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linndechir) wrote2011-10-21 03:23 pm
linndechir) wrote2011-10-21 03:23 pm
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another ASOIAF character meme
The usual suspects:
1. Tywin
2. Jon
3. Sandor
4. Selyse
5. Sansa
6. Lyanna
7. Victarion
8. Aeron
9. Stannis
10. Davos
11. Asha
12. Renly
13. Roose
14. Shaggydog
15. Robert
Random Relationships and Pairings
What would 2 and 6 be like in a relationship? (Jon/Lyanna)
Necrophilia AND incest? I'm not sure Jon wants to fuck his dead aunt (or mother, depending on your interpretation).
1 and 13. Totally crack or totally canon? (Tywin/Roose)
It SHOULD be canon.
Would 10 make a good couple with 11? Or a better couple with 13? (Davos/Asha or Davos/Roose)
Definitely Davos/Asha. It's my headcanon that the Greyjoys fanboy Davos anyway. Asha and Davos could be pirates together, or just talk about ships in bed. Stannis could join them.
Is there any evidence for 12/3? (Renly/Sandor)
No, but I'm oddly intrigued ... who says Renly only likes pretty boys?
How hot would 8/14 be? (Aeron/Shaggydog)
I'm fairly sure the direwolf is a creature of the green lands, and possibly even of the Storm God. A proper servant of the Drowned God only has tentacle sex.
9 and 2 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through? (Stannis/Jon)
YES YES YES THEY WOULD BECAUSE THEY GET DISTRACTED NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO!!! What are you doing here in this crackmeme, beloved pairing of mine. ^^ This needs to happen. Fishing actually sounds like something Stannis would enjoy. He can just brood for hours.
What's a romantic night for 9? (Stannis)
I just realised I have Stannis at the same number as![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sternflammenden. Was not on purpose. But your answer was perfect, platonic conversations with Davos. Or spending the night in bed with Jon, commiserating and angsting together after they fucked on Jon's desk. For some reason I have a really soft spot for them cuddling and being sweet after they had rough sex.
6 and 3 go on a date. Is it a loving one, did someone put them up to it? (Lyanna and Sandor)
It's a loving date. She actually ran off with Sandor, not with Rhaegar. Duh. *eyeroll*
Sex and Frills
If 5 and 4 were to have an affair, who would top? (Sansa and Selyse)
Affair? Sansa would just bitchslap Selyse because Stannis is HER husband now. I LIKE this.
If 10 and 8 are doing S & M who's the sadist? (Davos and Aeron)
Aeron. He would torture Davos non-stop with religious rambling.
Say 13 and 11 have decided to enter into a master/slave relationship, and the slave has not done his/her job. What happens? (Roose/Asha)
I didn't know I wanted this in my life. oO I'm sure Roose is far more creative than I am. Guh, this is really hot.
What's 1's secret kink? (Tywin)
Pale-eyed men who are as intelligent as he is.
How about 7? And what crossover would be the best outlet for this kink? (Victarion)
I think Victarion is a man of simple pleasures, no weird kinks. Although I'm sure he'd love to get a chance to bend Stannis over and pay him back for destroying his fleet ...
Or perhaps 11? Write a quick scenario exploring this. (Asha)
Just look at canon. She likes mock rape sex with her beloved Qarl, there's really no need for me to rewrite that. ^^ (And I ship Qarl/Asha so hard it's not even funny anymore, they're adorable.)
If 4 and 14 became a couple, who would top? (Selyse and Shaggydog)
Nobody, I hope, but they'd be very happy because Shaggy would not expect Selyse to have sex of any sorts.
What is 15 and 13's favorite position? (Robert and Roose)
As I said in the last meme, Roose likes them fat ... some position in which he can bury his face in Robert's fat. ;)
8 and 3 are thrown together by a twist of fate, and maybe a lot of alcohol. How do they wake up? (Aeron and Sandor)
Hungover on the beach covered in seaweed. They did some kinky stuff with it last night. Nobody knows WHAT exactly they did, and nobody wants to know.
5 and 14 have a romantic evening and then turn up the heat right before desert. Will food be involved, and what will happen? (Sansa and Shaggydog)
Yes, there will be raw steak involved, and Sansa will feed Shaggy and ruffle his fur. In a non-bestiality way, just to be clear on this.
Genres and Writing
What would you title a 2/3/4 threesome fic and how would you summarize it? (Jon/Sandor/Selyse)
It would probably be called "Linn was drunk while she wrote this" or maybe "Stannis will kill you if he finds out" (because of Jon, not because of Selyse; he'd probably be grateful if Selyse cheated on him, then he could get rid of her ;)).
How about a title and summary for a general 8, 11 and 14 fic? (Aeron, Asha, Shaggydog)
Shaggy and the Pirates. It would be a story told by Rickon about how Shaggy went to the Iron Isles and became a pirate direwolf.
Or even a title and summary for a PG-13 12/15/5 fic? (Renly/Robert/Sansa)
Pettiness: Renly and Robert hate their brother so much that they've decided to seduce his bride and convince her that Stannis is awful.
Write a possible summary for a multichapter fanfiction involving 3, 10, and 1. Don't forget a title! (Sandor, Davos, Tywin)
No. Just no. Davos has been through enough already.
Title and summarize a 12/2 Sci-Fi/Fantasy fic. (Renly/Jon)
Jon is a space pirate and Renly is the son of some rich guy and he gets into trouble and Jon saves him. Jon is kind of like Mal Reynolds in my head right now, IDEK. oO
Prompt: 2 has a relationship with 4, but secretly wants 9. 4 knows this, and breaks up with 2 to go pursue 6, who's with 5. 9 is with 8, however, who's cheating on 9 with 10. 10 finds out, and cheats with 13, who is, in turn, cheating on 7. 2 pursues 9, who just broke up with 8, who's now after 4. 2 gives up on this, and ends up with 1, while 4 finally ends up with 7. Insert appropriate names and explain/outline/snark authorially.
Jon has a relationship with Selyse [WHY???], but secretly wants Stannis [obviously]. Selyse knows this, and breaks up with Jon to go pursue Lyanna, who's with Sansa [lesbian incestuous necrophilia, that's a new one]. Stannis is with Aeron [drinking salt water together], however, who's cheating on Stannis with Davos [DAVOS WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING]. Davos finds out, and cheats with Renly [NO WAY HE WOULD NOT DO THAT TO STANNIS], who is, in turn, cheating on Victarion. Jon pursues Stannis [YES PLEASE THIS IS WHERE THE STORY SHOULD END], who just broke up with Aeron, who's now after Selyse [again, why?]. Jon gives up on this, and ends up with Tywin [oO], while Selyse finally ends up with Victarion [at least Victarion wouldn't care that she's frigid ... ohgods ...].
Prompt: Mini-fic 4 walking in on 10 and 3 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, and 4's reaction? (Selyse, Davos, Sandor)
She'd be outraged and tell Stannis. Stannis, of course, would be shocked as well because his Onion Knight should belong to him.
How do you feel about AUs, OCs, and Genderbend? Whether you love, hate, or are apathetic, please explain why you have come to this conclusion for all three aspects of fandom. This can be dealt with separately, or you could just give your opinion on a Genderbent original character in an alternate universe.
OCs suck 95% of the time. Genderbend annoys me. AUs can be awesome if they change small aspects of the storyline, but I don't like complete AUs (stuff like "ASOIAF characters in high school" ... though some scenarios can be interesting, I love "ASOIAF during the Prohibition" ;)).
If 14/12 became canon, how would you react? (Shaggydog/Renly)
Bestiality AND necrophilia. I think this even beats Jon/Lyanna. DNW. Although, I'm really cracked up by crying Loras, "I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING, I LOVED HIM WITH MY WHOLE HEART, BUT HE ONLY EVER CARED ABOUT THE WOLF!!!!"
If 12 was to cosplay, what would they be? (Renly)
Oh, he did, in canon, he cosplayed as a king. He kinda sucked at it.
How many beers would 15 have to chug to have a go at 3? (Robert, Sandor)
Haha, A LOT. Then again, it's Robert, he probably fucks everything when drunk enough.
Is 1 het or slash better? (Tywin)
His heart will always belong to Joanna. But porn-wise, slash, because I want Tywin/Roose (and Tywin/Kevan, tbh).
Pick a film to represent 6 and 5 (Gen or paired, your choice) (Lyanna and Sansa)
Ugh. Some tragic serious movie about unhappy women. I don't watch that kind of stuff.
Pick a song to describe a 15/7 fic. (Robert/Victarion)
I hate this kind of question. I won't answer it.
Have you ever read fanfiction with 9 and 14? Write the author and title of your favorite fanfic with these two here. (Stannis and Shaggydog)
I don't think that exists ... but it will hopefully happen in canon, right? Davos must bring Rickon and Shaggy to Stannis ...
Have you ever seen fanart of 6 and 9? Write the author and title of your favorite fanart with these two here. Or go out and make some of your own! (Lyanna and Stannis)
I can't draw, but I WANT THIS. Part of me ships them. oO
So, how do 1, 2 and 6 feel about this little meme? Have a conversation with them.(Tywin, Jon, Lyanna)
Me: So, guys, you alright?
Tywin: I don't appreciate you telling the whole world about my little affair with Lord Bolton.
Jon: Oh, don't whine, at least you didn't have to sleep with your dead aunt. oO No offence.
Lyanna: *is ignoring everyone because she's in heaven snuggling with Domeric*
Jon: WAIT A SEC I JUST REALISED THAT I END UP WITH TYWIN IN THE SOAP OPERA!!! *panic*
Tywin: *twitch*
1. Tywin
2. Jon
3. Sandor
4. Selyse
5. Sansa
6. Lyanna
7. Victarion
8. Aeron
9. Stannis
10. Davos
11. Asha
12. Renly
13. Roose
14. Shaggydog
15. Robert
Random Relationships and Pairings
What would 2 and 6 be like in a relationship? (Jon/Lyanna)
Necrophilia AND incest? I'm not sure Jon wants to fuck his dead aunt (or mother, depending on your interpretation).
1 and 13. Totally crack or totally canon? (Tywin/Roose)
It SHOULD be canon.
Would 10 make a good couple with 11? Or a better couple with 13? (Davos/Asha or Davos/Roose)
Definitely Davos/Asha. It's my headcanon that the Greyjoys fanboy Davos anyway. Asha and Davos could be pirates together, or just talk about ships in bed. Stannis could join them.
Is there any evidence for 12/3? (Renly/Sandor)
No, but I'm oddly intrigued ... who says Renly only likes pretty boys?
How hot would 8/14 be? (Aeron/Shaggydog)
I'm fairly sure the direwolf is a creature of the green lands, and possibly even of the Storm God. A proper servant of the Drowned God only has tentacle sex.
9 and 2 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through? (Stannis/Jon)
YES YES YES THEY WOULD BECAUSE THEY GET DISTRACTED NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO!!! What are you doing here in this crackmeme, beloved pairing of mine. ^^ This needs to happen. Fishing actually sounds like something Stannis would enjoy. He can just brood for hours.
What's a romantic night for 9? (Stannis)
I just realised I have Stannis at the same number as
sternflammenden. Was not on purpose. But your answer was perfect, platonic conversations with Davos. Or spending the night in bed with Jon, commiserating and angsting together after they fucked on Jon's desk. For some reason I have a really soft spot for them cuddling and being sweet after they had rough sex.6 and 3 go on a date. Is it a loving one, did someone put them up to it? (Lyanna and Sandor)
It's a loving date. She actually ran off with Sandor, not with Rhaegar. Duh. *eyeroll*
Sex and Frills
If 5 and 4 were to have an affair, who would top? (Sansa and Selyse)
Affair? Sansa would just bitchslap Selyse because Stannis is HER husband now. I LIKE this.
If 10 and 8 are doing S & M who's the sadist? (Davos and Aeron)
Aeron. He would torture Davos non-stop with religious rambling.
Say 13 and 11 have decided to enter into a master/slave relationship, and the slave has not done his/her job. What happens? (Roose/Asha)
I didn't know I wanted this in my life. oO I'm sure Roose is far more creative than I am. Guh, this is really hot.
What's 1's secret kink? (Tywin)
Pale-eyed men who are as intelligent as he is.
How about 7? And what crossover would be the best outlet for this kink? (Victarion)
I think Victarion is a man of simple pleasures, no weird kinks. Although I'm sure he'd love to get a chance to bend Stannis over and pay him back for destroying his fleet ...
Or perhaps 11? Write a quick scenario exploring this. (Asha)
Just look at canon. She likes mock rape sex with her beloved Qarl, there's really no need for me to rewrite that. ^^ (And I ship Qarl/Asha so hard it's not even funny anymore, they're adorable.)
If 4 and 14 became a couple, who would top? (Selyse and Shaggydog)
Nobody, I hope, but they'd be very happy because Shaggy would not expect Selyse to have sex of any sorts.
What is 15 and 13's favorite position? (Robert and Roose)
As I said in the last meme, Roose likes them fat ... some position in which he can bury his face in Robert's fat. ;)
8 and 3 are thrown together by a twist of fate, and maybe a lot of alcohol. How do they wake up? (Aeron and Sandor)
Hungover on the beach covered in seaweed. They did some kinky stuff with it last night. Nobody knows WHAT exactly they did, and nobody wants to know.
5 and 14 have a romantic evening and then turn up the heat right before desert. Will food be involved, and what will happen? (Sansa and Shaggydog)
Yes, there will be raw steak involved, and Sansa will feed Shaggy and ruffle his fur. In a non-bestiality way, just to be clear on this.
Genres and Writing
What would you title a 2/3/4 threesome fic and how would you summarize it? (Jon/Sandor/Selyse)
It would probably be called "Linn was drunk while she wrote this" or maybe "Stannis will kill you if he finds out" (because of Jon, not because of Selyse; he'd probably be grateful if Selyse cheated on him, then he could get rid of her ;)).
How about a title and summary for a general 8, 11 and 14 fic? (Aeron, Asha, Shaggydog)
Shaggy and the Pirates. It would be a story told by Rickon about how Shaggy went to the Iron Isles and became a pirate direwolf.
Or even a title and summary for a PG-13 12/15/5 fic? (Renly/Robert/Sansa)
Pettiness: Renly and Robert hate their brother so much that they've decided to seduce his bride and convince her that Stannis is awful.
Write a possible summary for a multichapter fanfiction involving 3, 10, and 1. Don't forget a title! (Sandor, Davos, Tywin)
No. Just no. Davos has been through enough already.
Title and summarize a 12/2 Sci-Fi/Fantasy fic. (Renly/Jon)
Jon is a space pirate and Renly is the son of some rich guy and he gets into trouble and Jon saves him. Jon is kind of like Mal Reynolds in my head right now, IDEK. oO
Prompt: 2 has a relationship with 4, but secretly wants 9. 4 knows this, and breaks up with 2 to go pursue 6, who's with 5. 9 is with 8, however, who's cheating on 9 with 10. 10 finds out, and cheats with 13, who is, in turn, cheating on 7. 2 pursues 9, who just broke up with 8, who's now after 4. 2 gives up on this, and ends up with 1, while 4 finally ends up with 7. Insert appropriate names and explain/outline/snark authorially.
Jon has a relationship with Selyse [WHY???], but secretly wants Stannis [obviously]. Selyse knows this, and breaks up with Jon to go pursue Lyanna, who's with Sansa [lesbian incestuous necrophilia, that's a new one]. Stannis is with Aeron [drinking salt water together], however, who's cheating on Stannis with Davos [DAVOS WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING]. Davos finds out, and cheats with Renly [NO WAY HE WOULD NOT DO THAT TO STANNIS], who is, in turn, cheating on Victarion. Jon pursues Stannis [YES PLEASE THIS IS WHERE THE STORY SHOULD END], who just broke up with Aeron, who's now after Selyse [again, why?]. Jon gives up on this, and ends up with Tywin [oO], while Selyse finally ends up with Victarion [at least Victarion wouldn't care that she's frigid ... ohgods ...].
Prompt: Mini-fic 4 walking in on 10 and 3 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, and 4's reaction? (Selyse, Davos, Sandor)
She'd be outraged and tell Stannis. Stannis, of course, would be shocked as well because his Onion Knight should belong to him.
How do you feel about AUs, OCs, and Genderbend? Whether you love, hate, or are apathetic, please explain why you have come to this conclusion for all three aspects of fandom. This can be dealt with separately, or you could just give your opinion on a Genderbent original character in an alternate universe.
OCs suck 95% of the time. Genderbend annoys me. AUs can be awesome if they change small aspects of the storyline, but I don't like complete AUs (stuff like "ASOIAF characters in high school" ... though some scenarios can be interesting, I love "ASOIAF during the Prohibition" ;)).
If 14/12 became canon, how would you react? (Shaggydog/Renly)
Bestiality AND necrophilia. I think this even beats Jon/Lyanna. DNW. Although, I'm really cracked up by crying Loras, "I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING, I LOVED HIM WITH MY WHOLE HEART, BUT HE ONLY EVER CARED ABOUT THE WOLF!!!!"
If 12 was to cosplay, what would they be? (Renly)
Oh, he did, in canon, he cosplayed as a king. He kinda sucked at it.
How many beers would 15 have to chug to have a go at 3? (Robert, Sandor)
Haha, A LOT. Then again, it's Robert, he probably fucks everything when drunk enough.
Is 1 het or slash better? (Tywin)
His heart will always belong to Joanna. But porn-wise, slash, because I want Tywin/Roose (and Tywin/Kevan, tbh).
Pick a film to represent 6 and 5 (Gen or paired, your choice) (Lyanna and Sansa)
Ugh. Some tragic serious movie about unhappy women. I don't watch that kind of stuff.
Pick a song to describe a 15/7 fic. (Robert/Victarion)
I hate this kind of question. I won't answer it.
Have you ever read fanfiction with 9 and 14? Write the author and title of your favorite fanfic with these two here. (Stannis and Shaggydog)
I don't think that exists ... but it will hopefully happen in canon, right? Davos must bring Rickon and Shaggy to Stannis ...
Have you ever seen fanart of 6 and 9? Write the author and title of your favorite fanart with these two here. Or go out and make some of your own! (Lyanna and Stannis)
I can't draw, but I WANT THIS. Part of me ships them. oO
So, how do 1, 2 and 6 feel about this little meme? Have a conversation with them.(Tywin, Jon, Lyanna)
Me: So, guys, you alright?
Tywin: I don't appreciate you telling the whole world about my little affair with Lord Bolton.
Jon: Oh, don't whine, at least you didn't have to sleep with your dead aunt. oO No offence.
Lyanna: *is ignoring everyone because she's in heaven snuggling with Domeric*
Jon: WAIT A SEC I JUST REALISED THAT I END UP WITH TYWIN IN THE SOAP OPERA!!! *panic*
Tywin: *twitch*
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1. Write down the names of 10 characters.
2. Write a fic of fifty words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.
1. Last kiss, 1 and 9
2. Dream, 4
3. Threesome, 2, 5, and 6
4. Color, 3 and 8
5. Angst, 7 and 10
6. End, 5
7. Rule, 4 and 8
8. Explode, 1 and 2
9. AU, 3 and 9
10. Alone, 6
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