Random picspam of the month

[linndechir]

RL sucks, as usual. So instead, have one of my pointless, crazy, random picspams. Including both funny/ridiculous and hot stuff. But before that, I realised that I forgot to share a  few epic videos with you.

First of all, Jon Lajoie is hilarious. Have a look at this and this and this. It's worth the few minutes of time it'll take you to watch this. If you can't laugh about this guy, I seriously question your sense of humour. ;) It's silly, but the good kind of silly.

Second, although I've already spammed most people with this anyway ... this kid is awesome. But I'm afraid it's only funny if you understand at least some German.  The macro to go with the video:


Did I ever mention that I love it when Marin yells at people twice his size?

Remember that hilarious picture I posted a while ago?



Apparently it turned out to be quite inspiring, for Klaas-Jan Huntelaar has decided to join the community of football players who don't seem to know WTF the ball is doing there.



But at least they all seem to understand the necessity of using the ball. What we have here is more likely a misunderstanding about what game is being played:

This looks more like Twister.

At least here there's a ball involved, but I'm still not sure they're doing it right:


You don't need to see my identification.


Thomas Schaaf apparently prefers Inglourious Basterds to Star Wars. Which is why he has decided to change his name to Antonio Marghereeeeeeeeeeeeetti. Someone should tell him that this looks better when you're wearing a tuxedo.



This picture, IDEK. I don't know what's better - Neuer (middle) being silly, or Wiese (right) looking like he has to concentrate really hard not to strangle him.

Anyway, I know that most of you guys on my f-list are only here for the slash and for nothing else ... and I'd be cruel not to share.

(Marko Pantelic, Arne Friedrich)


(Sebastian Kehl, Christoph Metzelder)


(Marko Marin, Miroslav Klose)



When in doubt, pet the pretty Dutch boytoy, that's right. (Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, Raul)


Totes counts as slash because these two basically ship themselves. (Philipp Lahm, Bastian Schweinsteiger)

And there's of course these two ...

(Oliver Kahn, Jens Lehmann) ... okay, that was mean, I didn't mean to break your brains. Is there even fic for this? Insane, angry hate!sex and stuff? I think I'd acctually like to read that.

And finally, have the OTP of football OTPs (Michael Ballack/Torsten Frings):


(Slapping dat ass in 3...2...1...)




Because whatever else you may think of Michael Ballack - he's porn walking around on two very long legs

To finish this post as prettily as the last one ...




I'll stop now  before this completely turns into a "Torsten Frings is hot shit"-post. I know that my love for Miro Klose has rubbed off on some of you, so here you go:


I'll leave you all with Miro's bitchface and a hearty recommendation to go and watch Machete. Rodriguez is amazing. The movie is amazing. And I need sleep.

Comments

[kiyokushitaka.livejournal.com]

That child is amazing. That is all. Though I did kinda want to hear him try "Schweinsteiger" I have a feeling it'd end up like Per xD;

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

My thought exactly. ^^ I'd love to see Per's future kid trying to pronounce Daddy's name. And then Uncle Schweini's name. I also love how the kid doesn't really seem to like Gomez.

My next thought? Mezzezacker? Maybe that kid just ships Metzelder/Mertesacker?

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

SKDJFHK YES.

Absolutely the best post to find when you're on your way to school :D It will be a glorious day and I'll be damned if the football players weren't so hot that it actually stopped snowing here. I swear it was snowing just a minute ago.

Hahahahahahaha~ omg, really, I absolutely ADORE the "wtf is the ball doing here!?"-pics xD And your comments *points all over the post* are gold. GOLD I TELL YOU <3

Blackwood is happeh, look at happeh!Blackwood!(I think this post made me go into hyper mood)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I want snow, too. *whine* Maybe it only snows so rarely in Germany because our football players are so hot? Mhm, but then again Swedish men are generally hot shit, so that can't be an explanation.

Either way, I'm glad I could make sure your day began nicely. :D I just love how silly football players can look when they get close to a ball. Nobody will ever beat Lahm in that category, but that doesn't mean that others aren't good at it. Huntelaar is pretty amazing (just as he's amazing at everything else *small fit of fangirling*).

YAY HAPPY BLACKWOOD!!! YAY HYPER FANGIRLING!!! HERE, HAVE MY HAPPY MARK ICON!!!

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

*huffs and sniffles* Yeah, and now you can't see teh hot because we're all bundled up in three jackets and scarves and hats and whatever we can find ;____;

*pats the silly football players* so cute and hilarious <3

:D Happeh!Mark AND Happeh!Blackie, I iz squeeing!

skdjfhksfkj *hits head* I totally forgot, dear! Congratulations (like a week to late), hope you had a great birthday! :3

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Mhm, damn it. Even footballers here have already started playing in long jerseys ... DO NOT WANT. I wanna see arms with silly tattoos. *grumble*

So much happy is scary. ;)

Don't worry about it, and thank you anyway, even though it's late. :) I did have a nice birthday, yep. ^^

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

Fußball slash!!! It doesn't get better than that. Except for the added bonuses of Walking Porno Ballack and GUUUHHHNNNFFY Miro. ;-D

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Walking Porno Ballack indeed. Seriously, that man. I understand why many people don't like him as a person, but that doesn't make him any less hot.

Although, if I had the choice, I'd go for his boyfriend Frings. ;)

Miroooooooooooooo. Rumour has it that he even smiles, occasionally. I even have pictures of that. But I just love Miro's sadface and his bitchface too much. ;)

[unsettledink.livejournal.com]

Although I still don't have a clue who any of these people are, I still enjoy, as always, your epic picsplosions. Especially loving the 'OMG IT'S A BALL' ones, and the fffffffff pretty of that tattoo one. And seriously, how could anyone not ship some of these pretty boys when they get all clingy and guh like that? Well?

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

It's not like you need to know them to enjoy the lulz/the hotness/the obvious slash. ;)
yeah, the tattoos ... Frings has quite a lot of them. On top of being generally hot as hel (not to mention an epic player, but I suppose you're less interested in that ;)).






Oops. Surprise spam. I got carried away. His fault. ;)

[unsettledink.livejournal.com]

Hehe, late reply is late! But mmmmm, tattoos ... yeah my thing for tattoos is pretty obvious. :D Also, omg random running harness thing/expression cracks me the hell up!

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I don't always like tattoos, it really depends on the person (and on the tattoos, obviously), but I really love Frings'. Especially the ones on his back, GUNF.

LOL, yeah, the last pic is kinda funny. He looks so ridiculously concentrated.