What has been seen cannot be unseen

[linndechir]

Almost a month since my last entry, which was very short. No, I am not dead or suddenly less of an internet addict. But I have no fic to show because of my incredible lack of creativity at the moment; uni and loads of exams have been keeping me busy, and my internet time has been spent drooling at the probably most awesome German national team in the history of football. I've been wanting to do a huge picspam of them for weeks, but how am I suppose to choosed from those hundreds and thousands of pictures of fun and joy and epicness? And now the World Cup has been over for a week and I still haven't posted a picspam. I won't do it now either because I have an exam tomorrow and should sleep now. But there's one thing someone pointed out in one of the comms today, and it needs to be shared ...






All right, admittedly a more harmless version of Aldo Raine, but still ... the moustache? The sprawl? I just can't unsee it ... *cries*
Btw, Ballack only wears that stupid outfit for some ad he did years ago. I hope. ;)

Until I find time for a proper post ... have a little macro to expand your vocabulary ...


...another one for the obligatory 300 joke ...


... and while Bastian Schweinsteiger is probably God, he can still fail:


Okay, I shouldn't call him God, because that title is reserved for Miro Klose:


Oh, damn, now that I got started, I have to post another two or three pretty pics:






Oh, and speaking of Marcell Jansen, the beauty on the right ...



Damn, before I get started on a huge picspam ... I will stop right away and go to bed. Wish me luck for my exam tomorrow. And I hope I made you look forward to more pictures, because even if you don't give a damn about football, these guys make models look ugly. ;)

[I found the macros on the internet, somewhere, I have no idea who made them, so I  can't really credit anyone, sorry.]

Comments

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Slightly, but it's never too late to look at Jansen being pretty.
Is he? A silly blabbermouth? I think I've only seen one interview with him, and he seemed fairly normal in that one ... but maybe I was distracted by him cuddling Khedira while he was talking. ;) Also, since I talk absurdly fast myself, I don't mind people who don't speak slowly. ;)

I have a few more pictures from that photoshoot. He looks gorgeous there (yes, minus the shoes). Kinda reminded me of David Bowie, but sexier.

[wb-deep-play.livejournal.com]

I think I like his fasttalkin skills. It's just they stick out when u compare them to other buli player interviews. Say Özil f.e. ;) He is quite the opposite.

Jansen throws a lot of information at you. Rest assured, I do like him for not shutting up. I ususally talk in long sequences and rather exhaustive. So I can relate ;)

David Bowie OMG he sooo needs to be bisexual then ...*dreams*

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

True, I see your point. I really prefer people who talk fast, though - with people who talk really slowly, haltingly, I always suspect that they're somewhat ... not very smart, to say the least. Which is probably unfair, but I can't help but think that for a moment.

*needs to find some more Jansen interviews to see if his fasttalking skills are really that outstanding*

Aren't all football players? O:-) That was the tinhat slash fangirl talking, sorry. ^^ But don't you agree about the Bowie looks? I think it's the high cheekbones.