The Ninth Day/August Diehl picspam (part two)

[linndechir]

Leather trench coat plus hat ... he looks so Gestapo. ;)





You can't see much of his face here, but I know that some of you like leather trench coats ... (I'm not looking at anyone. ;))






He was licking his lips because he was yelling at the priest, and August just licks his lips very often. Taken out of context, though, this picture looks very compromising:


His smile is so beautiful, and at the same time so cold here. I love it. Also, he's less pale in this movie than in most other movies I've seen him in, makes him look less ill and screwed-up.

Kremer: Why didn't you become a priest?
Gephardt: You're finally asking the right questions. (leaves the room)








Gephardt: You know, two days before my ordination to priesthood, when I exchanged the black robe of the theologian against the black uniform, that was my own personal rebellion against God. [...] But could I have changed the world, as a priest? No. Or made it a better place? Hardly. But in the party of our Führer, where a clear worldview reigns, I feel needed. There I can change history. And in my heart, I have already returned to God. My faith gives me the strength to do my duty.

And now for the hand porn! This is apparently his special Gestapo badge:




What the hell is he even doing with that cigarette?






And, finally, after spending the whole movie in his grey suit like a good Gestapo officer, he wears his uniform in the last scene. Unfortunately, it was impossible to get a good look at his boots ...






I can't believe I'm saying this, but in this movie he actually looks better in a suit than in uniform ...

I hope that was enough to convince everyone to watch the movie immediately. And write me some The Ninth Day/Inglourious Basterds-crossover-fic. Please?

Comments

[acidpenguin46.livejournal.com]

Wait? There are people who have leather trench coat fetishes? Some people are just weird. ;p

In other news, you know you're in for a good picspam when you already start drooling at the second picture. Not to mention all of the coat porn, smoking porn, finger porn, and the combination of the latter two. (August, darling, I know you love your cigarettes, but you don't really need to finger them... By the way, don't stop.) I'm really going to have to see this, aren't I?

Thanks for the spam, my dear. I'm just going to go and, er, be in my bunk.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't even know why I said that. Who would be weird like that? Certainly none of my friends. ;)

You only started drooling at the second pic? Because I was already slain by the smirk on the first pic. Soooo Hellstrom-y, but nicer. I love how he fingers his cigarettes in the entire movie. I had so many more pics, but I had to cut them all out ... guh. It's settled. I need to write Stierlitz/Hellstrom/Gephardt smoking porn, rofl.
YES YES YES YOU HAVE TO SEE IT!!!!!!

You're most welcome. I needed to spread the love. Because I want Hellstrom/Gephardt-fic right fucking now! ;)

(Btw, love your icon. The "even Shoshanna would do Hellstrom"-pic. Including Hellstrom's answer to that, "No interest in icky women, only in my cigarettes and my Hans")

[acidpenguin46.livejournal.com]

No, of course none of your friends would think such odd things. Not at all.

I do like the first pic, because August smirks are always made of win, but that look on his face in the second one is just brain-meltingly hot. He's saying "do exactly what I say now, bitch," and I just think of of the things he could be telling me to do with that look, and then my mind tends to wander.

I need to write Stierlitz/Hellstrom/Gephardt smoking porn, rofl.
I definitely need to see it then, just to enjoy that fic even more. Hell, I'd just be happy with a fic with two August characters and all of those pretty, pretty fingers.

Also, if that last sentence wasn't enough evidence of my finger fixation, I misread Hans in your last sentence as "hands". Mmm, Hellstrom/his hand is a fic that I would definitely read... God, I just had plot bunny attack, telling me that I need to write Hellstrom fingering himself, with fantasies of Landa dancing in his head.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

It's such a dom!look, you're right. ^^ Landa approves, btw.

I really feel the urge rising to write weird crossovers between Inglourious Basterds,17 Moments, The Ninth Day, Les Bienveillantes ... erm, yes, that's about it. Smoking porn. Om nom.

Don't feel too bad - what does it say about me that I wrote Hans and not Landa, as I usually do? I was probably thinking of hands as well ...
WRITE THAT PLOT BUNNY NOW!!! IMMEDIATELY!!! Stop doing whatever else you're doing and write it. You have to! You can't say something like that and then not write it. *whimper*
(Other plot bunny attack: Landa fingering himself imagining it's Dieter ...)

[acidpenguin46.livejournal.com]

Mmm, hands... Sorry, lost my train of thought there for a second.

As for the plot bunny, it's coming. I probably won't write it tonight, because my brain seems to have evacuated from my head at the moment, but it will be written. For better or worse. ;p

Oh, and speaking of plot bunnies, that smoking porn crossover you mentioned? WRITE IT!!! :p

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

That's all right, you can write it tomorrow. ;P

That'd be too much smoking porn for me to handle. ;) Why am I writing smoking porn all the time, I don't even smoke. Tsk. ;) But god, would it be hot ...