NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!

[linndechir]

This is getting fucking frustrating! Everyone around me is posting their Hanukkah fics, and my stupid fic still refuses to get written. Even the first draft isn't finished, because whenever I try to work on it, it gets more fucked up. First, I made the participating characters even more insane than they already are. Then, I decided to use flashbacks - I HATE flashbacks, I've never written any because I hate reading them, but my brainless fic idea only works with flashbacks. And as if all that wasn't bad enough, one of my characters suddenly started quoting Hegel. WHAT THE FUCK??? I'm not even writing about Landa, for God's sake! I'm starting to think that I should delete the whole thing and start anew, but I have honestly no better idea for the prompt I was given than the one I'm using now. It's actually a good idea, I think, except that it's so weird that it only makes sense in my brain, but not when I write it. Whatever, I'll just pretend my lack of sense and clarity is artistic and mysterious and complex. Or something. I just want to write something better than pointless porn with the pairing and the kinks my giftee asked for. :(
The worst thing is that I waited so long to write this because when I came up with this idea weeks ago, I was sure that I could easily write it down in two days, and voilà. But, no, everything always turns out to be ten times more complicated.
Why the fuck is he quoting Hegel? Seriously, Hegel? In bed? Not even IB characters should be so fucked up that they start lecturing their partner on philosophy and freedom during sex. *smashes head against the wall*

Comments

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Ah, my fellow Heydrich-fangirl coming to rescue his honour. Or at least defend his hotness. ;)

I love it too. I only wish I could tell it to more people. :)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

He's not my type either, that's what makes him so interesting. He doesn't need to be my type to drive me half insane. ^^

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

If they do, I want photos. ;) Most people here just shut up and change the topic when I start going in that direction.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I think I'm a little bit in love with you. ;) Don't worry, I'm harmless.
Damn, now I'm fantasising about Heydrich punishing me. There need to be a lot more funny captions on nazi pics. :D

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Undercuts. *whimper* They're just awful. Even Heydrich doesn't look hot with one. How wrong is it that I ship Himmler/Heydrich anyway?

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Dieter can be such a douchebag, he'd totally do it just to show off. Anyway, not allowed to say who it is. :)
(Now I want to write fic about Dieterchen quoting Nietzsche and Hegel and other stuff to Landa. After chaining him to the bed and teasing him for hours. Even Landa would only say "guh?" to that.)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I can see that as well, but fortunately this character didn't actually stop for a long lecture, but just for a little patronising comment. But you guys are all giving me so many fic ideas now ...

That's what I said. Iwant to write something elegant with non-gratuitous sex, but it is indeed a lot more difficult to do.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

*feels poked* It's dub-con, but not brutal. It's ... erm ... "I'm being nice to you and I don't give a fuck if you want me to be nice to you." It's really weird.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I want that t-shirt! Even if I can only wear it at home, I don't care. Squee!

I'm glad you're a pretentious arse, it makes me feel less alone. And he's babbling about philosophy during sex (or rather, during foreplay), not afterwards. I have no idea yet what he's going to do afterwards. I'm slightly scared of what he might do.

[machiavelli-imp.livejournal.com]

My brain! It's dying from the hotness!
Or maybe that's the half a teacup full of cognac I had. Yeah, probably that. Annoying dinner parties.

Actually, I did have a similar dream about a real-life German being chained to a bed and eating croquembouche off him, but that isn't very relevant. In my defence, I did read a misprint just before I slept noting that "His pleasure in the pubic adulation he received was diminished..." when I'm sure it was supposed to say "public adulation."

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Sometimes (often) I am facing the problem of writing about characters who are ten times more intelligent and educated than me. Maybe that's why I like Heydrich - he's only smart, but not all that educated. (Damn, he still speaks more languages than me. *grumble*)

I had a very vivid, very smutty dream about Himmler/Heydrich last night. The weirdest thing? It was incredibly hot. And I have no excuse. Except my absurd desire to write fic about them. *sigh* (At least I can be sure that my brain will not randomly decide that Himmler is hot. I hope ...)

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

I haven't really written it down yet, because it's an epically bizarre story mixing a whole lot of crossovers with Hellboy and Man with the Iron Heart and Inglorious Basterds, along with the whole 'occult nazis' tropes, with Mengele as the main character. I haven't dared write it out on my LJ because I think a bunch of friends may desert en-mass if I do.

[evoe.livejournal.com]

You can do it! Gogogogo :) *swings pompoms and jumps up and down*
Gah I hope I'll be around to read it. I'm falling behind with everything, because I seem to spend my whole days doing the GIS course. I almost fell asleep this morning, because I absolutely had to go and celebrate a birthday yesterday and after that I had to do some "supporting in times of emotional crisis". Getting up before seven really is a fucking bitch!

[sevenwindows.livejournal.com]

He is a terribly clever douchebag and he adores it when people know this. >:)

YOU SHOULD. Landa would command it if he could, you know, form sentences.

[machiavelli-imp.livejournal.com]

May I shamelessly plug reich_writing? It *should* be screened so updates appear only to members, thus removing the f-list problem.
This sounds like a surreal but very entertaining story.

[machiavelli-imp.livejournal.com]

How does one dress up and streak at the same time? Unless you dress them all in Hakenkreuz armbands and nothing else.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Even his way of saying "Sturmbannführer Dieter Hellstrom, Gestapo" implies "hi, I'm a terribly clever douchebag." :)

Haha, poor little Landa. I will add this to the endless list of IB fics I should write. *is slightly intimidated by the length*

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Yay, thanks for the encouragement! :D
What's GIS? I'm a bit behind on your current job updates. I hope you'll find time to read my stuff anyway. :) Real life is a bitch in general. Will you be going home for Christmas and New Year?

[evoe.livejournal.com]

Yup I'll be going home on Tuesday. But only for christmas, for new years I'll be back in berlin.
GIS stands for Geographic Information System by the way. Today we were doing some georeferencing... not terribly exciting but still okay. The teacher is nice, so it's all bearable despite the early start. It's a bit depressing though to see that half the people there are in the same situation I'm in: Freshly finished with Uni but unable to find a job. Well I'll be signing a contract for a parttime job in the Hausverwaltung soon, so I'll have my basic costs of living covered without running to the JobCenter for each and every little thing.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Ah. Any plans for New Year already?
Ist das da so eine Art Fortbildung, oder wie muss man sich das vorstellen? And yay for having at least a part-time job for the basics. *hugs*

[evoe.livejournal.com]

Nö keine Pläne so far. Außer viel Alkohol trinken und mich freuen, dass dieses blöde Jahr endlich vorbei ist. The next one can only be better!
Ja ist ne Fortbildung. Von so nem Bildungscenter. Die haben ne ganze Menge Kurse.
Hehe ist doch schön wenn man nur 20 Std die Woche arbeiten muss um dann netto auf Studentenniveau zu leben :)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Das ist die richtige Einstellung. :D
Okay, und wie lange geht die Fortbildung?
stimmt auch wieder. ^^ Arbeitest du dann an drei Tagen pro Woche oder jeden Tag nur vier Stunden oder sowas?

[evoe.livejournal.com]

Fortbildung geht noch bis Ende Januar. Aber ab nächste Woche sind da erstmal Ferien. Bis Anfang Januar. Nett wa :)
Naja denke mal ich arbeite generell zwei Tage acht und einen Tag vier stunden, aber ich schätze das kann man bei Bedarf auch recht flexibel gestalten.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Ferien! Immer gut. :)
I see. Ist ja wenigstens etwas, auch wenn's nicht ideal ist.

[evoe.livejournal.com]

Ja, werde nebenbei auch noch nach anderen Sachen ausschau halten. Freie Mitarbeit in Büros usw. Hoffe das klappt besser als die Bewerbungen bisher.