic-related, or some post-canon scenario and V got abducted or captured. Takemura and Johnny, who both care about him a lot, realise they can only get him out of there together. Could involve Johnny in a suit or Takemura dressing down, just saying. I would love if they grudgingly had an actual bonding moment or two, but still come out of it absolutely despising each other and hoping that this will never, ever happen again. (V probably just ends up with even more threesome fantasies than he had before, but the one thing Johnny and Takemura can agree on is that they will NEVER do that.)
CP2077: Takemura gets thrown out by Arasaka post-canon and joins up with merc legend!V
Does he specifically seek out V because he's the only non-Arasaka person he's close to? Does he just stay in/go to Night City because why not, and V finds him there trying to make a living somehow? Does V specifically seek him out because he figures Takemura must be completely lost? Takemura probably has no idea what to do with his life after spending so long working for Arasaka. Maybe he ends up becoming V's bodyguard/partner (and having Saburo Arasaka's ex-bodyguard by his side only makes V look even cooler)? I love that Takemura, once you get him out of his corpo environment, clearly loves slightly nuts plans like "let's jump on a moving parade float", so I feel like he might develop some appreciation for V's merc life and crazy stunts.
CP2077: Takemura gets thrown out by Arasaka post-canon and tries to kill merc legend!V
Takemura decides to kill V before planning to kill himself, as punishment for 1) fucking with Arasaka, 2) basically killing Saburo a second time (if Takemura found out about the construct from Hanako and said construct was destroyed in Mikoshi) - give me all the stalking, sexy angry fighting, and eventual realising that he doesn't want to kill V - or alternately, V defeats Takemura when they fight, but instead of killing him, he decides to nurse him back to health. Takemura has now very confused mixed emotions about everything. Might lead to something similar as the prompt above in the end. :D
Far Cry 5
Joseph Seed/Jacob Seed/John Seed (and every combination of them)
Just to be clear: I absolutely ship all three of them together, but I'd be just as happy to read about just two of them with the third one either not appearing at all or not appearing in a shippy way. I'd just ask that you didn't go out of your way to explicitly tell me that they're totally not into the third brother, because I like to imagine that all three of them being together is at least a possibility. :)
I love everything about these three evil bastards. Villainous loyalty kink, devotion, each having their own personal brand of evilness, fucked up tragic backstories, religious weirdness, starting a cult together, murdering and torturing people together, those very different relationships they have with each other - these three really have it all. It's like someone tailor-made them for me. And I love how absolutely batshit insane all three of them are in their own way, completely obsessive and ruthless about it, and I'd really love to see how they all feel about each other's respective batshit insanity, I mean, er, dedication to doing the right thing. ;)
FC5: John and Jacob meet again before Joseph finds them
John lived in Atlanta, the US Army has lots of bases in Georgia, so it's not too hard to imagine that at some point in all those years of their adult lives before Joseph found them, they might have been in the same bar one evening. And I'd specifically like them to hook up while having no idea they're brothers (John was five when they were separated, he barely remembers what Jacob looks like, and Jacob remembers a 5-year-old boy, not an adult man). And then John might just read Jacob's dogtags the morning after and now he has to figure out what to do with that knowledge ... Tell Jacob the truth even if it will make things awkward and possibly make Jacob hate him or something? Not say anything and let Jacob disappear from his life again? Try to spend some more time with Jacob without telling him, accidentally making Jacob think he wants to date him like a normal person ... which only makes the eventual reveal more awkward? :D And what does this mean for their eventual reunion with Joseph - if they stay together, they probably don't want Joseph to know they're sleeping with each other, except John hates lying to Joseph ...
FC5: the Seed brothers survive canon in one of the bunkers
Just a simple canon fix-it. Go with any scenario you like - no deputee, or a very incompetent deputee who dies very early on (so, like, my player character when I first started playing the game ;)), or Joseph eventually realising he's given this guy enough chances and he needs to be stopped before he destroys everything the Project has built, or simply Jacob eventually putting his foot down and deciding he's not going to let this lunatic murder his brothers, he's going to kill him first. Or just handwave it however much you like. I'm mostly interested in what it'd be like for them and their followers after the expected apocalypse. Does Jacob have a bit of a religious revelation moment? Do his brothers expect him to but nope, not happening? Is Jacob (with all his talk about hating civilisation and concrete and wanting to return to nature) really bad at being stuck in a claustrophobic bunker for years? Did one of them get injured before heading to the bunkers and needs to be nursed back to health? What happens once they can leave the bunker again?
And that's it! I hope that something in this letter works for you, a prompt you find interesting or a trope you enjoy writing. I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with, no matter which fandom we matched on! :D
Thank you!
linndechir
