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This is getting fucking frustrating! Everyone around me is posting their Hanukkah fics, and my stupid fic still refuses to get written. Even the first draft isn't finished, because whenever I try to work on it, it gets more fucked up. First, I made the participating characters even more insane than they already are. Then, I decided to use flashbacks - I HATE flashbacks, I've never written any because I hate reading them, but my brainless fic idea only works with flashbacks. And as if all that wasn't bad enough, one of my characters suddenly started quoting Hegel. WHAT THE FUCK??? I'm not even writing about Landa, for God's sake! I'm starting to think that I should delete the whole thing and start anew, but I have honestly no better idea for the prompt I was given than the one I'm using now. It's actually a good idea, I think, except that it's so weird that it only makes sense in my brain, but not when I write it. Whatever, I'll just pretend my lack of sense and clarity is artistic and mysterious and complex. Or something. I just want to write something better than pointless porn with the pairing and the kinks my giftee asked for. :(
The worst thing is that I waited so long to write this because when I came up with this idea weeks ago, I was sure that I could easily write it down in two days, and voilà. But, no, everything always turns out to be ten times more complicated.
Why the fuck is he quoting Hegel? Seriously, Hegel? In bed? Not even IB characters should be so fucked up that they start lecturing their partner on philosophy and freedom during sex. *smashes head against the wall*

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Aye aye. *nods, dreamy-eyed* :) Anyway, good luck with the fic! I think that quoting philosophical quotes in bed is hot, and I know a few RL people who would totally do it.

And LOL at the watchtower joke ;) I love these kinds of jokes.

There were T-shirts for sale in Australia with that joke on them ("My grandfather died at [insert KL name here]" on the front and "He fell out of a guard tower" on the back, but if one was caught wearing one in public one had to do several months of community service.)

Philosophy is far hotter and more meaningful than the usual post-coital drivel that one sees on TV shows or reads in books (which I am going to blame on the popularity of American culture, since I am a pretentious arse). On the other hand, if someone is capable of speaking after sex then in an ideal world they've probably picked the wrong partner. (*cough* Yeah, sure, totally realistic expectation. *cough*)

What a great T-shirt idea! Now I wonder if this joke would be just as funny if it were not offensive to the majority. (Currently contemplating if there's any social occasion which could warrant wearing a Rammstein T-shirt with the infamous "Stacheldraht im Harnkanal" quote :)

Intellectual discussions during sex are hot... AND if it's brutal & violent dub-con sex, doubly so! *pokes Linn* ;)

*feels poked* It's dub-con, but not brutal. It's ... erm ... "I'm being nice to you and I don't give a fuck if you want me to be nice to you." It's really weird.

I want that t-shirt! Even if I can only wear it at home, I don't care. Squee!

I'm glad you're a pretentious arse, it makes me feel less alone. And he's babbling about philosophy during sex (or rather, during foreplay), not afterwards. I have no idea yet what he's going to do afterwards. I'm slightly scared of what he might do.

Ah, my fellow Heydrich-fangirl coming to rescue his honour. Or at least defend his hotness. ;)

I love it too. I only wish I could tell it to more people. :)

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