The Ninth Day/August Diehl picspam (part two)

[linndechir]

Leather trench coat plus hat ... he looks so Gestapo. ;)





You can't see much of his face here, but I know that some of you like leather trench coats ... (I'm not looking at anyone. ;))






He was licking his lips because he was yelling at the priest, and August just licks his lips very often. Taken out of context, though, this picture looks very compromising:


His smile is so beautiful, and at the same time so cold here. I love it. Also, he's less pale in this movie than in most other movies I've seen him in, makes him look less ill and screwed-up.

Kremer: Why didn't you become a priest?
Gephardt: You're finally asking the right questions. (leaves the room)








Gephardt: You know, two days before my ordination to priesthood, when I exchanged the black robe of the theologian against the black uniform, that was my own personal rebellion against God. [...] But could I have changed the world, as a priest? No. Or made it a better place? Hardly. But in the party of our Führer, where a clear worldview reigns, I feel needed. There I can change history. And in my heart, I have already returned to God. My faith gives me the strength to do my duty.

And now for the hand porn! This is apparently his special Gestapo badge:




What the hell is he even doing with that cigarette?






And, finally, after spending the whole movie in his grey suit like a good Gestapo officer, he wears his uniform in the last scene. Unfortunately, it was impossible to get a good look at his boots ...






I can't believe I'm saying this, but in this movie he actually looks better in a suit than in uniform ...

I hope that was enough to convince everyone to watch the movie immediately. And write me some The Ninth Day/Inglourious Basterds-crossover-fic. Please?

Comments

[ziggygurl.livejournal.com]

This is incredible. <3333

Hand porn, smoking porn, his outfits (even his characters have amazing coats). Guhhhh.

And the egg eating thrilled me, for some reason, when I was watching the movie.

♥

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Thank you. ^^ The movie made me drool so much, it's not even healthy anymore.

Haha, it just cracked me up. And he was so creepy when he got up and walked out after two bites. I can see my Hellstrom fanon (him not eating much) confirmed. Bwahaha!

[asmalllturnip.livejournal.com]

*is dead*

[slimradio.livejournal.com]

Ooh good god. I don't even know what to do with myself. YOU WIN.

I can't find a good copy of this movie on any of my usual torrent sites, haha, I totally creeped his IMBD page right after i saw Basterds and tried to get all of them. X]

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Heh, no, August wins. But thanks. :)

I tried to download it as well, but eventually I just had to buy the DVD. You can order it on amazon.de, but I don't know how much it costs to ship it to wherever you live. :( Although, whatever it costs, it's worth it.

[acidpenguin46.livejournal.com]

Wait? There are people who have leather trench coat fetishes? Some people are just weird. ;p

In other news, you know you're in for a good picspam when you already start drooling at the second picture. Not to mention all of the coat porn, smoking porn, finger porn, and the combination of the latter two. (August, darling, I know you love your cigarettes, but you don't really need to finger them... By the way, don't stop.) I'm really going to have to see this, aren't I?

Thanks for the spam, my dear. I'm just going to go and, er, be in my bunk.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't even know why I said that. Who would be weird like that? Certainly none of my friends. ;)

You only started drooling at the second pic? Because I was already slain by the smirk on the first pic. Soooo Hellstrom-y, but nicer. I love how he fingers his cigarettes in the entire movie. I had so many more pics, but I had to cut them all out ... guh. It's settled. I need to write Stierlitz/Hellstrom/Gephardt smoking porn, rofl.
YES YES YES YOU HAVE TO SEE IT!!!!!!

You're most welcome. I needed to spread the love. Because I want Hellstrom/Gephardt-fic right fucking now! ;)

(Btw, love your icon. The "even Shoshanna would do Hellstrom"-pic. Including Hellstrom's answer to that, "No interest in icky women, only in my cigarettes and my Hans")

[acidpenguin46.livejournal.com]

No, of course none of your friends would think such odd things. Not at all.

I do like the first pic, because August smirks are always made of win, but that look on his face in the second one is just brain-meltingly hot. He's saying "do exactly what I say now, bitch," and I just think of of the things he could be telling me to do with that look, and then my mind tends to wander.

I need to write Stierlitz/Hellstrom/Gephardt smoking porn, rofl.
I definitely need to see it then, just to enjoy that fic even more. Hell, I'd just be happy with a fic with two August characters and all of those pretty, pretty fingers.

Also, if that last sentence wasn't enough evidence of my finger fixation, I misread Hans in your last sentence as "hands". Mmm, Hellstrom/his hand is a fic that I would definitely read... God, I just had plot bunny attack, telling me that I need to write Hellstrom fingering himself, with fantasies of Landa dancing in his head.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

It's such a dom!look, you're right. ^^ Landa approves, btw.

I really feel the urge rising to write weird crossovers between Inglourious Basterds,17 Moments, The Ninth Day, Les Bienveillantes ... erm, yes, that's about it. Smoking porn. Om nom.

Don't feel too bad - what does it say about me that I wrote Hans and not Landa, as I usually do? I was probably thinking of hands as well ...
WRITE THAT PLOT BUNNY NOW!!! IMMEDIATELY!!! Stop doing whatever else you're doing and write it. You have to! You can't say something like that and then not write it. *whimper*
(Other plot bunny attack: Landa fingering himself imagining it's Dieter ...)

[acidpenguin46.livejournal.com]

Mmm, hands... Sorry, lost my train of thought there for a second.

As for the plot bunny, it's coming. I probably won't write it tonight, because my brain seems to have evacuated from my head at the moment, but it will be written. For better or worse. ;p

Oh, and speaking of plot bunnies, that smoking porn crossover you mentioned? WRITE IT!!! :p

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

That's all right, you can write it tomorrow. ;P

That'd be too much smoking porn for me to handle. ;) Why am I writing smoking porn all the time, I don't even smoke. Tsk. ;) But god, would it be hot ...

[sevenwindows.livejournal.com]

These pics are beautiful.

futureperfect and I watched this when it was on tv here, sending flaily texts to each other. OM NOM NOM Gephardt is so cultivated and cool and spends the entire film toying with everything he comes in contact with - priests, cigarettes, writing implements, his food. When he started slapping people (the priest's sister? I can't really remember) he was not supposed to be hot, I'm sure. Guh.

The most Hellstrom thing was the hand-on-arm kommen Sie mit, which in an AU in my brain he does to Hicox in the tavern, before everyone starts being tiresome and shooting each other.

Mmmm people should definitely write Stierlitz/Hellstrom/Gephardt smoking porn. :D

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Yep, he slaps the priest's sister, and it was totally hot. He must hate women about as much as Hellstrom. Unfortunately I couldn't get a good screencap of that scene, it happened too quickly and all the pics were blurry.

Haha, yes, sometimes he reminded me so much of Hellstrom, but overall he's very different and very intriguing. I don't think he and Hellstrom would get a long. Devout Catholic and radical atheist (from a Protestant background; yes, I have thought quite a bit about Hellstrom's family and everything ;))? They would not like each other. ;)

Om nom nom. I just don't know how they'd end up in the same room. Untersturmführer, Sturmbannführer, Standartenführer ... the rank differences here might be a problem. But I might have to think of something. ;)

[sevenwindows.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. You could get Untersturmführer and Sturmbannführer to cross paths somewhere? Somewhere they could smoke and have long and deep arguments about ethics and carefully step around the actual topic of religion while glaring at each other a lot? Hmmm, somewhere with alcohol.

Look, here's some encouragement:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktxwuePG8z1qa9dzlo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1259743449&Signature=8iY0oGyIBvYNqG9%2BmhR3FylEEcs%3D

:D

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Mhm, yeah, maybe some bar where the Gestapo likes to hang around. Although I don't think they could talk about ethics and politics for five minutes without starting t4o argue about religion. Although ... om nom hate sex ... Dieter being all like, "why, I'm sure your priests in your Catholic school did that as well" and grinning. ;)

OMFG MOFG OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!!!! (evil photohrapher for not showing the boots, though) But OMFG HELLSTROM YOU HOT PIECE OF SHIT!!!! *hyperventilates*

[sevenwindows.livejournal.com]

I could watch them trying to have a civilsed discussion without letting themselves boil over into actual argument for DAYS. Two twitchy, chain-smoking Augusts officers just managing to restrain themselves from shouting and slapping and the hatesex they clearly need to have. *__*

Dieter being all like, "why, I'm sure your priests in your Catholic school did that as well" and grinning. Ahahaha, he would.

Adding the boots could've killed me though. I feel a little odd about having a smoking hot Gestapo officer as my desktop, so I chose the one of August and Til with a clapperboard instead. Guh, August's *concentrating* face. (That one's linked in my journal :D)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Same here. Problem: Gephardt is known to start shouting rather quickly when he gets angry, and Hellstrom would just tell him to STFU at some point because he outranks him. And THEN they'd finally have hate sex. :D

Since Dieter is my shameless self-insert, he doesn't like religion. :P So of course he'd make vulgar jokes about priests.

Yep, I've seen the other pic, will comment later. ^^ I had different Landa desktops for a while ... no problem at home, I live with my brother, who has seen the movie. But people at university who saw a guy in SS-uniform, with swastika and everything, on my laptop desktop gave me very weird looks ...

[lupie-stardust.livejournal.com]

HELP ME I AM ON FIRE

ps. other things I have things for: priests.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

haha, I usually have a big kink for priest robes, but the priest in this movie wasn't even remotely attractive. Nor a very interesting character, imo. But imagining August in priest robes ... om nom nom ...