What has been seen cannot be unseen

[linndechir]

Almost a month since my last entry, which was very short. No, I am not dead or suddenly less of an internet addict. But I have no fic to show because of my incredible lack of creativity at the moment; uni and loads of exams have been keeping me busy, and my internet time has been spent drooling at the probably most awesome German national team in the history of football. I've been wanting to do a huge picspam of them for weeks, but how am I suppose to choosed from those hundreds and thousands of pictures of fun and joy and epicness? And now the World Cup has been over for a week and I still haven't posted a picspam. I won't do it now either because I have an exam tomorrow and should sleep now. But there's one thing someone pointed out in one of the comms today, and it needs to be shared ...






All right, admittedly a more harmless version of Aldo Raine, but still ... the moustache? The sprawl? I just can't unsee it ... *cries*
Btw, Ballack only wears that stupid outfit for some ad he did years ago. I hope. ;)

Until I find time for a proper post ... have a little macro to expand your vocabulary ...


...another one for the obligatory 300 joke ...


... and while Bastian Schweinsteiger is probably God, he can still fail:


Okay, I shouldn't call him God, because that title is reserved for Miro Klose:


Oh, damn, now that I got started, I have to post another two or three pretty pics:






Oh, and speaking of Marcell Jansen, the beauty on the right ...



Damn, before I get started on a huge picspam ... I will stop right away and go to bed. Wish me luck for my exam tomorrow. And I hope I made you look forward to more pictures, because even if you don't give a damn about football, these guys make models look ugly. ;)

[I found the macros on the internet, somewhere, I have no idea who made them, so I  can't really credit anyone, sorry.]

Comments

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

All I know is that goalie needs to be in an SS uniform. Immediately. Miro looks a bit like a more handsome version of Adrian Brody to me--so I'm afraid I'm more likely to see him with a yellow star bottoming to our SS officer. Which would be rather hot. ;-)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Naaah, that's just too cliché, to give the poor Polish guy a yellow star. For me Miro is THE guy to put in an SS-uniform. Probably because I know that our goalie is a big, cute snuggler who just happens to look arrogant on the first picture you saw of him. He belongs in an SS-Junkerschule, if anything. With Miro as instructor. Or something. Guh.

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

"He belongs in an SS-Junkerschule, if anything. With Miro as instructor. Or something. Guh."


GUUUUHHHHNNNNFFFFF! ;-D

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Oh, I just love it when my words provoke this reaction. ;)

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

I think an imaginary slash universe of footballer SS men would be absolutely divine. I would worship that universe. ;-)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

... I will pretend that Nariel and I did not come up with a huge AU last week in which we pretty much transported our dearest footballers in AU!post-war!Heydrich-reigned!Third-Reich ...

I am so ashamed. God, would they disapprove of me.

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

Omigod. Publish, publish, publish, publish, publish. I must see this.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

It's too insane to be written, let alone published. Even though it would include all the necessary OTPs (Miro/Poldi, with added teacher/student-dynamics; Schweinsteiger/Lahm with their bromance; and Arne Friedrich/Manuel Neuer for the mind-blowing fluff). Or something. Oh God, I'm not talking about this. I shouldn't be.

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

You are, and you should be. ;-D

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

It doesn't have Manu/Miro anyway. :P

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

Damn. Still.... ;-)