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"Et c'est ainsi, le cul encore plein de sperme, que je me résolus à entrer au Sicherheitsdienst."
"And thus, with my arse still full of sperm, I decided to join the Sicherheitsdienst."
- Jonathan Littel, Les Bienveillantes


OMFG THIS BOOK IS MADE OF FUCKING WIN!!!! Oh GOD!

Okay, I admit it, I only read 100 of the 1300 pages so far, and maybe it's going to suck after 300 pages, because there aren't many authors who can write good books of this length. Far too often it gets boring and repetitive after a few hundred pages. But the beginning is amazing. For those of you who've never heard of it, Les Bienveillantes (English title: The Kindly Ones, which sounds stupid), is the memoirs of a fictitious SS-officier named Maximilien Aue, written by an American author who's writing in French. It's weird to read about Nazis speaking French all the time, honestly. oO Still, Aue is as gay as you can possibly get. 100 pages and already two graphic slash scenes, not to mention this amazing sentence I quoted above (the English translation is by me, I was too lazy to look up how it was really translated). Context? Right after he had some random boy fuck him, his future BFF convinces him to join the SD. Not to mention that his name is Max (like Stierlitz!), he smokes all the fucking time (like Stierlitz, and like Hellstrom!), he's gay and such a sub, and he has a best friend on whom he seems to have a total crush. Well, not crush, but he wants to do him. Not to mention the countless mentions of Heydrich and Schellenberg being suspiciously good friends - this book does not help my recent fascination with historical slash. Bad brain, very very bad! And there I thought it couldn't possibly get worse!
What I really want to say, though, is the following: read this book. I shouldn't, because I really don't have the time, but it's just great so far. At least read the first part, Toccata, which is just great, and only fifty pages long. It's worth the time, even if you don't want to read the entire book. Now let's just hope that I won't be disappointed by the rest.


Other news ... I quit my job, because I'm tired of working on every Saturday, and since I don't desperately need the money, why should I keep doing this? It's a pity, it was a nice job, as far as crappy-jobs-for-students-so-I-can-afford-my-decadent-lifestyle go, with nice colleagues and relatively well paid and not far away from where I live, but still. I want a week-end that consists of two days. Even if it means having a bit less money.

Am also neglecting university stuff. Again. This week is going to be stressful. Which also means that I probably won't post a new fic too soon, but I'll do my best. I'm considering to write some Hellstrom/Wicki, set around 1930, which would be very very angsty and tragic and sweet and beautiful and extremely tragic and sad. With obligatory Landa/Hellstrom-references, mind you. ;)

Ooooh, and I bought the most amazing new leather boots! Rawr! Love them! (I should get Hellstrom out of my head when I go shopping ...)

Date: 2009-11-23 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acidpenguin46.livejournal.com
I completely agree with the title of this post. (Also, damn it, woman! I still have to watch 17 Moments of Spring, and you're throwing more Nazi slash at me. ;p)

Also, Hellstrom/Wicki/Landa for the win. *coughs* I mean, I could read some Hellstrom/Wicki beautiful man pain.

Date: 2009-11-23 09:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Haha, sorry. I haven't finished watching 17 Moments myself, to be honest. I really don't have the time for all this stuff, but but but it's stronger than me. Worst thing? It makes me want historical nazi slash. Not about fluffy cute Nazis played by August Diehl, but about real nazis. And that's just a little bit sick. ;)

There won't be a threesome, unless I come up with a great idea. ;) Nah, my pre-war Wicki is too sweet and nice to be in the same room with Landa. ;) But, yeah, Hellstrom/Wicki man pain, there'll be a lot of that. I'm so glad some people approve of the idea. ;)

Date: 2009-11-23 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acidpenguin46.livejournal.com
Damn those Nazis. They take up so much time (because yeah, that is by far the worst thing about Nazis. ;p) Awww, August. I'm not going to be able to think about him without the phrase "fluffy cute Nazi" popping into my mind now.

The world needs more Hellstrom/Wicki man pain (or even just Hellstrom man pain - he cries so prettily.) And I definitely approve!

Date: 2009-11-23 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Of course, bad bad bad Nazis. ;) Well, actually Zoller is the "fluffy cute Nazi", but Hellstrom (without the awful hair) is fluffy and cute too. A snuggle!Nazi, so to speak. damn, this won't help my annoying habit of calling him Dieterchen (diminutive of Dieter) all the time. ;)

The world needs more Wicki man pain! The poor guy had such a crappy past and nobody writes about it! And they'll cry together. Especially Dieter, when he's losing his fluffy Wicki and has no choice but to stay with not-so-fluffy Landa. ;)

Date: 2009-11-24 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acidpenguin46.livejournal.com
N'awww. *sends Wicki to snuggle Dieterchen* This is one of those times I wished that I had the talent of drawing, because I can just picture this cartoon version of Landa and Hellstrom skipping and holding hands, with love hearts all around them. My brain is a strange place.

I've never really thought about Wicki's past to be honest, but now that you mention it, it would have been an incredibly difficult one.

Date: 2009-11-24 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Yay! Wicki/Dieterchen snuggle, I approve! If your brain is a strange place, so is mine, because I fully approve of this picture. It's what lol!Landa and lol!Hellstrom do in my head all the time. Sometimes they even sing Romeo&Juliet from Reefer Madness (if you haven't seen that movie, you should watch it right now. and then imagine Landa/Hellstrom in this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO-CN9lJvYo It's scary as hell. The only thing even scarier is imagining Hitler and Goebbels singing that song. ;))

Maybe it's because I love Gedeon so much. ;) I just thought that it must have been hard for him to leave the country he grew up him, the country he considers his home, just because a bunch of stupid idiots took over and decided that omfg he's Jewish and oh-so-evil. Okay, I admit it - I just want believable Wicki/Dieter-porn. :P

Date: 2009-11-24 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acidpenguin46.livejournal.com
Oh dear Lord. I haven't seen Reefer Madness, but now I can't un-see the image of Landa and Hellstrom singing that song. I'm not even going to contemplate Hitler and Goebbles singing it - my brain would probably break beyond repair.

Also, there is nothing wrong with believable Wicki/Dietr porn. :)

Date: 2009-11-24 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
I assure you, my brain IS broken beyond repair. Don't forget the thick German accent, that makes it even worse! At least Landa and Hellstrom speak proper English. ;) And you have to watch Reefer Madness, the whole movie is so incredibly hilarious. It's the kind of movie you will end up quoting all the damn time. ;)

Yay! So much to write, so little time!

Date: 2009-11-26 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com
If, um, you like historical nazi slash, may I recc my friend Cat_irix? Reinhard Heydrich/Just about everyone.

Date: 2009-11-26 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Gladly. Could you tell me where to find her fics? I just had a look at her lj, it's huge and I have no idea where to find her writing.

Date: 2009-11-26 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com
http://cat-irix.livejournal.com/322097.html

A couple more in my WW2 Memories:

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=skull_bearer&keyword=WW2&filter=all

Date: 2009-11-26 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Erm, either the links are dead or f-locked. Probably the latter, no?

Date: 2009-11-26 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com
Oh frag. I'm sorry, you know howe it is when you've friended someone so long ago you forgot about it? Yeah. For what it's worth she's worth friending.

Date: 2009-11-26 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
I know what you mean. ^^ Well, she'd have to friend me for me to be able to read the f-locked entries. Maybe I'll send her a PM and tell her you recc'd her fics to me, if you don't mind.

Date: 2009-11-26 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com
Please! Do tell her about yours, 'cause I think she'd like them.

Date: 2009-11-27 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
I can't very well recc my own fics, even I'm not that shameless when it comes to self-advertisement. ;) But I'll definitely ask her for hers. ^^

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