Too many stupid Landa/Hellstrom-ideas for one day

[linndechir]

I thought I had an idea for a Landa/Hellstrom-fic. But then I realised that I just want them to quote Schiller to each other in bed. And I haven’t even reread Don Karlos in ages. You can see that something is seriously wrong with my creativity when all I can come up with is have two Nazis quote gorgeous German literature to each other. And reading Musil’s Die Verwirrungen des Zöglings Törleß (The Confusions of Young Torless) gives me the crazy urge to write about teenage!Landa in an Austro-Hungarian boarding school. Or write about Landa and Hellstrom having some crazy discussion about why Landa is so very Austrian and why that annoys the hell out of Dieter (who is, let's face it, easily annoyed). What on Earth? Reading books is so not good for me, apparently. ;) But don't you just see that? The epic Austrian vs. Prussian bitching? Okay, I'm probably the only person who could get excited about something like that.
So, I’m still excited about the second blackwoodcoward  fic exchange. All those gorgeous fics coming up in a month! I love this fandom - it‘s tiny, but it has more really, REALLY great writers than most big fandoms. I just don’t like the prompt I’m supposed to write, it’s rather similar to something I already did before in some other fic I wrote, and it does nothing to make me want to write again. But I’m a good girl, and I will probably come up with something soon. I shouldn’t complain, I just felt kinda disappointed when I read the prompt, and I needed to whine a little. I had hoped for something that would make me think, “Wow, this is epic, my writer's block is gone, I can’t wait to start working on this!” and not “oh, okay, sure, I wouldn’t want to disappoint my giftee”.

Maybe I should really write pretentious literature fic about Landa and Hellstrom just to remember when writing feels like. It would probably be even more snobby than the pretentious music fic I wrote about them. Am I the only one who thinks that Cal Lightman would have a field day with Landa? Don’t worry, I won’t write crazy crossover fic. No, really, I miss Hellstrom, I miss his dysfunctional relationship with Landa, I miss their pretentious intellectuality, their mindfucking, their wonderfully understated love for each other, the kind of love that still wouldn’t keep them from shooting each other if they could get away with it, except that they would be so very bored without each other. I miss Hellstrom’s half-hateful admiration for Landa, and Landa’s reluctant fascination with Hellstrom … I just miss them. If only I knew what to do with them. Other than have them discuss literature in bed. ;)

Anyway, I should focus on my fic for the fic exchange, instead of looking for supposedly legitimate ways of procrastinating. ;)

Comments

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I really have no right to complain, I always call the poor guy Hänschen ... It's not my fault he looks like he's 16 all the time.

Yay Gusti double-feature. Still haven't seen Ich bin die andere, although I've downloaded it. So many movies, so little time.

Pam would probably ask Eric when he last slept with a woman ... and he'd be like, "erm, dunno, 200 years ago or so?" Pam: *eyeroll* "I noticed. Go to Godric. I'm sure you're better with men." ;

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

I figured poor Hänschen keeps growing a beard and mustache to make him look at least a few years past 16. He's a cutie-pie, but way too young for me. I feel like a cradle-robber just looking at him!

You HAVE to see Ich Bin Die Andere. Gusti kissing and making out (albeit with a strange, multiple-personality woman)!! But even more important: NAKED GUSTI!! NAKED GUSTI!!!

Your little post-required-shag comment of Pam's is perfect, and sooo in character. ;-)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Well ... with his fluffy beard he usually looks like an 18-year-old trying to look all grown-up. He makes ME feel paedophile, and I'm over ten years younger than him. ;)
I think the only movie in which Hans looks his age (i.e. early thirties) is in Sherlock Holmes - but only because he has a very elegant beard (instead of the usual fluffiness) and some grey strands in his hair. But I guess that's what I like so much about him ... those innocent, blue eyes, the boyish face, and then that crooked, dirty smirk.

I know I have to see it. I've downloaded it already, and looked through it ... om nom naked Gusti. ^^ Landa approves. But I have to finish a fic for a fic exchange until Monday, so I'm kinda busy.

Yeah, seems like I have an unknown talent for writing Pam. Joy oh joy.

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

I agree, it's how well-trimmed the beard is that often makes the difference for these boyish-looking men.

Landa would have a field day with Gusti's beautiful arse. (see? I used the word!)

Oh, I would absolutely love to see you write an Eric/Pam bitching at each other fic. Like you don't already have roughly 9,000 fics to write. Not to mention university. ;-)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what's wrong with my brain today ... but somehow my thoughts skipped from "Hans with a well-trimmed beard" immediately to "Mark with a porn 'stache". WTF?

Yay British!

It's been too long since I wrote pseudo-het fic. ;) Yeah, I think if I ever made a list of fics to write, I'd be shocked. I just finished my fic for a fic exchange, and now I should REALLY focus on a paper I have to write for uni. And I'll see when I'll find the time/creativity to work on La musica 3.