linndechir ([personal profile] linndechir) wrote2009-11-23 02:06 am
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OMFG BEST SENTENCE EVER!!!!!

"Et c'est ainsi, le cul encore plein de sperme, que je me résolus à entrer au Sicherheitsdienst."
"And thus, with my arse still full of sperm, I decided to join the Sicherheitsdienst."
- Jonathan Littel, Les Bienveillantes


OMFG THIS BOOK IS MADE OF FUCKING WIN!!!! Oh GOD!

Okay, I admit it, I only read 100 of the 1300 pages so far, and maybe it's going to suck after 300 pages, because there aren't many authors who can write good books of this length. Far too often it gets boring and repetitive after a few hundred pages. But the beginning is amazing. For those of you who've never heard of it, Les Bienveillantes (English title: The Kindly Ones, which sounds stupid), is the memoirs of a fictitious SS-officier named Maximilien Aue, written by an American author who's writing in French. It's weird to read about Nazis speaking French all the time, honestly. oO Still, Aue is as gay as you can possibly get. 100 pages and already two graphic slash scenes, not to mention this amazing sentence I quoted above (the English translation is by me, I was too lazy to look up how it was really translated). Context? Right after he had some random boy fuck him, his future BFF convinces him to join the SD. Not to mention that his name is Max (like Stierlitz!), he smokes all the fucking time (like Stierlitz, and like Hellstrom!), he's gay and such a sub, and he has a best friend on whom he seems to have a total crush. Well, not crush, but he wants to do him. Not to mention the countless mentions of Heydrich and Schellenberg being suspiciously good friends - this book does not help my recent fascination with historical slash. Bad brain, very very bad! And there I thought it couldn't possibly get worse!
What I really want to say, though, is the following: read this book. I shouldn't, because I really don't have the time, but it's just great so far. At least read the first part, Toccata, which is just great, and only fifty pages long. It's worth the time, even if you don't want to read the entire book. Now let's just hope that I won't be disappointed by the rest.


Other news ... I quit my job, because I'm tired of working on every Saturday, and since I don't desperately need the money, why should I keep doing this? It's a pity, it was a nice job, as far as crappy-jobs-for-students-so-I-can-afford-my-decadent-lifestyle go, with nice colleagues and relatively well paid and not far away from where I live, but still. I want a week-end that consists of two days. Even if it means having a bit less money.

Am also neglecting university stuff. Again. This week is going to be stressful. Which also means that I probably won't post a new fic too soon, but I'll do my best. I'm considering to write some Hellstrom/Wicki, set around 1930, which would be very very angsty and tragic and sweet and beautiful and extremely tragic and sad. With obligatory Landa/Hellstrom-references, mind you. ;)

Ooooh, and I bought the most amazing new leather boots! Rawr! Love them! (I should get Hellstrom out of my head when I go shopping ...)

[identity profile] acidpenguin46.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear Lord. I haven't seen Reefer Madness, but now I can't un-see the image of Landa and Hellstrom singing that song. I'm not even going to contemplate Hitler and Goebbles singing it - my brain would probably break beyond repair.

Also, there is nothing wrong with believable Wicki/Dietr porn. :)

[identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I assure you, my brain IS broken beyond repair. Don't forget the thick German accent, that makes it even worse! At least Landa and Hellstrom speak proper English. ;) And you have to watch Reefer Madness, the whole movie is so incredibly hilarious. It's the kind of movie you will end up quoting all the damn time. ;)

Yay! So much to write, so little time!

[identity profile] zigsternenstaub.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hellstrom glares Zak and Artemis away and threatens to put them in a camp if they interfere

Grr, Zak and Artemis would show him where he can put his camp. ;)

[identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Lol. Artemis and Zak in that universe ... bad idea. That's even sicker than The Third Reich - The Secret Diaries. ;)

[identity profile] zigsternenstaub.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
That's even sicker than The Third Reich - The Secret Diaries.

O.o

My god. Time heals all wounds.

[identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Worst thing? Nariel and I spent last night talking about that. Sorta crossover verse between Inglourious Basterds, 17 Moments of Spring, Les Bienveillantes and real history. I hope we will never get beyond the rambling stage. ;)

[identity profile] machiavelli-imp.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
The English version has been published for a while in Australia (I think I saw the first copies in April). Perhaps the publisher though it would get confused with Aeschylus if it was published as The Eumenides and used a direct translation for the title instead? (Or maybe I'm just a hopeless geek. :D)

It should be a classic in any literary canon! IDK about the gay smut: it's very elegantly written, but few and far between, so readers who are squeamish may not be able to get through the mass-shootings, gassing, involved linguistic tangents etc. just for the porn.

[identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
No idea, but I'm sure they could have come up with a better title. The French title sounds so elegant, so does the German one (Die Wohlgesinnten - and I admit this despite the fact that I hate translations ;)), and the English one just sounds very clumsy.

I agree, if you're just in it for the gay porn, you won't make it through the book. You'd need a list of all the porn scenes (but then you'd miss out on the general awesomeness of this book).

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
If, um, you like historical nazi slash, may I recc my friend Cat_irix? Reinhard Heydrich/Just about everyone.

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Where's Max from?

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Please tell me that's real.

[identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a very real, very weird idea Nariel and I came up with. Fairly insane, not to be taken seriously. I have no idea if we will actually be insane enough to write these diaries, but we definitely have loads of ideas. I'm just not sure if they'd be funny for anyone but us. ;)

[identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
He's the main character of 17 Moments of Spring, a Russian TV movie in twelve parts from the 1970s. Max Otto von Stierlitz is actually a Russian spy, but he has been in Germany since the 1920s, and has been in the SS pretty much since the beginning. He's this really stoic, calm guy, intelligent, always in control, and very tragic (I mean, the poor guy was married to a Russian woman before he went to Germany, so his life sucks a bit ;)). The irony of the thing? He's in the SD Ausland, counter-intelligence and everything. ;) And Schellenberg has a crush on him, the way he behaves. Slashiness of doom. If you're interested, a friend of mine posted download-links: http://assassin-nariel.livejournal.com/18131.html
(Also, Stierlitz is hot. *nodnod*)

[identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Gladly. Could you tell me where to find her fics? I just had a look at her lj, it's huge and I have no idea where to find her writing.

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'd fine it very funny indeed. I like the Third Reich far more than should be healthy (that is, I like it at all).

[identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I know exactly what you mean. I shouldn't know, but I do. ;) Well, we'll see about that insanity (real history/IB/17 Moments/Les Bienveillantes-crossovery). Maybe I'll work on it when I'm too tired to write serious fic. ;) (Because you need to be tired to come up with the Nazi-equivalent to myspace called myreich ...)

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
http://cat-irix.livejournal.com/322097.html

A couple more in my WW2 Memories:

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=skull_bearer&keyword=WW2&filter=all

[identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Erm, either the links are dead or f-locked. Probably the latter, no?

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
A year ago I invented a world where nazis won WW2 as a retirement home for nazi characters I was no longer using. I now come back to it almost evrey day, because it's no much crack it's hilarious.
I love my characters.

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh frag. I'm sorry, you know howe it is when you've friended someone so long ago you forgot about it? Yeah. For what it's worth she's worth friending.

[identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It definitely sounds like fun. I really need to read your stories one day, I just don't know where to start. ;)
I want to write an AU in which the Nazis won WW2, just so I can have Landa&Hellstrom being all adorable ten-fifteen years later ... and because I want to see Standartenführer Hellstrom, all frail and weak and dying of lung cancer. Erm, yes. I occasionally feel the urge to kill him, just so Landa can realise how much he needs him. oO

[identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I know what you mean. ^^ Well, she'd have to friend me for me to be able to read the f-locked entries. Maybe I'll send her a PM and tell her you recc'd her fics to me, if you don't mind.

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine is a bit weirder, mostly because I happily suspent the laws of reality for that lot. Mine is basically the interesting and occasionally fun adventures of Josef Mengele, Karl Kroenen some made-up nazis and anyone who wants to move in. All are, for one reason or another, immortal, because I love the 'occult nazis' meme, and wander from one world to another blowing shit up and killing anyone they don't like - and hiring those they do.
They came in just after the events of IB, hired Landa and rebuilt Hellstrom (yes, rebuilt, I'm still not sure what they did to the poor guy, but he's fine - so far)

I haven't written this out as a story, mostly because most of friendslist would desert en-mass if I did. I've already lost a few friends over this.

I would love to see that! Feel free to rant to me about it, I loooove nazis-win AUs.

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Please! Do tell her about yours, 'cause I think she'd like them.

[identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com 2009-11-27 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
I can't very well recc my own fics, even I'm not that shameless when it comes to self-advertisement. ;) But I'll definitely ask her for hers. ^^

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