linndechir | Entries tagged with pairing: landa/hellstrom

Title: Art
Author:

linndechir
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing: Landa/Hellstrom
Rating: PG-13
Words: 2218
Warning: fluff, foot kink
Summary: Beauty like this was not made to be admired from afar; like music, it should be tasted, felt, smelt, devoured.
Author’s note: I wrote this in a desperate attempt to break my writer’s block; so don't expect too much. I promised a while ago to

nuitari_aquariu that I’d write a short scene about Landa warming Dieter’s feet in winter - of course, Landa’s point of view is never that simple and straightforward, and I ended up writing loads of Landa introspection with a little bit of foot warming somewhere in between. Again, this is quite fluffy; if you didn’t like Rest, I doubt that you will like this one.

( Beauty like this was not made to be admired from afar; like music, it should be tasted, felt, smelt, devoured. )

Title: Rest
Author:

linndechir
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing: Landa/Hellstrom
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1890
Warning: fluff
Summary: Even Landa and Hellstrom need to rest and relax occasionally.
Author’s note: Apparently, Hellstrom’s pomade is very difficult to wash out. Also, apparently August Diehl likes it when people do his hair. I wondered whether the same was true for Dieter … and this is what happened. This one-shot does not follow the storyline of La musica delle parole; I’m just saying this to avoid confusion. By the way, part 3 of La musica will probably be written before the end of the month, if anyone is still waiting for the sequel.

( Rest )

Current Music: Beethoven - Piano Trio in E Flat major Op.1 No.1 - Adagio cantabile

Title: Vater
Author:

linndechir
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing: Landa/Hellstrom
Rating: PG-13
Warning: daddy kink
Words: 1228
Summary: For Hans Landa, not even love is unselfish.
Author’s note: A while ago I had this idea that Hellstrom had huge daddy issues, and this is just a quick scene I scribbled while I was trying to come up with clear story ideas. I’m definitely planning to make more of the whole daddy kink idea. I’m even considering writing an AU in which Landa actually IS Hellstrom’s father … erm yes … but not here, don’t worry. ;) I apologise for the lame title.

( For Hans Landa, not even love is unselfish. )

Title: Five Senses - Part Five: Touch
Author:

linndechir
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing: Hellstrom/Landa
Rating: R
Warning: top!Hellstrom, sub!Landa, hand kink, boot kink, smoking porn
Words: 1744
Author’s note: Finally, the porn! Thanks to

assassin_nariel , who came up with the idea for the ending.
Links to part one, part two, part three, part four.

( Part five: Touch )

Title: Five Senses - Part four: Taste
Author:

linndechir
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing: Hellstrom/Landa
Rating: PG-13
Warning: top!Hellstrom, sub!Landa, hand kink, smoking porn
Words: 818
Links to part one, part two, part three, part five.

( Part four: Taste )

Title: Five Senses - Part three: Smell
Author:

linndechir
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing: Hellstrom/Landa
Rating: PG-13
Warning: top!Hellstrom, sub!Landa, leather kink, gun porn
Words: 760
Links to part one, part two, part four, part five.

( Part three: Smell )

Title: Five Senses - Part two: Hear
Author:

linndechir
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing: Hellstrom/Landa
Rating: PG
Warning: top!Hellstrom, sub!Landa, music geekery
Words: 1572
Author’s note: This isn’t really Landa/Hellstrom, it’s Beethoven/Hellstrom with Landa watching. Metaphorically, of course. Warning for shameless music geekery. I couldn’t decide which Beethoven sonata I’d let Hellstrom play; I went for the Appassionata because it’s maybe the one people are most likely to know. If you don’t, listen to it RIGHT NOW. And to all his other piano sonatas. FYI, Bösendorfer is a piano manufacturer, or rather THE piano manufacturer. ;)
Links to part one, part three, part four, part five.

( Part two: Hear )

Title: Five Senses - Part one: See
Author:

linndechir
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing: Hellstrom/Landa
Rating: PG
Warning: top!Hellstrom, sub!Landa, hand kink, smoking porn
Words: 1021
Author’s note: What Hellstrom is doing in this scene is blatantly stolen from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Mhmm, Garak and Hellstrom should meet. I don’t think they’d get along, but they’d mindfuck each other to no end.
Links to part two, part three, part four, part five.

( Part one: See )

Title: Reckless
Author:

linndechir
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing: Landa/Hellstrom
Rating: R
Words: 1205
Warning: asphyxiation, minor gun play.
Summary: Landa loses control.
Author’s note: Plotless strangulation kink. This is entirely Mr Waltz’s fault for giving me an asphyxiation kink. For

emcee_mana , who made me realise that I failed to go into more detail when I mentioned strangulation in La Musica delle Parole. This little PWP, which is completely unrelated to La Musica delle Parole, is just an attempt to make up for that. Thanks to

assassin_nariel for suggesting the additional gun play.

( Click here for the strangulation porn )

Title: La Musica delle Parole, part two
Author:

linndechir
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing: Landa/Hellstrom
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: power play, language kink, uniform&boot kink, sadistic Landa.
Words: 5562
Summary: Hans Landa loves languages almost as much as messing with other people's minds. Hellstrom, a man of similar taste, admires him too much for his own good.

Author’s note: Here is finally the smutty sequel to part one of La Musica delle Parole! Unfortunately, the language kink is a lot less central than in part one, but I hope that all the other kinks will make up for it. Like in part one, the fic itself is in English, and English translations of the German and French dialogue can be found at the bottom of the page. I had planned to put some Italian in this scene, but somehow it didn’t fit. Maybe next time. I will definitely write a third chapter … because this needs a sequel.

( La Musica delle Parole, part two )

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Title: La Musica delle Parole
Author:

linndechir
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing: Landa/Hellstrom
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language!kink, sadistic Landa
Words: 2400
Summary: Hans Landa loves languages almost as much as messing with other people's minds. Hellstrom, a man of similar tastes, admires him too much for his own good. LANGUAGE KINK!
Author’s note: It was about time for a language kink!fic in this fandom, and Landa and Hellstrom are just the perfect characters for this. I’m considering to write a more explicit sequel, if anyone would be interested. The fic itself is in English, but parts of the dialogue are in French and German; the English translation can be found at the bottom of the page. Thanks to

assassin_nariel for her amazing suggestions.

( La Musica delle Parole )

( Cut to the translation of the German and French dialogue; it might be easier to read if you open this in a separate tab instead of scrolling all the time. )