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linndechirWhile I was procrastinating, I indulged in my latest obsession and looked for a few pretty pictures of *drum roll* Miroslav Klose. And I found these absolutely HILARIOUS pictures from some milk advertisement he did a while ago. I showed them to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
assassin_nariel , who immediately suggested to photoshop the same milk advertisement with, of course, Hans Landa. I have no idea why I didn't think of this myself. Because who could advertise healthy, yummy milk better than our dearest Standartenführer Hans "un verre de lait s'il vous plaît" Landa?
Original pictures and photoshopped Landa silliness behind the cut. The pictures are fairly big, and I don't want to cram people's f-lists with my late night silliness.
So, these are the original pictures. I find Klose's incredibly serious facial expression hilarious. Because milk is serious business!
The text reads:
"Milk is my strength." (big letters)
"Miroslav Klose, World Cup Topscorer: What makes a good striker? A strong will, robust bones, a lot of energy and a daily glass of milk with calcium, milk sugar and proteins. Because from nothing nothing comes."
(Did I mention he's hot? He's hot. Damn, is he hot.)
And the second picture, even more hilarious (I laughed so much I cried):
And now ... the photoshopped Landa silliness. I'm not very good at all this photoshop business, so this looks very amateurish. Also, Landa doesn't seem to think that milk is such serious business, after all ...
The text is almost the same:
"Milk is my strength. Hans Landa, SS-Standartenführer: What makes a good SS-officer? A strong will, high intelligence, a lot of energy and a daily glass of milk with calcium, milk sugar and proteins. Because from nothing nothing comes."
Erm ... yes. I feel like drinking a glass of milk now. The advertisement worked. Both with Miro and with Landa.
(And before somebody starts complaining, no, I'm obviously not comparing them. But an advertisement for MILK was begging for a Landa joke (even though this advertisement is older than Inglourious Basterds, but who cares.))
I apologise for taking up your time with such nonsense, but I simply couldn't resist. :) You should all go and drink a glass of milk now, it's healthy - no matter what line of work you're in. ;D
assassin_nariel , who immediately suggested to photoshop the same milk advertisement with, of course, Hans Landa. I have no idea why I didn't think of this myself. Because who could advertise healthy, yummy milk better than our dearest Standartenführer Hans "un verre de lait s'il vous plaît" Landa?Original pictures and photoshopped Landa silliness behind the cut. The pictures are fairly big, and I don't want to cram people's f-lists with my late night silliness.
So, these are the original pictures. I find Klose's incredibly serious facial expression hilarious. Because milk is serious business!
The text reads:
"Milk is my strength." (big letters)
"Miroslav Klose, World Cup Topscorer: What makes a good striker? A strong will, robust bones, a lot of energy and a daily glass of milk with calcium, milk sugar and proteins. Because from nothing nothing comes."
And the second picture, even more hilarious (I laughed so much I cried):
And now ... the photoshopped Landa silliness. I'm not very good at all this photoshop business, so this looks very amateurish. Also, Landa doesn't seem to think that milk is such serious business, after all ...
The text is almost the same:
"Milk is my strength. Hans Landa, SS-Standartenführer: What makes a good SS-officer? A strong will, high intelligence, a lot of energy and a daily glass of milk with calcium, milk sugar and proteins. Because from nothing nothing comes."
Erm ... yes. I feel like drinking a glass of milk now. The advertisement worked. Both with Miro and with Landa.
(And before somebody starts complaining, no, I'm obviously not comparing them. But an advertisement for MILK was begging for a Landa joke (even though this advertisement is older than Inglourious Basterds, but who cares.))
I apologise for taking up your time with such nonsense, but I simply couldn't resist. :) You should all go and drink a glass of milk now, it's healthy - no matter what line of work you're in. ;D
