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RL sucks, as usual. So instead, have one of my pointless, crazy, random picspams. Including both funny/ridiculous and hot stuff. But before that, I realised that I forgot to share a  few epic videos with you.

First of all, Jon Lajoie is hilarious. Have a look at this and this and this. It's worth the few minutes of time it'll take you to watch this. If you can't laugh about this guy, I seriously question your sense of humour. ;) It's silly, but the good kind of silly.

Second, although I've already spammed most people with this anyway ... this kid is awesome. But I'm afraid it's only funny if you understand at least some German.  The macro to go with the video:


Did I ever mention that I love it when Marin yells at people twice his size?

Remember that hilarious picture I posted a while ago?



Apparently it turned out to be quite inspiring, for Klaas-Jan Huntelaar has decided to join the community of football players who don't seem to know WTF the ball is doing there.



But at least they all seem to understand the necessity of using the ball. What we have here is more likely a misunderstanding about what game is being played:

This looks more like Twister.

At least here there's a ball involved, but I'm still not sure they're doing it right:


You don't need to see my identification.


Thomas Schaaf apparently prefers Inglourious Basterds to Star Wars. Which is why he has decided to change his name to Antonio Marghereeeeeeeeeeeeetti. Someone should tell him that this looks better when you're wearing a tuxedo.



This picture, IDEK. I don't know what's better - Neuer (middle) being silly, or Wiese (right) looking like he has to concentrate really hard not to strangle him.

Anyway, I know that most of you guys on my f-list are only here for the slash and for nothing else ... and I'd be cruel not to share.

(Marko Pantelic, Arne Friedrich)


(Sebastian Kehl, Christoph Metzelder)


(Marko Marin, Miroslav Klose)



When in doubt, pet the pretty Dutch boytoy, that's right. (Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, Raul)


Totes counts as slash because these two basically ship themselves. (Philipp Lahm, Bastian Schweinsteiger)

And there's of course these two ...

(Oliver Kahn, Jens Lehmann) ... okay, that was mean, I didn't mean to break your brains. Is there even fic for this? Insane, angry hate!sex and stuff? I think I'd acctually like to read that.

And finally, have the OTP of football OTPs (Michael Ballack/Torsten Frings):


(Slapping dat ass in 3...2...1...)




Because whatever else you may think of Michael Ballack - he's porn walking around on two very long legs

To finish this post as prettily as the last one ...




I'll stop now  before this completely turns into a "Torsten Frings is hot shit"-post. I know that my love for Miro Klose has rubbed off on some of you, so here you go:


I'll leave you all with Miro's bitchface and a hearty recommendation to go and watch Machete. Rodriguez is amazing. The movie is amazing. And I need sleep.
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