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Title: Art
Author:
[info]linndechir 
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing: Landa/Hellstrom
Rating: PG-13
Words: 2218
Warning: fluff, foot kink
Summary: Beauty like this was not made to be admired from afar; like music, it should be tasted, felt, smelt, devoured.
Author’s note: I wrote this in a desperate attempt to break my writer’s block; so don't expect too much. I promised a while ago to
[info]nuitari_aquariu  that I’d write a short scene about Landa warming Dieter’s feet in winter - of course, Landa’s point of view is never that simple and straightforward, and I ended up writing loads of Landa introspection with a little bit of foot warming somewhere in between. Again, this is quite fluffy; if you didn’t like Rest, I doubt that you will like this one.


Landa wasn’t sure if he had ever been so soaked in his entire life. So much snow was rare in Paris, and it had soon enough started to melt again, turning the streets into baths of icy mud, completed today by torrential rain. They had spent the entire day somewhere in the French countryside looking for traces of a resistance group that was reputedly hiding an influential communist leader, and were both soaked to the bones. Landa felt as if he had jumped into a swimming pool of ice water in his full uniform; even their leather coats and boots hadn’t been able to withstand so much water.

Hellstrom was spitting out a stream of curses, unusually vulgar even for him, while getting out of his drenched boots, coat, jacket and pullover; Landa followed his example, but his eyes were on his young colleague. Hellstrom’s health was quite fragile; he wasn’t exactly weak, but he didn’t respond very well to harsh weather. Landa still remembered last winter, when Hellstrom had spent an entire month in bed, his body wracked by fever. It was not something he wanted to see repeated, and not only because he valued the major’s assistance more than any other subordinate’s.

Dressed only in his - equally soaked - shirt and trousers Landa lit a fire in the salon and put several blankets and pillows in front of the fireplace, before he got a few towels from the bathroom. He undressed completely, quickly rubbed himself dry and slipped into a dressing gown, not bothering with more.

“Get out of these clothes, Dieter, you’ll catch your death,” he said when he stepped out of the bathroom, towels in hand. Hellstrom glared a little at him, but obeyed. After all, it wasn‘t as if Landa hadn‘t already seen him naked before, countless times. Landa was almost unpleasantly busy, hanging up their uniforms to let them dry, but Hellstrom was quite glad he didn’t have to take care of anything.

For once Landa didn’t allow himself to take the time to stare at Hellstrom’s pale body; the boy’s shivering was an unmistakeable reminder that he had to get him warm again. Hellstrom was unbearable when he was sick - not whiny, no, but positively aggressive - and Landa really didn’t want to spoil his wonderful time in Paris by dealing with a grumpy assistant or, worse, with an incompetent replacement if Hellstrom fell seriously ill. He wrapped Hellstrom into a big towel and, one arm around his shoulders, led him into the salon.

“You’re shivering like a leaf in the wind, Dieter,” he commented, and before Hellstrom could misunderstand he added quickly, “If you think that I will grant you sick-leave again you’re wrong, young man.”

Hellstrom muttered something under his breath, and for once Landa was quite glad that he didn’t catch it. He wasn’t in the mood to reprimand Hellstrom for his insolence.

The fire was starting to burn nicely, already radiating warmth into the cold room. Landa carefully rubbed Hellstrom dry, first his body, then the messy hair with a second towel. Hellstrom didn’t complain, although he didn’t look too happy either, and Landa refused to question his own concerned behaviour. Sometimes Hellstrom behaved like a child - irresponsible, neglecting his health, overworking himself. Landa hadn’t been too surprised when Hellstrom had told him in a private conversation a while ago that there was no one he admired more than the Chef, Obergruppenführer Reinhard Heydrich, who was known both for his occasional recklessness and his obsession with his work.

Well, Landa didn’t know who took care of the Chef when he behaved like an irresponsible, stubborn child, but when Hellstrom needed to be taken care of, Landa was the one to do it. Especially if it implied having a naked, shivering Hellstrom in his arms, a pleasure that nobody else should ever be granted.

“I’m fine,” Hellstrom grumbled, teeth clattering. Landa simply ignored him, and put the unresisting body down onto one of the big pillows, replacing the towel with a big, thick blanket. Still frowning, Hellstrom finally gave up and pulled the blanket closer around him.

Once more it struck Landa how beautiful the young Sturmbannführer was: bright red cheeks in a white face, pale lips that were begging to be warmed with kisses. The moist hair was a mess, sticking up in all different directions, he looked like a boy who had been playing in the snow all day - and in a way he had, except that Hellstrom’s games of hide and seek usually ended in a Gestapo prison for those who were hiding, but who were eventually always found. As he started to warm up a little, the annoyance about the cold was replaced with the familiar, satisfied smirk of a job well done.

Landa sat down next to him and, more out of politeness than anything else, started a conversation about their case today, about what they had found out and their plans for future procedures, but he had trouble concentrating. It was a shame to think that Hellstrom was naked under the blanket, all pale and available, cool skin just waiting to be warmed by worshiping hands and an equally eager mouth. Landa was a man who appreciated beauty, who wanted not only to see it, but to touch it, feel it, experience it. For him sex wasn’t even so much about the satisfaction of basic needs - his hand was very well able to relieve the pressure - but about the appreciation, the experience of beauty. He was no artistic man himself - he could only consume literature, paintings, he could only look at them, and while he enjoyed it, he could not become one with them. He played the cello quite well, but not with the same virtuosity as Hellstrom played the piano. Hellstrom had once said that playing an instrument was very much like sex, equally arousing, equally satisfying, that the burning heat in his fingers and the emotional completion after playing one of his favourite sonatas felt very much like sexual afterglow, but Landa was always too busy focusing on technical difficulties to experience the same. For him, sex was the only way to become truly one with a piece of art, to be part of it, to be more than just an onlooker. And what piece of art was more beautiful than the ones given by nature, what was more enticing than the living, breathing unity of both form and content, more perfect than even in the greatest novel or painting, what could be more beautiful than a human being, no matter if man or woman, as exquisite, as intelligent, as complex as his Dieter? Beauty like this was not made to be admired from afar; like music, it should be tasted, felt, smelt, devoured until it filled every fibre of one’s body and soul.

“Are you feeling better?” Landa asked when Hellstrom’s dry explanation of the administrative difficulties of their future plans came to an end. Landa didn’t care to discuss their work any longer, all the less since he had nothing to add; Hellstrom had already taken every arising problem into account.

The corners of Hellstrom’s mouth quirked upwards in this strange half-smile of his, and he nodded a little, his expression softening. Their eyes met, then Hellstrom looked away, and Landa knew him well enough to recognise the little gesture as the major’s uniquely unwilling way to thank Landa. It was why they got along so well - they both recognised intuitively the boundaries and limits of their playful, dangerous relationship, and while they broke them occasionally - where would the fun be if they didn’t? - they also knew when it was better to respect them. Hellstrom spared himself the embarrassment of thanking him, and Landa the trouble to downplay his concern as pragmatic egoism.

Landa decided that he had given Hellstrom enough time to wallow in grumpiness, and sat down next to him, pushing the blanket aside a little to embrace the naked body. Hellstrom gratefully rubbed himself against the warmth, burying his face against Landa’s neck and sighing happily against the warm skin when those soft, but strong hands began to slide over his skin.

The fire had warmed the room to a pleasant heat, and Landa was all too happy to get rid of the blanket entirely, ignoring the muttered protest and pushing Hellstrom down. Pale skin against the dark, decadently soft silk, a model that every painter would have craved to paint, and yet not the greatest picture would have lived up to reality. Landa leant down and kissed the almost hairless chest, but he was stopped short when one of Hellstrom’s feet brushed his bare calf, so cold that Landa flinched a little.

He sat up again and gently took one of these elegant feet in his hands, touching them curiously. He had never noticed how beautiful Hellstrom’s feet were, as slender and graceful as his hands, with long toes and even nails, blue veins shimmering through velvety, almost transparent skin. And still freezing cold.

Hellstrom gave him a confused look, but Landa was too distracted to notice. And there he had thought that he knew Hellstrom’s body, that he had already kissed and worshiped every perfect spot; how could he have overlooked this? Hellstrom’s slender, almost thin leg bent gracefully when Landa let the foot rest on his own thigh, rubbing it with careful fingers to warm it. It never ceased to amaze him how a brilliant, cold, steely mind like Hellstrom’s could reside in such a frail, boyish body, and yet at the same time it only seemed to be a fitting shell for such a beautiful intellect.

He let go almost reluctantly of the first foot, and an unexpected shiver ran though him when those long toes brushed his groin for a second, with nothing but the thin fabric of the dressing  gown in between. Landa swallowed hard, and he was quite relieved that he was not prone to blushing when his eyes met Hellstrom’s, narrowed in amused suspicion. Landa knew it wouldn’t help to distract him, but he still picked up the other foot to warm it as well, telling himself that he simply wanted to finish what he had started.

But touching had never been enough for him, he found himself bending down ever so slowly until his lips brushed Hellstrom’s ankle, his tongue flicked out to taste the smooth skin, leaving a moist trail on its way downwards, all along one blue vein to his toes, slipping in between the two biggest, even sucking on one toe for a bit. He wanted to rub his face against it, and not only his face, for that matter, his groin as well … his semen on the white skin was the only thing that could improve the picture, he already saw himself licking it off again when his fantasies were rather rudely interrupted.

“Hans?” He could hear the frown, but it was the use of his first name that made him shudder. Hellstrom used either his rank or, when they were in a more intimate mood, his last name, and the self-assured use of his first name could only mean one thing. He looked up into blue eyes, as pale as everything else about the major, and mirrored Hellstrom’s movement when the younger man sat up slowly.

His fingers were still resting on Hellstrom’s foot, unmoving and unresisting when it escaped him, nudging his groin for a second before Hellstrom lifted his leg a little until his foot came to rest on Landa’s shoulder. With surprising nimbleness he pushed the already half-open dressing gown aside, and Landa moaned when the foot touched his bare skin. The moan turned into a surprised gasp, though, when Hellstrom’s foot moved to his chest and suddenly pushed him down onto his back, keeping him there with slight pressure.

“You like that, don’t you?” Hellstrom virtually purred, and if there had been any doubt about where this was going, it was erased by his use of the intimate “Du”. “Who would have thought? The famous Hans Landa kissing my feet … I like that.”

Landa gulped and opened his mouth for some long-winded, eloquent explanation, something about the appreciation of artistic beauty, but he was stopped short when Hellstrom stretched his leg a little until his toes touched Landa’s lips, hushing him. Defeated, and willingly so, Landa gave up and kissed them.

It didn’t matter what Hellstrom would think of it, what his arrogance and vanity would make of this apparent gesture of submission. What mattered was only that Landa got what he wanted, that he would meld into this perfect piece of art, that he would be  part of it and not just a silent, meaningless admirer. He sighed in blissful anticipation when Hellstrom pulled back his foot and straddled him only a few moments later, leaning over him with a promising smirk on his face.

Some art was not made to be put on a pedestal and admired from a distance. How was he supposed to understand art, to feel it, unless he allowed himself to be invaded, conquered, changed by it? If this was defeat, Hans Landa never wanted to be victorious again.



Date: 2010-02-01 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] becomes.livejournal.com
Your fiction is beautiful. I'm never quite sure what to say, but I do look forward to reading it. I'm grateful that someone else enjoys Landa/Hellstrom—and writes it so well.

Date: 2010-02-01 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Thank you so much for your comment. :) Landa/Hellstrom is a wonderful pairing, it's a pity they don't get more attention in the fandom.

Date: 2010-02-01 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com
Not sure if snow would be that rare... it gets really cold in winter. Hmmm... otherwise... *snuggles nazis* they're cute cute when they're being sweet!evil.

Date: 2010-02-01 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Well, maybe it was an awful lot colder sixty years ago, but I lived in Paris for several years and snow was extremely rare. And if there was snow, it was for a day or two and then melted again. *shrug*
Glad you like the cute, snuggly, sweet Nazis anyway. ;)

Date: 2010-02-01 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-talitha.livejournal.com
0_0 Wow
That has rendered me speechless. But I'll try and type some kind of comment..
It's all just so, so perfect, I don't even know where to start ^^
I'm pretty sure this is one of the best I have ever read. And this is you with writers block? ;)
This fic has everything, including the utter glory that is Landa & Hellstrom in soaking wet clothes.
*sigh* I can forsee myself re-reading this quite a few times..
Um, I wish I could say something more, but at this moment in time it wouldn't be very coherent.
When I recover from reading this I will try to make a better comment!

Date: 2010-02-01 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! :D You just made my day. Yes, I had an awful writer's block because I was trying to work on more serious writing projects (e.g. La musica delle parole 3) and I didn't get anything done. So I decided to write something 'easy' like "Landa warming Dieter's feet". I had no idea it would turn into more. I'm so very glad you liked it. :)

I apologise for not going into more detail about the wet clothes, I preferred to get them naked right away. ;) If you do think of anything else to say, I'd love to hear about it. For the moment, thank you again for your wonderful comment. :)

Date: 2010-02-01 03:12 am (UTC)
ext_99403: (IB Landa)
From: [identity profile] zoi-no-miko.livejournal.com
There's something somehow very melodic about the way this is written - perhaps just a facet of Landa's inner voice. I love seeing him wax poetic. Very sweet, very sexy. :D

Date: 2010-02-01 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Thank you so much. ^^ Writing Landa's POV is always so much fun, you never know in which weird corner of his brain he's going to take you this time. ;) I'm very glad you liked it. ^^

Date: 2010-02-01 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deborahkla.livejournal.com
Really, a very lovely story, and quite erotic. But then these two can't help being erotic, can they? As usual, you write beautifully, blocked or unblocked. :-)

Date: 2010-02-01 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
No, they're really quite easy to write in that regard, they're always erotic, no matter where I go with them. ;) Thank you very much, glad you liked it. ^^

Date: 2010-02-01 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acidpenguin46.livejournal.com
You know, I'm not quite sure if fluff is quite the right word to describe this. Sure, it may start that way, but once I finished reading it, fluff wasn't the first word that sprung to mind. There is a dark, sensual intimacy, a subtle telling of the balance of power between these two characters, that sort of, I don't know, not necessarily "detracts" from the fluff, but makes a little more darker than the normal sort of fluff.

However, I think I'm starting to ramble, so I'll just say that I loved this. And this line in particular...

It never ceased to amaze him how a brilliant, cold, steely mind like Hellstrom’s could reside in such a frail, boyish body, and yet at the same time it only seemed to be a fitting shell for such a beautiful intellect.

...is just gorgeous, and describes Hellstrom perfectly. Thank you. <3

Date: 2010-02-04 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Thank you so much, and I definitely do not mind the rambling. I basically labelled this as fluff because I had the impression that last time some people were disappointed by Rest because it completely lacked the usual twisted kinkiness of most of my Landa/Hellstrom-fics. I just wanted to warn these people this time. I'm glad, though, that you saw more in this fic than just fluff.

Again, thank you. :)

Landa,Hellstron/Heydrich etc.

Date: 2010-02-01 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I am enjoying your writing but, as female reader, wonder why you are only writing about homosexual couplings. I believe that you, the author, are a woman, so what's up? Personally I want Reinhard for myself -- such a waste on a man!

Re: Landa,Hellstron/Heydrich etc.

Date: 2010-02-02 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] machiavelli-imp.livejournal.com
Actually, I was curious about that myself. You write about a period in which - as you point out - homosexuality was a death sentence in some cases, yet with the exception of Heydrich and Marseille, everyone is determinedly avoiding women. As intelligent as Landa and Hellstrom are, surely they'd have to throw off any suspicion by at least visiting the occasional brothel? (Even Max Aue has to resort to that, possibly the most submissive, gay SD officer ever written.)

On the other hand, I primarily write heterosexual fic and have been encountering enormous difficulty in writing slash - although that may have less to do with changing genders and more to do with the fact that I'm trying to get over my leeriness at writing RPS and slash at the same time. So I assume there's a giant case of preferential writer's block somewhere?

Nice to see another woman drooling over Reinhard!
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Re: Landa,Hellstron/Heydrich etc.

Date: 2010-02-02 12:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
I've been asked by several people recently to explain my violent dislike for het, I might just have to write a proper rant on my lj some time soon and explain all the details. I can't stand het. I can't stand to read it, let alone write it, simply because I find het fic disgusting. There are many, many reasons for that, but the most simple reason as far as smut is concerned is the following: I don't find women sexually attractive, not the tiniest little bit. Therefore, I don't want any women in my porn. I wouldn't write porn about women any more than I'd write porn about a man I find repulsive. Why should I write, or read, porn about a person I find hot and one I find unattractive, when I can have porn about two men I both find hot? I can't read/write het and imagine myself in the place of the woman; instead I think, "yuck, I don't want to read about breasts and vaginas, I'd rather have two men men in there because they're BOTH hot."
That's the basic reason. Add to that loads of personal gender issues and a general dislike for female characters. But the main reason is really just the porn: I find two men together incredibly hot; in fiction I find a man and a woman together not one bit interesting or arousing. The fact that most het pairings don't have half as much depth and profound dynamics as good slash pairings only makes my dislike stronger.

Does that make any sense to you? If not, please tell me; I don't mind explaining this. Again, there are more complicated reasons, but in the end it just boils down to this: het disgusts me, slash turns me on. Why should I read or write porn that disgusts me?

About the gay Nazis ... well, most of the Nazis I write about are bisexual: Heydrich and Schellenberg most certainly are, so is Marseille, and so is Landa. I don't see Landa as exclusively gay, I'm sure he sleeps with women, probably even more often than with men. I just don't have the slightest interest in writing or reading about these encounters. Hellstrom, on the other hand, I see as exclusively gay and pretty much incapable of getting it up with a woman. I'm not quite sure how he stays save from suspicions, but if Max manages, so does Hellstrom, he's smarter than Max. ;)

Drooling over Reinhard, om nom, thanks for the picture. :D Seriously, how could I write het about him? I want that man all for myself, I don't want some stupid female character to get him. I'd die of jealousy, no matter how much of a self-insert that character would be. If I can't have Heydrich, I don't want other women to have him either. I want him to have hot gay sex for my entertainment. ;)

Re: Landa,Hellstron/Heydrich etc.

Date: 2010-02-02 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Ah, I forgot, is there a bigger version of that gorgeous Heydrich picture?

Re: Landa,Hellstron/Heydrich etc.

Date: 2010-02-02 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] assassin-nariel.livejournal.com
coz she's scared of vaginas. They'll eat her.
Well it sure wasn't me.
Just in case. since I previously commented anonymously on your Reini fic. Not me.
Anyway, I told you that before, but it made me go D'AWW Landa.
*happily enjoys what-happened-next in her mind and is happy happy fangirl*

Re: Landa,Hellstron/Heydrich etc.

Date: 2010-02-02 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Dawww Landa. ^^ Aren't they cute, our dearest cuddle Nazis? ;) So snuggly. Erm, sorry, linguistics class turned my brain into mush. ;)

Date: 2010-02-02 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunadelsol.livejournal.com
hey!
Again a lovely Hellstrom/Landa fic from you! That really made my day!
Omgs and I love that there's anoter Hellstrom fan. I hardly know anyone else :-/ pls keep writing and I wish you kick your writer's block's ass!!
Oh, and btw I wrote you a pm :3

Date: 2010-02-04 09:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Thank you so much, I'm very glad you like my Hellstrom fics. :)
Got it, will reply in a second. ;)

Date: 2010-02-02 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nuitari-aquariu.livejournal.com
Miaou. La fiction réchauffage de pied.
Alors que dire... Sexy, érotique, intéressante parce que fascinante... Je ne vois que des compliments à perte de vue, mon capitaine !
Donc bravo. Et oui, Dieter et Hans méritent plus d'amour. Quoique.

Note : Il neige sans arrêt cet hiver à Paris. Bon, ok, la neige ne tient pas plus de trois jours, mais quand même. Tempête de neige hier sur le boulevard St Michel, c'était assez impressionnant, bien que très éphémère :p.

Date: 2010-02-10 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
I'm very glad you liked it; after all you seemed to want this written so much. I would have hated to disappoint.

Typical, the first winter after I left Paris and it finally snows. Why am I not surprised? Although I do imagine that it must be quite beautiful and impressive ... well, tough luck. Here in Berlin it keeps snowing all the time, and it doesn't seem to melt. Ever. I love it.

Sorry for the English reply, but my brain is fried after studying for my exams, and I wouldn't want to inflict any possible French grammar mistakes upon you. :)

Date: 2010-02-03 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Makes sense. I can see why you don't write about Nazis and women. When I venture out into writing porn about Nazis and women I simply imagine that its my vagina, breasts etc. That lovely drawing of Reini is all over the internet. Sometimes you can even find a print of it for sale.


Date: 2010-02-03 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
The problem are not the Nazis, but the women. ;) For me it's the same in all fandoms, it's not limited to historical slash. It's really independent from the setting and the characters.
Ah, I'll have to look around a bit more then, it's really gorgeous. :)

Heydrich picspam

Date: 2010-02-04 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] machiavelli-imp.livejournal.com
It's a sepia pencil sketch by Karl Strattil. I've seen a very yellow version of it, but the original (and subsequent hard copies) seem more subtle. I'm not sure which one I prefer (as if I need an excuse to stare at him all day) but both bring out that penetrating COME HITHER AND BE PUNISHED stare so well.

The usual colour:
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Sorry about the watermark, here's a photo of a poster version:
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While looking, I found someone performing Heydrich on stage and was perturbed by the likeness:
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I spent so long looking that I got carried away. Have a picture of him in the Kriegsmarine (another source of attractive uniforms):
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Re: Heydrich picspam

Date: 2010-02-04 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Om nom, thanks a lot. I agree, that definitely is the COME HITHER AND BE PUNISHED stare. :D The second picture is missing, though: no photo of the poster version.

Oh, yes, the nice Kriegsmarine uniforms. Mhm, I think this is the same picture; the angle looks just a tiny bit different, but I think that's just because of the different colour.
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Re: Heydrich picspam

Date: 2010-02-04 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] machiavelli-imp.livejournal.com
It's the "Heydrich2.jpg" file in this directory:
http://www.usmbooks.com/images/HEYDRICHframe/
(I can see both the directory and image in my browser. Strange.)

In nearly every full-length image of Heydrich I've seen he is wearing, carrying or about to attack someone with a dress dagger, dress sword or fencing foil. I am now convinced by that KM pic that somehow, canon-be-damned, there must be Heydrich/Stiglitz fic. Reinhard is as good a reason as any for Stiglitz to fetishise that SS dagger he carries, right? Someone had to teach him how to...use...it (and no, I don't mean the subtle art of waving around a sharp metal stick and yelling "Yah!" before making a bloody mess with it). Let's have sub!Stiglitz fic!

Re: Heydrich picspam

Date: 2010-02-04 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] machiavelli-imp.livejournal.com
And how did Heydrich take over this story and spam the comments? He's only in it for ONE LINE. (Landa is ignorant of who takes care of reckless, workaholic Heydrich because Schellenberg does it so well.)

Landa's foot fetish is practically canon: I wonder what Christoph and Diane would think about all the subtext the fanbase has conceived in that scene?

Ooh, while we are on the topic of fetishising body parts, imagine all the hand porn that could be had in a Heydrich/Schüttler/Diehl (or /Hellstrom) fic. So many lovely long, delicate fingers, all just waiting to molest their owners.

Re: Heydrich picspam

Date: 2010-02-04 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
That's Heydrich for you. First he takes over my head, then he takes over my writing. I never planned to have him in there, but he insisted on getting mentioned. The fact that Hellstrom fanboys him to no end doesn't help, obviously. (And of course I had Schellenberg in mind. ;))

It's like the asphyxiation kink. Except that I still don't have a foot fetish, it's just August Diehl's prettiness that made me write this. ;)

Don't forget to add Fassy/Hicox to that. His hands are insanely beautiful as well.

Re: Heydrich picspam

Date: 2010-02-04 09:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
I don't know, usmbooks.com hates me, even the links only work for me after trying ten times. Got it now, though, the picture looks even better when it's not so sickly yellowish.

I suppose he just has a big knife/sword-kink. Damn, that's hot. Not half as hot as Heydrich/Stiglitz - I think you just made my brain explode. Thank you for making me incapable of having any clear thought for the rest of the day. Maybe in their respective army times ... Marine vs. Heer bitching. Om nom.

Date: 2010-02-03 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skadenfryd.livejournal.com
I simply adore this. I want to, and feel the need to write a longer comment about how much I appreciate this but I simply cannot string the sentences together after such brilliance. =)

Date: 2010-02-04 09:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! :) I'm very flattered, I'm not even sure what to say. :) Glad you liked it.

Date: 2010-02-06 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sevenwindows.livejournal.com
This is excellent. Dieterchen getting all arrogant and purring. Hans and his foot fetish. I love it. :D

Date: 2010-02-10 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Heh, thank you! :D I think Hellstrom could give anyone a foot fetish. And I never meant for Dieterchen to get so arrogant, it just happened ... he is a very arrogant boy, after all. ^^ Glad you liked it. *hugs and snuggles* (That makes me sound creepy, doesn't it? ;))

Date: 2010-02-07 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lissa2.livejournal.com
So sensual...I didn't think I'd like nazi!slash but this fic is very good. I can totally buy it that Landstrom is canon.

Date: 2010-02-10 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linndechir.livejournal.com
Thank you so much. :) If I got you converted to nazi-slash, I've written quite a few other Landa/Hellstrom-fics as well as some historical nazi slash, all posted on my livejournal, if you're interested. Either way, I'm very glad you liked this story. :)

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