What has been seen cannot be unseen

[linndechir]

Almost a month since my last entry, which was very short. No, I am not dead or suddenly less of an internet addict. But I have no fic to show because of my incredible lack of creativity at the moment; uni and loads of exams have been keeping me busy, and my internet time has been spent drooling at the probably most awesome German national team in the history of football. I've been wanting to do a huge picspam of them for weeks, but how am I suppose to choosed from those hundreds and thousands of pictures of fun and joy and epicness? And now the World Cup has been over for a week and I still haven't posted a picspam. I won't do it now either because I have an exam tomorrow and should sleep now. But there's one thing someone pointed out in one of the comms today, and it needs to be shared ...






All right, admittedly a more harmless version of Aldo Raine, but still ... the moustache? The sprawl? I just can't unsee it ... *cries*
Btw, Ballack only wears that stupid outfit for some ad he did years ago. I hope. ;)

Until I find time for a proper post ... have a little macro to expand your vocabulary ...


...another one for the obligatory 300 joke ...


... and while Bastian Schweinsteiger is probably God, he can still fail:


Okay, I shouldn't call him God, because that title is reserved for Miro Klose:


Oh, damn, now that I got started, I have to post another two or three pretty pics:






Oh, and speaking of Marcell Jansen, the beauty on the right ...



Damn, before I get started on a huge picspam ... I will stop right away and go to bed. Wish me luck for my exam tomorrow. And I hope I made you look forward to more pictures, because even if you don't give a damn about football, these guys make models look ugly. ;)

[I found the macros on the internet, somewhere, I have no idea who made them, so I  can't really credit anyone, sorry.]

Comments

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Ah, okay. Haven't seen that. But I think people randomly yelling "You just got Müllered" would make the world a better place.

I don't mind him as an actor either, don't worry. ;) And hey, you're from the country that has the reputation of having the most beautiful women and the hottest guys. That's not bad either, no? :D

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

It would definitely make the world a better place <3

I think Norway is the country that's supposed to have the hottest guys, and I really wish I could have contributed to the "hottest girls"-rumor, but sadly I'm not tall, blonde or have blue eyes ;D

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Nope, the cliché is that Sweden has the hottest, tallest, blondest guys and girls. Norway probably too, but I think there's more of a stereotype of the hot Swedish girl/guy than of the hot Norwegian girl/guy. Ah whatever, who cares. I'm not blue-eyed either, so I make for a rather poor cliché German as well. ;)

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

A shame for our countries, we are ;P

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

At least I'm blonde. That's something, no? ;)

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

There you go, contact lenses and a pair of heels and you can be the pride of the arian race ;)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

High heels - check. Contact lenses - nah, I like my eyes. ;)

Btw, your icon is hilarious. ^^

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

I used to wear really really green lenses...I stopped after a while and bough glasses when I got tired of people informing me: "You have green eyes.", like I wouldn't know that?!

I'm in love with it, I overdosed on Rufus Sewell in Eleventh Hour and this icon HAD to be made <3

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

LOL. I actually have green eyes, but they're so dark green that people usually inform me, "You have nice brown eyes." And I say, "No, you blind twat, I have green eyes." ;)

I really loved Rufus Sewell in the few movies I've seen with him, but not to the point of stalking all his other movies. ;)

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

What's the matter with people TELLING other people what their eye colour is, anyway...I mean most girls spends so much time in front of a mirror so that they know every little speck in them by first name, right?

I'm thinking I should watch some of his movies, he really has the prettiest eyes <3

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

It's especially bad when guys hit on you with shit like, "I love girls with brown eyes." ORLY? You can move on, then. -.- Then again, I know people who have so beautiful eyes that I feel like telling them, except that I'd feel utterly stupid saying that to random people. ;)

Hehe, true. But ever since, many many years ago, I decided that one of my roleplaying characters looked like him, I can't watch movies with him without thinking of said OC of mine. ;) It's irritating. ;)

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

Ouch!XD You should totally walk up to random!stranger with beautiful eyes and go "Your eyes are the colour of the sky and glisters like the stars, etc etc random shit", that'd do the job XD

It's a bitch when your own roleplaying characters starts to interfere with you real life ;D

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Yeah, especially if I don't want to hit on them because their eyes are the only beautiful thing about them. ;) "Hi. Your eyes are gorgeous, but your mug is so ugly. :D"

Indeed. It's just sad. ;)

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

How about: "Your eyes are so beautiful the rest of you is butt ugly compared to them?"...or maybe you should make them wear a ski-mask for your dates ;D

Sad, in so many many many ways ;)

Look! I found a Lahm!

personally I think that Waldemar Hartmann just needed a cold bath from speaking to Lahm <3

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Nah, that would make them think that they're not really ugly, but only compared to their eyes. ;) Ah, whatever. ^^

Dawwwww, Fips. I love that picture. And everyone needs a cold bath after speaking with him. Dawwwwww. :D

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

Speaking of things that has nothing to with eachother, look what I did when I most likely was high on crack: Mark looks good in anything

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

THIS IS EPIC!!! :D This needs to be posted. Like, everywhere. Oh God. You just made my day a lot brighter. :D

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

Hahaha I'm glad you liked it XD It started off with someone saying he'd look hot even in a Ronald McDonald wig, and then we continued to Wendy's and yeah...we're fucked up...

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

He even looks good with funny hair and beard (Miss Pettigrew, Young Victoria ...). It's weird. ;)

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

It's UNFAIR, that's what it is...