linndechir

[Edit: Letter is finished now.]

Dear Writer,

Thank you for writing for me and having a look at my letter. My letters always get pretty long, but I prefer listing a whole lot of stuff in the hope that my writer likes some of the things I mentioned, rather than only listing two prompts they might hate. Obviously I don't expect you to include every single thing I mention in this letter. I've got some general likes and dislikes listed - those are the important bits, really. They're followed by a list of kinks I like, should you feel inclined to write porn, and some fandom-specific prompts, but if those don't work for you - as long as you include a thing or two that I like and don't include my DNWs, I'm sure I will love whatever you write for me. :D

I am in love with every single one of the fandoms I'm requesting and would be happy to receive a fic in any of them. Some pairing-specific sections turned out longer than others, but that's only because I had more prompt ideas for some of them, not because I like any one of them better than the others.

I use the same username on AO3 and tumblr.

Things I like:

first time/getting together: slow burn, pining, UST finally getting resolved, but also antagonistic hate sex or casual hookups that are only later followed by feelings
developing relationships: relationship conflicts after the characters got together, trying to figure out how to make things work, some things maybe not working at first, temporary breakups, basically anything that doesn't assume that first time sex -> perfect relationship
porn, especially porn with feelings/porn that says something about their relationship (see list below for kinks I like)
enemies to lovers, partners to lovers
reluctant allies grudgingly starting to like each other
people who have lots of reasons to dislike/distrust each other finding common ground
non-verbal expressions of affection
familiarity, intimacy, characters getting to know each other better (their habits, their hangups etc.)
pre-canon/background stories
post-canon fic
canon divergence
casefic
moral dilemmas, characters having to question/go against their principles
loyalty, devotion, trust, but also trust/commitment issues
obsessive, codependent, complicated relationships
unhealthy relationships that should be a trainwreck, but work for the characters involved
us-against-the-world
jealousy, possessiveness
age differences
competence, characters being smart and skilled and good at what they do; characters with different skill sets complementing each other
hurt/comfort (after injuries/exhaustion, not so much with illness)
angst: self-doubts, guilt, shame, internalised homophobia, nightmares, fears, self-destructive tendencies, alcohol abuse ...
infidelity (not between my requested ships, but one half of my ship cheating on their previous partner with the other half of my ship)
outside POVs, different POVs than in canon (more "usual" POVs are great, too)
I like darker elements (violence, murder, noncon/dubcon, manipulation, depression, whatever fits your plot and isn't on my DNW list), but I'd prefer a happy or semi-happy ending. Feel free to make me bawl my eyes out, but please cheer me up again afterwards.

Do Not Wants:

character death of characters I like (random side characters or antagonists dying is fine)
serious illnesses, permanent injuries (blood and wounds that will heal again are fine)
completely tragic/bleak endings
animal death/cruelty
genderbend of any kind, mpreg, A/B/O, characters being werewolves/vampires/anything than what they are in canon
unrequested ships (including canon ships)
unrequested crossovers or fusions
complete AUs (canon divergence is fine, but please no high school AUs, coffee shop AUs, in space AUs etc.)
permanently unrequited love or permanent breakups for my ships
gen/pre-slash
unnecessary epithets, please use characters' names/pronouns unless their name isn't known to the POV character
1st and 2nd person fic
for porn: detailed kink negotiation, safewords for scenes that don't involve consent play (tbh I'm not even that much into safewords in fic even if there IS consent play); scat, watersports, coming in pants, crossdressing, feminisation, body modification, ageplay/infantilisation (daddy kink is fine though)

Kinks I like:

anal, oral, fingering, rimming, intercrural, and frottage are all great
biting, bruising, marking, branding
asphyxiation/choking/breathplay (my holy grail of all kinks, tbh)
rough/angry sex, hate sex, fighting/sparring leading to sex
dressed sex, dressed/naked, clothes kink (suits, uniforms, gloves, boots etc.), neat characters being dishevelled for once, casual characters cleaning up nicely
size kink, strength kink
D/s (I prefer casually developing kink, or characters just stumbling into kinks and trying things out without talking much about it, rather than minutely negotiated, formalised BDSM; if anything under-negotiated kink is a plus for me)
bondage, chains, ropes, collars
spanking, riding crops
gun play, knife play, blood play
consent play
dirty talk (including the humiliating kind), voice/accent kink
banter, teasing
hand kink; fisting
stubble/beard burn
messiness (sweat, come play, dishevelled hair/clothes)
characters being overwhelmed, begging for more, becoming speechless ...
sex on tables, against walls, on the floor, on a chair, in the shower ... (sex in beds is great, too)
masturbation/fantasising about the other before getting together
competence kink, admiration
praise kink
scars and their history
oral fixation (while smoking, drinking, talking ...)
sharing cigarettes, clothes, food ...
sleep-related themes: waking each other from nightmares, falling asleep on each other's shoulder etc.

The Accountant (2016)
Christian Wolff/Braxton

Prompts:

first time fic, whether it's set in the past or post-movie. For this ship, probably with a ton of angst and pining - Chris who's already aware of how different he is and who's very aware that wanting to fuck his brother is hardly normal, and who's worried about taking advantage of Braxton's willingness to do anything for him. Brax who's equally worried about talking Chris into something he might not really want. I love how complicated and messed up any relationship would be between them, and how they'd both still find themselves unable to have an even remotely serious relationship with anyone else.
when did they start wanting each other? did anything sexual happen between them in the past? when they were teenagers, or when they were both in the Army? If yes, was that maybe one of the reasons why Chris didn't contact his brother for ten years - he thought Braxton would be better off without him, that he could lead a normal life without Chris around to make things weird? Of course Braxton would be furious about that, since he's been pretty miserable without Chris.
I love failures of communication between them, in both directions, but also ways in which they understand each other better than anyone else: Brax who knows all of Chris' hangups and habits and needs, Chris who finds Brax so much easier to read and get along with than most other people.
post-movie fic in which they meet up again as planned. Maybe they stay together for a while because they both had to burn their previous civilian identities. Maybe they work together for a bit. Maybe they don't work together and just meet up sometimes.
recurring kink for me, but voyeurism, especially Chris watching Brax with other men, both because he thinks he can't have Brax and because Chris doesn't have the most active sex life himself and likes to live vicariously through his brother. Can be either Brax talking Chris into being in the same room with them, or Chris watching Brax through binoculars from another building, whether it's with or without Brax's knowledge.
I liked Dana a lot and wouldn't mind her appearing in the fic, but I don't ship Chris/Dana.
anything about their respective relationships to their father and how that influences their relationship with each other: Braxton seems a lot more resentful and bitter about the way their father raised them, while Chris doesn't really seem like he's angry at their father for how he raised them (possibly because his father died saving his life, so Chris might feel like he still owes him). I could also see some conflict arising out of the fact that Chris still does the "exercises" their father had him do (the noise and bright lights), and Braxton would want him to stop because he's aware of how much their father fucked them both up.

Blitz (2011)
Tom Brant/Porter Nash

Prompts:

casefic, especially if they use somewhat unconventional methods again
slow burn getting together fic in which they work together for ages and neither of them wants to make the first step (Nash because he knows better than to hit on his apparently straight macho coworker, Brant because he's very uncomfortable and in denial about his feelings/attraction)
or conversely: rough hookups they never talk about and pretend didn't happen, because they just work together, it's not like there are any feelings involved, right?
internalised homophobia and masculinity issues on Brant's part, especially contrasted with how comfortable Nash is with his sexuality (I'm fine both with Brant being so completely in denial he's never slept with a man before, or just deeply closeted and hooking up with men in secret and horrified by the very idea of anyone who knows him ever finding out he's gay)
jealousy: maybe Nash starts seeing someone and that's the kick in the ass Brant needs (either to finally make the first step, or to admit that their hookups meant more than he liked to admit); I'd also love to see the other side of this - Nash maybe wondering why he'd much rather have his alcoholic repressed asshole coworker than a perfectly nice, respectable, out boyfriend
anything dealing with how fucked up they both are: Brant's alcoholism, his blackouts, both their violent streaks ...
more about their past: are they still in touch with their families? any nice, friendly exes of Nash's who might show up on the doorstep and wonder what the hell he's doing with this macho asshole? any unsolved old cases being re-opened? old enemies wanting revenge?
for porn: I'm open to anything, but one idea I'd love to see would be Nash as a dominant bottom who loves telling Brant exactly how to fuck him. If you want to go kinkier with this - Brant getting off on Nash ordering him around, humiliating dirty talk about how Brant is just a dumb brute who's not good for anything but fucking Nash, Nash putting a collar on him ... But, again, totally optional, if you want to write fluffier, gentler sex, I have no objections to that. :)

Deadpool (Movieverse)
Nathan Summers/Wade Wilson

Note:

You see my porn DNWs up there? This is my official permission to ignore them. Because if these two don't get up to every freaky kink you can think up, I don't even know, and I'm honestly here for it. You wanna write about Wade coming into his lacy panties while Cable calls him his pretty little princess, knock yourself out; that actually sounds really hot and I'd read the hell out of it. Scat is still a hard no, though, as is any kind of mpreg and genderbend. Safewords/kink negotiation are like a bucket of cold water for me, but for this ship, I'm totally fine with humourous takes on that (like Wade breaking out BDSM buzzwords as a joke and Cable not giving a shit before they proceed to do a lot of very not safe and not sane stuff).

As for the serious illness DNW, I'm perfectly fine with mentions of Wade's cancer or Cable's whole TO virus thing, or even the two of them bonding over their powers being the only thing that keeps them from dying, but please don't, idk, depower Wade and write me an angsty cancer fic. I'm not good with that stuff.

And note number three: I'm fine with treating the mid-credit scene as canon and Vanessa being alive (and her and Wade going for an open relationship), but for fic purposes I generally find it more interesting if she's dead and Wade has to deal with her loss. But that's not a strong preference on my part, so either is fine.

Prompts:

getting together fic! Any kind. Immediate fucking ten minutes after the movie because Cable has been flirting shamelessly, but it takes them longer to realise they're in love. Or long UST while they work together and are terrible at pretending they don't want to hook up. Or maybe Wade genuinely needs some time after Vanessa's death before he can try having an affair with the hot dude from the future. I'm very open-minded here.
speaking of which: both of them flirting shamelessly, Wade calling Cable "daddy" just to get a rise out of him (and it turns out Cable likes it, oops), Wade thinking up ludicrous sex fantasies about them once he finds out Cable is a telepath ...
bonding over their shared loss/grief: Cable's family may be safe, but he'll never see them again; Wade's girlfriend is dead. Maybe they basically live together after the movie because it just seems practical and neither of them has a place to go.
terrible jokes should be a given for this fandom, right? I'd love any kind of humourous fic, fourth wall breaking, Wade poking and prodding Cable, Cable insulting him right back, banter, teasing ... I really love that for all his exasperated groans, Cable genuinely seems to like Wade and enjoy his antics, so - more of that?
I'm always a sucker for fic in which people fuck, but think the other one isn't actually in love with them. Maybe Cable assumes Wade is still grieving too much for Vanessa to love anyone else. Maybe Wade assumes he's just a replacement for Cable's wife. Or both. Both is good.
I'm usually not the biggest fan of ye olde fanfic tropes, but for these two, anything goes. Lock them up in a cabin in the snow. Have them go undercover as the world's weirdest couple. Or as a kinda ugly stripper with her hot pimp. Have them fake a relationship because, er, Cable lost a bet and now he has to and Wade thinks it'd be hilarious to troll the others. I don't even care how silly it is, just have Deadpool lampshade it all throughout the fic.
outside POVs: Domino, Dopinder, Weasel, Colossus, Negasonic, Vanessa's ghost, anyone really. Because Cable and Wade look like they shouldn't get along, but they do, and I love everyone else being weirded out by their friendship. And even more weirded out once they get together.
and of course, all the porn. Hot porn. Weird porn. Anything. Just some things that'd be hot: switching, wall sex, adrenaline-fuelled rough post-fight sex, manhandling, blood as lube (Wade'll heal anyway), generally messy sex with lots of come play, telepathic antics, Wade having a thing for Cable's metal bits, Cable not giving a fuck about the scars because he's madly attracted to Wade, bondage, pain play, and yeah for some reason Wade crossdressing is really hot (I have no idea why that does it for me), and the way Cable looks, damn, I'm always here for some daddy kink. Really, go crazy with these two. And of course pick and choose from the general kink list above, if you like, I'd read literally anything on that list for this ship.

Fast and the Furious
Deckard Shaw/Owen Shaw

Note:

I was not happy with what canon did with them in the most recent movie, so I'd prefer if we could just ignore that. I'm not interested in the watered down version of them where Owen was just manipulated by Cypher and Deckard is secretly not all that bad and also likes babies. I want to read about them being the unrepenting, murderous fucks we got in F&F 6 and 7 because I'm into this ship for us-against-the-world villains, not secret good guys.

Prompts:

Deckard is 8 years older than Owen, so Owen was still a kid when Deckard joined the military: how did that go? Was there any resentment on Owen's side? Did he just have a big case of hero worship, since he followed his brother's example as soon as he could?
at what point did they go from big brother/little brother to equals?
how did they both manage to get kicked out of the SAS? Did they fuck up? Did one of them fuck up and the other followed him into exile, so to speak? Did they get blamed for someone else's mistake? Did they get greedy and start making money on the side? Or anything about that time the military sent a ton of Special Forces guys to kill Deckard and they failed?
post-F7 fic: either Deckard breaking out of prison and being there while Owen recovers, or Owen waking up from his coma and getting back to his feet and breaking his brother out of prison (I'd prefer if Owen didn't have any permanent health issues from his coma; it's an action movie, people can survive horrific injuries with not much more than a few scars, right?). How does almost dying/getting locked up change their relationship? Roaring rampage of revenge y/y? (While I like the protagonists of the F&F movies, I'm not so emotionally attached to them that I wouldn't happily read about the Shaw brothers getting their revenge against them.)
any kind of first time fic would be great. When did the incestuous obsession with each other start? When they were still pretty young? Did teenage Owen somehow manipulate his big brother into giving him what he wants? I'm fine with underage as long as Owen is at least 15ish by the time they actually sleep with each other, and I'm cool with Owen fantasising about his brother/being all around inappropriate towards him even when he's younger. Or did it only start when they were in the military together and Deckard saw Owen more as an equal than as his little brother? Did it only start after they got kicked out of the military?
for this pairing I love obsessive pining, voyeurism before they get together (i.e. watching each other screw other people), possessiveness/jealousy ("I will kill you if you ever let anyone else fuck you" and the like), rough sex, completely obsessive incestuous codependency, being horrible people to everyone but each other, delighting in each other's horribleness, delighting in each other's badassery, sweaty rough sparring, gun/knife play, kinking on being brothers - basically go kinky if you like.
while I didn't like what F&F8 did with them otherwise, Cypher was a really cool villain, so if you wanted to write a plotty, action-y fic in which the Shaw brothers go after Cypher together (not for ~corrupting~ Owen, but maybe simply because she fucked them over at some point), that would be awesome.
I'm always here for F&F/Expendables crossovers, whether it's just the Shaws and the Expendables working together, or the Shaws and Lee having history from their time in the SAS, or Owen banging Lee because he looks like Deckard ...

The Hateful Eight (2015)
Chris Mannix/Marquis Warren

Prompts:

post-canon fic in which they somehow survive - I think most of my prompts go in that direction (please let's pretend Warren only got shot in the upper thigh and everything is still intact? or, idk, he got one ball shot off, but the rest is still there)
maybe Mannix was less injured and manages to patch Warren up, and they weather the storm together until someone finds them? Warren dealing with the fact that Chris Mannix of all people saved his life, twice.
Sheriff Mannix and bounty hunter Warren having a drink every time Warren brings in a bounty and slowly developing the oddest friendship
the two of them working together as bounty hunters (with lots of competence kink and being turned on by the other one being so damn good at killing people, while also being disgusted when remembering where the other one learnt to kill so well)
antagonistic friendship where they get along great at times and want to strangle each other at others
protectiveness, loyalty kink, especially if they're surprised by how much they've grown to care about each other
anything about Warren's or Mannix's past: where Warren grew up, how he escaped (I'm assuming that's what's happened), his time in the Union army and afterwards; Mannix's family, his childhood as the runt of the litter, how obsessed he is with his father (daddy issues!), his war experiences, the Mannix Marauders ... Feel free to have them meet old friends or old enemies in your fic.
them being amoral bad guys who are both awful in their own way - they're not nice or good people and I like that
hate sex; or huddling for warmth leading to sex; or post-battle sex in the blood of their enemies/bounties ...
for porn: I usually don't have fixed top/bottom preferences, but in this particular case, I doubt Warren would be okay with not being completely in charge of anything that happens between them. And Mannix seems to be pretty okay with letting Warren call the shots.
kinks: uniform kink, scars, D/s, Warren ordering Mannix around and getting off on the way Mannix calls him "sir", humiliation kink, daddy issues (Warren teasing Mannix in bed with how disappointed his father would be in him if he could see him right now), size kink, restraints, a bit of spanking/flogging, discipline/punishment, gun play, knife play, boot kink, rape roleplay (Mannix can't admit what he wants, but he's fine with letting Warren take it as long as Mannix can pretend he doesn't want it), dirty talk, praise kink (because Mannix can be such a good boy) ...
dubcon with Warren manipulating Mannix into doing things he's not 100% okay with, although I'd prefer if Mannix ended up enjoying it, even if he feels very ashamed about it
shame, internalised homophobia, guilt: I doubt Mannix is happy with being attracted to men, I don't know if Warren is; either way they're both probably very unhappy with being attracted to this particular man

내부자들 | Inside Men (2015)
Ahn Sang-goo/Woo Jang-hoon
Fic

Note:

Sang-goo's hand is exempt from my "no permanent injuries" DNW - no need to retcon or fix that, although I'd still prefer if nobody lost any additional limbs (except their antagonists maybe ;)).

Prompts:

I could read a hundred different post-canon getting together fics about them: how do things continue between them after that last scene? Do they jump each other's bones that very night because they've been flirting almost since they met? Do they proceed to have months or years of slow-burning UST and pining while they become friends and meet up for dinner all the time and tease each other and banter and neither of them wants to ruin that by making the first move? Does it take some kind of outside element like one of them getting hurt for them to get over each other? Does one of them maybe make the first move, but gets rejected (because the other one is repressed or whatever reason), and they only get together much later?
if you want to write something plotty: the post-credit scene heavily applies that Lee&co aren't done yet, so what if they are let out of prison a few years later and want to get back at them?
all the banter and insulting each other, including in bed. Also, how that banter gets friendlier over time, how Jang-hoon's insults slowly turn into endearments (he already says "gangster" in the fondest voice at the end of the movie).
maybe some conflicts arising out of the whole "lawyer and gangster" thing? Maybe Jang-hoon can live with a certain amount of illegal stuff he knows Sang-goo is up to, but there are lines he won't let him cross (at least not to his knowledge)? Maybe Jang-hoon gets somehow dragged into one of those deals, like someone thinking it'd be a great idea to abduct Sang-goo's BFF/lover to blackmail him? Of course Sang-goo would burn everything down to get him back and Jang-hoon would be fucking furious that was even necessary.
I love repression and denial in fics, especially for characters like these two. I could see it for either one or both of them: I can see Sang-goo as fairly relaxed about his sexuality because he's a gangster who does what he wants anyway, but I could also see him having a lot of masculinity hangups and being in complete denial about wanting men. I can see Jang-hoon not giving a fuck because he strongly believes all people should be equal (though he'd still be incredibly closeted, of course), but I can also see him being completely repressed because he knows how much anything like that would hurt his career and his dream of a successful, normal life. I could see a total top clash where they're both willing to sleep with a man, but neither is willing to bottom because they'd consider that way "more gay". Additionally, I could see Sang-goo having some issues about anyone staring too much/touching his right arm, and Jang-hoon just not giving a shit because he still wants him more than anyone else.
I really enjoyed those scenes with Jang-hoon's father, how much those two bitch at each other while still clearly caring a lot, and also how incredibly polite and respectful Sang-goo is to him (because he does have manners, unlike some people ;)). So if you felt like including him, and what he thinks about his prickly asshole of a son befriending the gangster he stashed at his place that one time, that could be great.
I'm mostly into post-canon fic for these two, but I also wouldn't mind some kind of canon divergence where some part of their revenge/justice plan goes wrong and they have to improvise, although I would prefer a happy ending.
if you want to write smut: suit porn, rough sex, manhandling, roughness, lots of banter in bed, competitive sex, arguing about who gets to top or maybe convoluted deals ("if you blow me, you get to fuck me") even once they're both enjoying pretty much all of it, lots of body worship (Sang-goo's tattoo and insanely perfect muscles, and maybe also petting the stump of his arm), sauna sex, spanking (maybe Sang-goo gets tired of Jang-hoon being a rude little shit), and really any of the kinks I listed above.
I could definitely see some fluffier things for them, too, especially once they are together: nice dinners, Sang-goo getting Jang-hoon gifts and Jang-hoon complaining about it, visiting his dad again and hanging out by that lake, actually running off to the Maldives to spend a week doing nothing but sprawling around drinking Mojitos ...

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Canderous Ordo/Male Revan

Note:

I strongly prefer Dark Side Revan, although I'm also fine with a more morally grey version of Revan if that's what you want to write, who's not really interested in this whole binary opposition of good and evil, but just does his own thing. Actually even with Dark Side Revan I prefer Pragmatic Evil and ruthless, power-hungry ambition over Ludicrous Evil and "bwahahaha I kick puppies in my free time for the Evulz". Mostly I'm just not interested in redeemed, saintly Light Side Revan. If you want to include any of the other characters, be my guest, although I'd rather not read about Bastila.

Prompts:

loyalty kink, because Canderous canonically just about worships the ground Revan walks on, so I'd love to see anything that expands on that - kneeling and hand-kissing and "loyal dog" rhetoric, including things liks Revan calling Canderous his dog in bed
violent post-battle sex: Canderous loves a good fight and he considers Revan the greatest warrior who ever lived, so I bet they get up to a lot of blood-soaked fun after fights
DS!Revan ruling the galaxy post-canon with Canderous as his general
I'd also like to see disagreements between them, whether it's because you write a less unequivocally cruel and power-hungry Revan or simply because Revan and Canderous sometimes disagree on how to rule the galaxy or how to treat defeated enemies or whatever; I'd love to see Revan both respecting Canderous' opinion, and putting his foot down and reminding Canderous of his place when he's done arguing
inappropriate uses of the Force: Force-choking, Force-bondage, rough pain play combined with Force-healing, inappropriate uses of telepathy - making Canderous hallucinate, making him feel Revan's presence in his mind, Revan controlling his body while letting Canderous be aware of what he's doing (I'm fine with dubcon, although I'd prefer if the relationship in itself was consensual/if Canderous basically considered it Revan's right to do whatever he likes with him) ... did I mention Force-choking? ;D
mind bonds are generally a lot of fun to play around with: Revan staying in touch that way when they're apart, invading Canderous' dreams, commenting on Canderous' actions or thoughts, whispering into his brain when Canderous is jerking off or fucking someone else
I'd prefer if Revan, no matter how DS, was at least somewhat emotionally attached to Canderous and didn't only consider him a useful tool, even if that might be his main motivation for keeping him around; I also love the whole villains in love trope - Revan loving Canderous with all that mad, possessive Dark Side passion ...

And that's it!I hope something in this letter inspires you, some prompt you like or some general likes that you'd enjoy writing. Thank you for creating a gift for me, I'm looking forward to seeing it. :D

linndechir