Some things need to be shared ...

[linndechir]

... and this makes me laugh madly every time I look at it, so I HAVE to share it with you.



For those of you who don't understand any German, the little text under the picture reads: "Holiday pictures: Tim Wiese and his sexy girlfriend Grit"
Yeah. I'm fairly sure the guy on the left is indeed Tim Wiese, but I have serious doubts that Torsten Frings, despite his long hair and Wiese's possessive arm around him, has decided to change his name to Grit so he could be Wiese's girlfriend ... Call me childish, but I can't stop laughing about this. Especially since "his sexy girlfriend Grit" would sound ridiculous enough even without the mismatched picture.

Attention: the following post is completely pointless and only consists of more or less funny pictures. If you have something useful to do, don't let me distract you.

I have to force myself not to look at this picture. Last time I did, I was out for three minutes or so - while I was on the phone with a friend who thought I had completely lost my mind now.  Manuel Neuer's zombie impression is ... impressive. Don't you just see him saying, "I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge!"


Funnyface competition with this ...

.. and this ...

... and this:

I'm not sure what's better, though: Jogi's funny expression, or Per's and Miro's amused looks. 

Not really a candidate for the funnyface competition, but Frings' "Dude, get off me"-expression still makes me laugh:



I have no idea what Kahn is doing. Judging by Miro's expression, he's pretty confused as well.


.... especially since he's more used to enemy goalkeepers kneeling for him and offering him the ball. That's how epic he is. They don't even try to keep him from scoring anymore. ;)

Okay, I have to make up for posting the picture on which Neuer looks like a zombie:

Better, huh?


I don't even know. oO


I'm not sure what Ballack is trying to say, but Merte does not look convinced/impressed.




I love this picture so much. And not only because it has Schweini and Lahm together.


What is this gravity thing and why should our epic goalkeeper care about it?

I know, there's a distinct lack of Poldi and Müller in this. But then again, making funny faces seems to be their natural state of being, so I would have ended up posting dozens of pictures of them.

I am aware that this post is completely pointless and probably not even funny to most of you. My excuse? Well, my mood right now can be summed up easily by this picture of Wiese's sexy girlfriend Grit:


Sorry for wasting your time with this. :) I know that I owe a lot of you replies to comments and e-mails, and I will get to it ... hopefully today, but definitely soon. Somehow writing my fic for the blackwoodcoward  fic exchange made me even more apathetic than I was before, so I'm pretty much doing nothing except watching Bones. And collecting silly pictures of football players. This is what happens when I lack the energy to work on my bloody paper for university. Apathy is not fun, I tell you. That's why I had to do this cheer-up-post. ;) I don't know about you, but it cheered me up, and that's better than nothing.

Comments

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW I LOVE THESE PICSPAMS OF TEH LOVELIES <3

okay, so maybe you don't but I do :D and it cheered me up as well :D :D :D

Omg there is so much to lol at here XD Lil' boys and their balls, seriosuly. yeah...

[wb-deep-play.livejournal.com]

I generally approve of your selection ;)

Sans duckfaced Neuer...

Since you liked the girlfriends, have one of them with a new do!

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

"Nutella?"

That one literally made me laugh my ass off. And yes, it definitely makes up for the zombie brain-hungry face. :-)

I think you're just luring yourself into writing some fußball slash. God knows we could use some. All those sweaty, handsome men in the locker room together...just that thought is porn in and of itself.

BTW, if you see Nariel, tell her I just discovered her 9/12 e-mail to me yesterday (9/21) and I've sent her a reply. Lately she's sent e-mail under unrecognizable e-mail addresses, so it's too easy for her e-mails to go unnoticed. I don't want her to think I was neglecting her!