Another scary look-alike

[linndechir]

I thought finding out that Michael Ballack looks like Aldo Raine was bad. But at least that was just because of the clothes and the fake moustache and the sprawl. This look-alike is even weirder. The big bad guy in Resident Evil: Afterlife looks EXACTLY like Tim Wiese. Seriously, they could be twins. Unfortunately, I couldn't find many pics of that guy (played by Shawn Roberts, whoever that is, or should I say Shawn Wiese?) except for the few official promo pics. The similarity is actually even more striking when you see the movie. He and Wiese have the same smirk. And when I say "the same smirk", I mean it. It's not similar, it's identical.

But even without the smirk - they have the same jaw line, the same chin, their noses are rather similar, and they both have a very similar horrible, longish, sleezy, slimy, fake-blond haircut (okay, Wiese doesn't on the picture below, but he does now). But it's really the jaw and chin that get me. The general sleeziness. They both can only be described by that wonderful German word "Proll".

I don't really have good pics to prove my point. As I said, not many pics from Resident Evil out there, and since I'm not exactly a big Wiese fan I didn't want to spend hours looking for a fitting picture of him. But, still, please tell me that I'm not the only one who sees this? This has been driving me crazy throughout the entire movie.

 

I really wish I could find a picture of Resident Evil-guy's smirk. Two non-related men should NOT have such similar facial expressions.

Also, James Frain looks like a younger, sexier version of Sylvester Groth. IDEK. It's all I could think about when I watched Whisky mit Wodka. No pictures for this one, because you'd probably all think I'm insane anyway.

I looked pretty much like this in the cinema today:


(Purple is so not your colour, Miro.)

Erm, yes, I'm also back from Hamburg. It was really nice. I will reply to e-mails and stuff tomorrow or so. Postcards have been sent out to everywhere.

Comments

[wb-deep-play.livejournal.com]

My talents are limited. I was unable to fake BVG monthly tickets with photoshop, I probably won't be able to give Wiese those highly needed scarry eyes.

His kit. Oh my. It does not make him look ugly is I guess the best u could say about it. People have pointed out the orange kit is like that cornflakes tiger (Crispys or sumthin dunno don't eat that crap)




Needless to say, I approve of watching random movies, you can not always watch arthouse stuff, right?

My favorite silly movie (of all times) is 'Don't mess with the Zohan' You don't even need to be stoned or totes hyper to get into the mood. This movie actually does that for you.
Come to think of it, it has a Wiese character of sorts too. Adam Sandler...
Rosenthal (sauna dude) lists that movie too. SO I might join him in his eternal interwebz sauna session now ;) *presses elevator button*

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I'm a photoshop idiot, too, so it looks like Wiese will have to live without epic orange eyes. Poor guy. I feel so sorry for him.

LOL the tiger. My first association (since I don't eat that crap either) was the waste collection here in Berlin, with the orange cars and orange clothes and orange dustbins ...

Exactly. ^^ I just generally love to go to the cinema, and if there's nothing great, I usually end up watching silly action movies because I can't stand most comedies (let alone romances, iek). I haven't seen the Zohan movie. One of my favourite silly movies that makes you behave like you're stoned and/or hyper is Reefer Madness. ;)
The eternal interwebz sauna ... now THAT sounds like some weird arthouse movie. ;)