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sternflammenden. It's just hilarious.
First, write down the names of 12 characters from ASOIAF. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1 Stannis
2 Tywin
3 Davos
4 Sansa
5 Roose
6 Jon
7 Asha
8 Victarion
9 Robert
10 Manderly
11 Rickon
12 Renly
1.) Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Jon/Rickon)
I don't think it exists. oO And, no, I don't want to, not even with grown-up Rickon. Nothing against brothercest in general, but not for these two. I generally don't ship any of the Stark brothers with each other, not even Jon/Robb.
2.) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Sansa)
I'm not into women, but objectively I do think that Sansa is hot. In the books she is, and Sophie Turner is just so pretty.
3.) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Renly/Victarion)
I'm sure the red priest could make that happen ... Though I think Victarion would object to being the pregnant one. He'd think that if anything, he should get Renly pregnant. He'd probably kill Renly.
4.) Can you recommend any fic(s) about 9? (Robert)
I've read one or two, but nothing impressive that I bookmarked or wanted to recommend.
5.) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Tywin/Jon)
Why, because Jon sounds somewhat like Joanna? No way. I think Jon is still a little bit mad about the whole Red Wedding thing. It might put a damper on their relationship.
6.) 5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Roose/Robert or Roose/Manderly)
Roose likes them fat, so I suppose he wouldn't object to either of them ...
7.) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Asha, Tywin, Renly)
She would sit down, watch, and enjoy the view.
8.) Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Stannis/Victarion)
The idea is hilarious. I don't think it exists, but it would be so cracktastic. "Stannis comforts Victarion after the failed Greyjoy Rebellion. Victarion finds new strength in his manly embrace." This needs to happen. ;D
9.) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Asha/Renly)
"I thought it could work because you look like a man."
10.) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Sansa/Stannis)
I actually ship Sansa/Stannis. :D In order for her to deflower him, though, we'd need time travel, since he lost his virginity before she was even born. If it's just about her getting him to sleep with her, she'd just need to marry him. Then he would do his marital duty, of course.
11.) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? (Asha)
Don't think so. Don't care, 'cause femslash squicks me.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? (Davos)
I think everyone ships Davos with his wife, but I doubt there's fic for that.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Rickon)
Yep. (It's only one picture or so, but I do know Rickon fans at least. ;))
14) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (Tywin/Sansa/Roose)
Poor Sansa. oO But I can think of a few people depraved enough to do it, if it wasn't so insane.
15) What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? (Manderly)
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM COCK!!!! Or, depending on his sexual orientation: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM CUNT!!! It just doesn't have the same ring to it.
16.) If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? (Victarion)
Subway to Sally's "Julia und die Räuber" comes to mind. It's more Euron than Victarion, but it generally fits for the Ironborn. It's a song about blood, murder and robbery sung by a little girl. bb!Asha maybe?
17) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning(s) be? (Stannis/Jon/Renly)
slash, incest, character death (Loras murdered Stannis and Jon in a jealous rage), some form of drugs or spells to get Stannis and Renly in bed together ...
18.) What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Tywin/Manderly)
"I can buy all the food in the world."
19.) When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Roose)
Very recently.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sternflammenden writes so much lovely Roose fic. <3
20.) What is 6's super-secret kink? (Jon)
He wants Stannis to bend him over and fuck him on his desk. But I don't think that's a secret. Everyone except Stannis knows. ;)
21.) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Rickon/Robert)
Even if Rickon hadn't been a little boy by the time Robert died ... No, no way.
22.) If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Davos/Asha)
Epic pairing. I approve. Asha would top, obviously.
23.) "1 (Stannis) and 9 (Robert) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Robert) suddenly runs off with 4 (Sansa). 1 (Stannis), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Rickon) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Renly), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Roose) and finds true love with 3 (Davos)." What title would you give this fic?
All's Well That Ends Well. (Because Stannis realises in the end that he belongs with Davos. Although the entire set-up is hilarious. Stannis first bangs both of his brothers as well as a little boy, while poor Sansa gets stuck with Robert, and ROOSE of all people gives Stannis relationship advice? This story needs to be written.)
24.) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Asha/Victarion)
I'd be surprisingly okay with this. A bit sad because I love Asha/Qarl, but I'd really be cool with Asha/Victarion. It sounds incredibly hot. Is there fic?
25.) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11? (Jon, Rickon)
Since Rickon is a little boy, I have no idea. Jon, I suppose.
26.) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Tywin)
So very, very hot. Incredibly hot. In the books he's already irresistible (those EYES), and Charles Dance just makes him even hotter.
27.) What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Roose)
Rape? Murder? Torture? High treason? So many different things to choose from.
29) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Asha, Victarion)
I think both of them could keep me safe from other people, but while I'd have nothing to fear from Asha, Victarion might be a bit more dangerous. But I think I'd be perfectly okay with whatever he'd want to do to me, so I don't mind either way. ^^
sternflammenden. It's just hilarious.First, write down the names of 12 characters from ASOIAF. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1 Stannis
2 Tywin
3 Davos
4 Sansa
5 Roose
6 Jon
7 Asha
8 Victarion
9 Robert
10 Manderly
11 Rickon
12 Renly
1.) Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Jon/Rickon)
I don't think it exists. oO And, no, I don't want to, not even with grown-up Rickon. Nothing against brothercest in general, but not for these two. I generally don't ship any of the Stark brothers with each other, not even Jon/Robb.
2.) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Sansa)
I'm not into women, but objectively I do think that Sansa is hot. In the books she is, and Sophie Turner is just so pretty.
3.) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Renly/Victarion)
I'm sure the red priest could make that happen ... Though I think Victarion would object to being the pregnant one. He'd think that if anything, he should get Renly pregnant. He'd probably kill Renly.
4.) Can you recommend any fic(s) about 9? (Robert)
I've read one or two, but nothing impressive that I bookmarked or wanted to recommend.
5.) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Tywin/Jon)
Why, because Jon sounds somewhat like Joanna? No way. I think Jon is still a little bit mad about the whole Red Wedding thing. It might put a damper on their relationship.
6.) 5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Roose/Robert or Roose/Manderly)
Roose likes them fat, so I suppose he wouldn't object to either of them ...
7.) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Asha, Tywin, Renly)
She would sit down, watch, and enjoy the view.
8.) Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Stannis/Victarion)
The idea is hilarious. I don't think it exists, but it would be so cracktastic. "Stannis comforts Victarion after the failed Greyjoy Rebellion. Victarion finds new strength in his manly embrace." This needs to happen. ;D
9.) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Asha/Renly)
"I thought it could work because you look like a man."
10.) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Sansa/Stannis)
I actually ship Sansa/Stannis. :D In order for her to deflower him, though, we'd need time travel, since he lost his virginity before she was even born. If it's just about her getting him to sleep with her, she'd just need to marry him. Then he would do his marital duty, of course.
11.) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? (Asha)
Don't think so. Don't care, 'cause femslash squicks me.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? (Davos)
I think everyone ships Davos with his wife, but I doubt there's fic for that.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Rickon)
Yep. (It's only one picture or so, but I do know Rickon fans at least. ;))
14) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (Tywin/Sansa/Roose)
Poor Sansa. oO But I can think of a few people depraved enough to do it, if it wasn't so insane.
15) What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? (Manderly)
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM COCK!!!! Or, depending on his sexual orientation: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM CUNT!!! It just doesn't have the same ring to it.
16.) If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? (Victarion)
Subway to Sally's "Julia und die Räuber" comes to mind. It's more Euron than Victarion, but it generally fits for the Ironborn. It's a song about blood, murder and robbery sung by a little girl. bb!Asha maybe?
17) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning(s) be? (Stannis/Jon/Renly)
slash, incest, character death (Loras murdered Stannis and Jon in a jealous rage), some form of drugs or spells to get Stannis and Renly in bed together ...
18.) What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Tywin/Manderly)
"I can buy all the food in the world."
19.) When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Roose)
Very recently.
sternflammenden writes so much lovely Roose fic. <320.) What is 6's super-secret kink? (Jon)
He wants Stannis to bend him over and fuck him on his desk. But I don't think that's a secret. Everyone except Stannis knows. ;)
21.) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Rickon/Robert)
Even if Rickon hadn't been a little boy by the time Robert died ... No, no way.
22.) If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Davos/Asha)
Epic pairing. I approve. Asha would top, obviously.
23.) "1 (Stannis) and 9 (Robert) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Robert) suddenly runs off with 4 (Sansa). 1 (Stannis), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Rickon) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Renly), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Roose) and finds true love with 3 (Davos)." What title would you give this fic?
All's Well That Ends Well. (Because Stannis realises in the end that he belongs with Davos. Although the entire set-up is hilarious. Stannis first bangs both of his brothers as well as a little boy, while poor Sansa gets stuck with Robert, and ROOSE of all people gives Stannis relationship advice? This story needs to be written.)
24.) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Asha/Victarion)
I'd be surprisingly okay with this. A bit sad because I love Asha/Qarl, but I'd really be cool with Asha/Victarion. It sounds incredibly hot. Is there fic?
25.) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11? (Jon, Rickon)
Since Rickon is a little boy, I have no idea. Jon, I suppose.
26.) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Tywin)
So very, very hot. Incredibly hot. In the books he's already irresistible (those EYES), and Charles Dance just makes him even hotter.
27.) What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Roose)
Rape? Murder? Torture? High treason? So many different things to choose from.
29) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Asha, Victarion)
I think both of them could keep me safe from other people, but while I'd have nothing to fear from Asha, Victarion might be a bit more dangerous. But I think I'd be perfectly okay with whatever he'd want to do to me, so I don't mind either way. ^^
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Date: 2011-09-27 02:41 pm (UTC)Also, I will send your fic back to you this evening. I'm just trying desperately to get some essay work done this afternoon. ;)
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Date: 2011-09-27 02:44 pm (UTC)I wouldn't want to keep you from more important things. :) But I'm looking forward to getting your feedback.
And I love that icon of yours. Where is that quote from? Is it from somewhere or is it just a random internet thing?
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Date: 2011-09-27 03:02 pm (UTC)I read about half of it last night. Stannis losing his faith narrative! So nicely put together. I gave up because there were a few bits where I thought "that phrasing sounds a little odd but I honestly can't think why/what I'd do to it" so I decided I was obviously too tired to edit and that I'd look over it properly today instead. (:
The icon is a quote is from Hawaii five-0. But I mostly use it in a non-fandom specific way because I think it's such a cool sentiment to have on hand in fandom where people create such amazing things. :D
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Date: 2011-09-27 03:08 pm (UTC)Glad you liked it so far. :) I was very intrigued by Stannis' little speech about how he lost his faith, especially since I imagined that a well-behaved, obedient boy like Stannis definitely said his prayers religiously (haha) before his parents died. It must have been quite a shock for him to realise that the gods don't give a damn about him.
I told you you'd find some weird things in there. ;)
It is a very beautiful quote. ^^
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Date: 2011-09-27 02:43 pm (UTC)Now to the comments :p:
(Jon/Rickon)
o_________________O. Well if it's about dventures and Team extraordinaire, it could be cute but if we're talking love stuff I'm with you about the all thing. Yuck!
LOL Victarion pregnant... oh the cheer Allan-Poesque terror ^^.
I laughed way too much at your Roose/Manderly line :p.
Asha being her usual awesome self: I aprove ^^.
but it would be so cracktastic. "Stannis comforts Victarion after the failed Greyjoy Rebellion. Victarion finds new strength in his manly embrace." This needs to happen. ;D
OMG PLEASE PLEASE I didn't even knew I wanted this before I saw it XD.
Sansa and Stannis could really work imo. Well everyone knows I ship Sansa/Jon but I doubt it will be since everything pushes to Dany/Sansa (yuck bis :p). Hum yeah, I really wouldn't mind. I don't think I ever read anything about those two. Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame *winkwink nudgenudge do it do it*
I'm so subtle ^^'.
King Rickon everywhere XD. I see a lot more draw and attention to him which feels really nice. I believe that all storyline with Davos is making good effect here. He won't be th forgotten Stark very long anymore :).
(Tywin/Sansa/Roose)
Sansa and her bad luck o__O. Somehow, lol I could still see it. I have a high opinion of Tywin no matter his attitude. And Roose... well Roose is terrible but he's not his bastard either.
Lol Manderly XD!
I need to ear that song. It sounds creepy as Hell o__O.
Omg Tywin and Manderly together would be unstoppable tbh.
She really does :).
Everyone except Stannis knows. ;) TRUFACT.
You should name this A series of Unfortunate Events for Sansa Stark ^^'
Rickon giving classes would be HILARIOUS. " I told you you need to stop counting at four because I'm four! More? Shaggydog BITE HIM".
Those two are the Greyjoy's I would totally feel secure with somehow.
Well that was fun to read XD!
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Date: 2011-09-27 02:49 pm (UTC)Pregnant Victarion. Just ... THE MOOD SWINGS. It's terrifying.
Roose/Manderly should happen. ;)
I liked the idea of Stannis/Victarion before, but not as cheesy fluff or hurt/comfort. Just, no. This pairing would never, ever happen, although I'd love to see some interaction between them. But cracktastic fluff fic would be awesome. I'm so sad I can't write funny fic.
I find both Jon/Sansa and Jon/Daenerys absolutely awful pairings. Just DNW. Stannis/Sansa is wonderful, they'd really work well together. I definitely want to write it one day. An insane part of me is considering to do NaNoWriMo this year and write my crazy AU fic. Which includes Stannis/Sansa.
I really can't wait for Rickon to come back. Davos could teach him to be smarter than the rest of his family. ^^
I adooooore Tywin, and I don't see him abusing Sansa for the lulz. Roose would do Sansa if he ever got the chance, I assume. As a threesome it just cracks me up.
The song is amazing. <3 I didn't find the album version with the little girl on youtube, but I could email it to you, if you like. :)
Yep. the whole Night's Watch thinks Jon is "too friendly" with Stannis, but Stannis remains oblivious.
Rickon would be a terrifying teacher. Forgot your homework? Shaggy eats you. Talking in class? Shaggy eats you.
I totally ship Victarion/Asha now. I want fic. <3
It was also fun to write. :D Thanks for commenting. I've done a couple of memes today and yesterday, it was so much fun. ^^
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Date: 2011-09-27 05:20 pm (UTC)I especially giggled at 6.) Roose/Robert or Roose/Manderly.
Roose likes them fat, so I suppose he wouldn't object to either of them ...
And the idea of Stannis/Victarion made my brain explode... just... epic.
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Date: 2011-09-27 09:16 pm (UTC)Stannis/Victarion would be epic. If the Greyjoys didn't hate Stannis, they'd make for such an awesome team. Back when Victarion was still sane, at least.
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Date: 2011-09-27 05:43 pm (UTC)8. I'd read it.
14. Yes.
19. I feel loved. I say this a lot but I'm glad that others like reading my weird stuff.
20. would also read it.
26. Yes. o_0
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Date: 2011-09-27 09:14 pm (UTC)Stannis/Victarion fluff is probably too insane to exist.
14: I was thinking of you. ^^ And you should feel loved.
Stannis bending Jon over is not too insane to exist, which makes me wonder why it does not exist. *grumble*
Oh Tywin. *drools*
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Date: 2011-09-28 01:26 am (UTC)Tywin is the hottest man in Westeros.
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Date: 2011-09-28 01:28 am (UTC)I'm tempted to agree. Although it's a close call. ;)
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Date: 2011-09-27 05:50 pm (UTC)"I thought it could work because you look like a man."
LOL
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18.) What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Tywin/Manderly)
"I can buy all the food in the world."
LOL even harder :D
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