OMFG BEST SENTENCE EVER!!!!!
Nov. 23rd, 2009 02:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"Et c'est ainsi, le cul encore plein de sperme, que je me résolus à entrer au Sicherheitsdienst."
"And thus, with my arse still full of sperm, I decided to join the Sicherheitsdienst."
- Jonathan Littel, Les Bienveillantes
Okay, I admit it, I only read 100 of the 1300 pages so far, and maybe it's going to suck after 300 pages, because there aren't many authors who can write good books of this length. Far too often it gets boring and repetitive after a few hundred pages. But the beginning is amazing. For those of you who've never heard of it, Les Bienveillantes (English title: The Kindly Ones, which sounds stupid), is the memoirs of a fictitious SS-officier named Maximilien Aue, written by an American author who's writing in French. It's weird to read about Nazis speaking French all the time, honestly. oO Still, Aue is as gay as you can possibly get. 100 pages and already two graphic slash scenes, not to mention this amazing sentence I quoted above (the English translation is by me, I was too lazy to look up how it was really translated). Context? Right after he had some random boy fuck him, his future BFF convinces him to join the SD. Not to mention that his name is Max (like Stierlitz!), he smokes all the fucking time (like Stierlitz, and like Hellstrom!), he's gay and such a sub, and he has a best friend on whom he seems to have a total crush. Well, not crush, but he wants to do him. Not to mention the countless mentions of Heydrich and Schellenberg being suspiciously good friends - this book does not help my recent fascination with historical slash. Bad brain, very very bad! And there I thought it couldn't possibly get worse!
What I really want to say, though, is the following: read this book. I shouldn't, because I really don't have the time, but it's just great so far. At least read the first part, Toccata, which is just great, and only fifty pages long. It's worth the time, even if you don't want to read the entire book. Now let's just hope that I won't be disappointed by the rest.
Other news ... I quit my job, because I'm tired of working on every Saturday, and since I don't desperately need the money, why should I keep doing this? It's a pity, it was a nice job, as far as crappy-jobs-for-students-so-I-can-afford-my-decadent-lifestyle go, with nice colleagues and relatively well paid and not far away from where I live, but still. I want a week-end that consists of two days. Even if it means having a bit less money.
Am also neglecting university stuff. Again. This week is going to be stressful. Which also means that I probably won't post a new fic too soon, but I'll do my best. I'm considering to write some Hellstrom/Wicki, set around 1930, which would be very very angsty and tragic and sweet and beautiful and extremely tragic and sad. With obligatory Landa/Hellstrom-references, mind you. ;)
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Date: 2009-11-23 08:03 am (UTC)Also, Hellstrom/Wicki/Landa for the win. *coughs* I mean, I could read some Hellstrom/Wicki beautiful man pain.
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Date: 2009-11-23 09:35 am (UTC)There won't be a threesome, unless I come up with a great idea. ;) Nah, my pre-war Wicki is too sweet and nice to be in the same room with Landa. ;) But, yeah, Hellstrom/Wicki man pain, there'll be a lot of that. I'm so glad some people approve of the idea. ;)
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Date: 2009-11-23 11:10 am (UTC)The world needs more Hellstrom/Wicki man pain (or even just Hellstrom man pain - he cries so prettily.) And I definitely approve!
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Date: 2009-11-23 02:17 pm (UTC)The world needs more Wicki man pain! The poor guy had such a crappy past and nobody writes about it! And they'll cry together. Especially Dieter, when he's losing his fluffy Wicki and has no choice but to stay with not-so-fluffy Landa. ;)
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Date: 2009-11-24 04:27 am (UTC)I've never really thought about Wicki's past to be honest, but now that you mention it, it would have been an incredibly difficult one.
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Date: 2009-11-24 09:50 am (UTC)Maybe it's because I love Gedeon so much. ;) I just thought that it must have been hard for him to leave the country he grew up him, the country he considers his home, just because a bunch of stupid idiots took over and decided that omfg he's Jewish and oh-so-evil. Okay, I admit it - I just want believable Wicki/Dieter-porn. :P
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Date: 2009-11-24 12:37 pm (UTC)Also, there is nothing wrong with believable Wicki/Dietr porn. :)
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Date: 2009-11-24 12:40 pm (UTC)Yay! So much to write, so little time!
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Date: 2009-11-26 08:05 pm (UTC)A couple more in my WW2 Memories:
http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=skull_bearer&keyword=WW2&filter=all
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