meme time

[linndechir]

Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character:
Least Favorite character:
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):
Character I find most attractive:
Character I would marry:
Character I would be best friends with:
A random thought:
An unpopular opinion:
Canon OTP:
Non-canon OTP:
Most badass character:
Pairing I am not a fan of:
Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):
Favourite friendship:
Character I want to adopt or be adopted by

Comments

[sternflammenden.livejournal.com]

Asoiaf because I HAVE to. :/

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I considered doing a troll version to this, because my real answers are so obvious ... but I'm too tired for trolling.

Favourite character: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNIS. King of my everything. I've rarely loved a character as much as I love him. I love him as much as Toreth, and that's pretty impressive because Toreth is basically me and gets therefore all my love.
Least Favourite character: As of ADWD, Daenerys. Because of reasons I've repeated far too often. Before she turned into a total horror, Littlefinger (whom I still despise). Also Brienne because she's the most boring character ever. I can't even dislike her.
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Stannis/Davos, Stannis/Jon, Stannis/Sansa ... and then many others, Roose/Walda, Ramsay/Reek, Asha/Qarl, Victarion/Euron, Tywin/Kevan, Tywin/Roose, and I'm kinda intrigued by Balon/Victarion, somebody write that please? ;)
Character I find most attractive: Hard to pick one Victarion because I imagine him to be utterly hot in that piraty, bamfy, serious way. Tywin because of his EYES and his charisma. Roose for his eyes and his voice and because I have a thing for sociopaths. Stannis for his personality. So, yes, you see my type - at lot older than me, bamfy, made of steel, utterly in control of themselves, emotionally stunted and damaged (or just psychopathic in Roose's case), gorgeous eyes, and hardass personalities. ;)
Character I would marry: Davos? In peace time when he's actually at home. Or Ned maybe, if he doesn't get himself killed. Or Tywin, if he loved me as much as he loved Joanna (Lannister looks, I've got them, I'm sure he'd grow to like me ;)).
Character I would be best friends with: Depends on my mood. On my good days days, Asha or Victarion so we could be obnoxious BAMFs together. Asha is more like me, but I'd have waaaay more fun with Victarion, friends with benefits and all. On my darker days, Stannis, so we could brood together, hate the world, be judgemental assholes and hate everyone.
A random thought: I really wish I were more like Stannis? Which is just ... sad. I want to be like a man who made himself miserable because all I can do is admire him.
An unpopular opinion: I never cared much about Robb nor about the RW. I think Tyrion should have died at the end of ASOS. I think LF is overrated.
Canon OTP: Stannis/Davos. What?
Non-canon OTP: Stannis/Jon then. Although that's approaching canon as well. ;)
Most badass character: Tywin Lannister. Or Stannis Baratheon, who is as bamfy as Tywin, only without tons of money and a huge army to back him up.
Pairing I am not a fan of: Rhaegar/Lyanna. I despise it. Passionately. And I kinda side-eye people who ship it (as romance and true love, not as creepy non-con), not because I ~judge~ them, but because I think they have crappy taste.
Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Erm, Euron maybe? He's supposed to be intimidating and mysterious, but I just find him ridiculous. But I seem to be alone in that opinion, so it's probably me rather than the writers. So, Tyrion. If you let a character live who should have died, he'd better have the most fascinating storyline ever afterwards to convince me that he survived for a reason other than being the author's favourite.
Favourite friendship: Stannis&Davos.
Character I want to adopt or be adopted by: I think both Davos and Ned are great fathers, although Davos isn't around much. I wouldn't want any of those mothers ASOIAF offers us. Cersei is a horrible mother, and Catelyn is too protective and nosy for my taste, I can't deal with that. Adopt ... can I have Proudwing? Or Shaggydog? Or Ghost?

[sternflammenden.livejournal.com]

I don't know. When I did my Euron reread, I was disappointed at how much of his supposed creepy badass deeds were all related secondhand or done offstage, in a Darkstar kind of way. There's no real demonstration. Yes, people are afraid of him, but they're afraid of Roose too, and he DOES freaky stuff in public. I still like the character, but he needs to do something horrible in the next book.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I found Darkstar way less pathetic than Euron. Maybe because Euron is seriously the biggest poser in the entire series. He's worse than Tywin "look at my huge golden cloak" Lannister when it comes to showing off. He gives nice speeches occasionally, but so far he has shown no special skills, he has done nothing impressive, nothing anybody else couldn't have done as well. Mostly he takes drugs, talks and fucks girls. He's like a creepy pirate Robert. ;)

I actually think it would be awesome if Euron wasn't as epic as everybody seems to think.

[sternflammenden.livejournal.com]

One day I want to write some Euron/Roose fic where Euron gets all creeped out by something relatively minor and Roose is basically like, "What a loser."

A creepy pirate Robert. Love it. He's basically that goth guy at the bar who stands around, making a big show of drinking absinthe, hitting on women, and getting nowhere.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. But I generally think that Euron/Roose fic would be all kinds of awesome. And Roose judging people is funny anyway.

That's the best description ever. Seriously, he goes to the kind of goth bar where normal goths laugh and have fun and enjoy themselves, and he stands in a corner, looking sad, with waaaay too much make-up, and the girls think he's pretty, but the guys find him somewhat ridiculous because he's trying to hard.

[sternflammenden.livejournal.com]

I have always loved the idea of Roose being ridiculously judgmental about, say Lannister incest, while he's doing...well, what he does. "My wife may be 15, but at least she's not my sister!"

I still have to write Euron/Roose. One day.

And everything that he wears is the Hot Topic type clothing and he has a black rose or some equally ridiculous prop. Seems like the rest of the Greyjoys would go to biker bars.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Haha, this is hilarious. I find judgemental people generally funny. Sitting on their high horse, looking down on everybody and feeling so SUPERIOR. Also, 15? That's okay, it's not like she's 11.
"Have you ever seen that man cut out a tongue? What a butcher, it's all messy and sloppy."

The many, many things we all need to write. So many pairings, so little time.

Yessss and he ... damn, his hair is already black, he can't dye it. But he has some really ridiculous hairstyle and a white or red strand in it or something like that.
Biker!Greyjoys sound perfect. I'm all for Victarion in leather. ;)

[sternflammenden.livejournal.com]

"Now when I flay someone, I'm always so precise, but those Greyjoys..." He always goes off about this in front of Walda to impress her.

He could have anime guy hair and dye it bright red or something. WHY CAN'T I DRAW? There would be so much ridiculous fanart.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Roose has weird ideas about what impresses 15-year-old girls. Then again, this is ASOIAF, I suppose flaying works at least as well as blue hair. "Those Greyjoys have no style, no finesse. *sigh*"

Sometimes I think it's better that people like you and me can't draw. We'd just spam the internet with all those crack ideas we constantly come up with. ;)

[sternflammenden.livejournal.com]

Well, he's a socially stunted weirdo. And this is Walda, after all. I have a feeling that she'd gush over anything that he did. ;)

True, true. Maybe tumblr and the like are better off.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

True, she's easily impressed, especially by her so very kind husband. ;)