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sternflammenden. It's just hilarious.
First, write down the names of 12 characters from ASOIAF. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1 Stannis
2 Tywin
3 Davos
4 Sansa
5 Roose
6 Jon
7 Asha
8 Victarion
9 Robert
10 Manderly
11 Rickon
12 Renly
1.) Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Jon/Rickon)
I don't think it exists. oO And, no, I don't want to, not even with grown-up Rickon. Nothing against brothercest in general, but not for these two. I generally don't ship any of the Stark brothers with each other, not even Jon/Robb.
2.) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Sansa)
I'm not into women, but objectively I do think that Sansa is hot. In the books she is, and Sophie Turner is just so pretty.
3.) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Renly/Victarion)
I'm sure the red priest could make that happen ... Though I think Victarion would object to being the pregnant one. He'd think that if anything, he should get Renly pregnant. He'd probably kill Renly.
4.) Can you recommend any fic(s) about 9? (Robert)
I've read one or two, but nothing impressive that I bookmarked or wanted to recommend.
5.) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Tywin/Jon)
Why, because Jon sounds somewhat like Joanna? No way. I think Jon is still a little bit mad about the whole Red Wedding thing. It might put a damper on their relationship.
6.) 5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Roose/Robert or Roose/Manderly)
Roose likes them fat, so I suppose he wouldn't object to either of them ...
7.) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Asha, Tywin, Renly)
She would sit down, watch, and enjoy the view.
8.) Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Stannis/Victarion)
The idea is hilarious. I don't think it exists, but it would be so cracktastic. "Stannis comforts Victarion after the failed Greyjoy Rebellion. Victarion finds new strength in his manly embrace." This needs to happen. ;D
9.) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Asha/Renly)
"I thought it could work because you look like a man."
10.) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Sansa/Stannis)
I actually ship Sansa/Stannis. :D In order for her to deflower him, though, we'd need time travel, since he lost his virginity before she was even born. If it's just about her getting him to sleep with her, she'd just need to marry him. Then he would do his marital duty, of course.
11.) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? (Asha)
Don't think so. Don't care, 'cause femslash squicks me.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? (Davos)
I think everyone ships Davos with his wife, but I doubt there's fic for that.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Rickon)
Yep. (It's only one picture or so, but I do know Rickon fans at least. ;))
14) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (Tywin/Sansa/Roose)
Poor Sansa. oO But I can think of a few people depraved enough to do it, if it wasn't so insane.
15) What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? (Manderly)
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM COCK!!!! Or, depending on his sexual orientation: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM CUNT!!! It just doesn't have the same ring to it.
16.) If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? (Victarion)
Subway to Sally's "Julia und die Räuber" comes to mind. It's more Euron than Victarion, but it generally fits for the Ironborn. It's a song about blood, murder and robbery sung by a little girl. bb!Asha maybe?
17) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning(s) be? (Stannis/Jon/Renly)
slash, incest, character death (Loras murdered Stannis and Jon in a jealous rage), some form of drugs or spells to get Stannis and Renly in bed together ...
18.) What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Tywin/Manderly)
"I can buy all the food in the world."
19.) When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Roose)
Very recently.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sternflammenden writes so much lovely Roose fic. <3
20.) What is 6's super-secret kink? (Jon)
He wants Stannis to bend him over and fuck him on his desk. But I don't think that's a secret. Everyone except Stannis knows. ;)
21.) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Rickon/Robert)
Even if Rickon hadn't been a little boy by the time Robert died ... No, no way.
22.) If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Davos/Asha)
Epic pairing. I approve. Asha would top, obviously.
23.) "1 (Stannis) and 9 (Robert) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Robert) suddenly runs off with 4 (Sansa). 1 (Stannis), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Rickon) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Renly), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Roose) and finds true love with 3 (Davos)." What title would you give this fic?
All's Well That Ends Well. (Because Stannis realises in the end that he belongs with Davos. Although the entire set-up is hilarious. Stannis first bangs both of his brothers as well as a little boy, while poor Sansa gets stuck with Robert, and ROOSE of all people gives Stannis relationship advice? This story needs to be written.)
24.) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Asha/Victarion)
I'd be surprisingly okay with this. A bit sad because I love Asha/Qarl, but I'd really be cool with Asha/Victarion. It sounds incredibly hot. Is there fic?
25.) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11? (Jon, Rickon)
Since Rickon is a little boy, I have no idea. Jon, I suppose.
26.) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Tywin)
So very, very hot. Incredibly hot. In the books he's already irresistible (those EYES), and Charles Dance just makes him even hotter.
27.) What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Roose)
Rape? Murder? Torture? High treason? So many different things to choose from.
29) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Asha, Victarion)
I think both of them could keep me safe from other people, but while I'd have nothing to fear from Asha, Victarion might be a bit more dangerous. But I think I'd be perfectly okay with whatever he'd want to do to me, so I don't mind either way. ^^
sternflammenden. It's just hilarious.First, write down the names of 12 characters from ASOIAF. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1 Stannis
2 Tywin
3 Davos
4 Sansa
5 Roose
6 Jon
7 Asha
8 Victarion
9 Robert
10 Manderly
11 Rickon
12 Renly
1.) Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Jon/Rickon)
I don't think it exists. oO And, no, I don't want to, not even with grown-up Rickon. Nothing against brothercest in general, but not for these two. I generally don't ship any of the Stark brothers with each other, not even Jon/Robb.
2.) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Sansa)
I'm not into women, but objectively I do think that Sansa is hot. In the books she is, and Sophie Turner is just so pretty.
3.) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Renly/Victarion)
I'm sure the red priest could make that happen ... Though I think Victarion would object to being the pregnant one. He'd think that if anything, he should get Renly pregnant. He'd probably kill Renly.
4.) Can you recommend any fic(s) about 9? (Robert)
I've read one or two, but nothing impressive that I bookmarked or wanted to recommend.
5.) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Tywin/Jon)
Why, because Jon sounds somewhat like Joanna? No way. I think Jon is still a little bit mad about the whole Red Wedding thing. It might put a damper on their relationship.
6.) 5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Roose/Robert or Roose/Manderly)
Roose likes them fat, so I suppose he wouldn't object to either of them ...
7.) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Asha, Tywin, Renly)
She would sit down, watch, and enjoy the view.
8.) Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Stannis/Victarion)
The idea is hilarious. I don't think it exists, but it would be so cracktastic. "Stannis comforts Victarion after the failed Greyjoy Rebellion. Victarion finds new strength in his manly embrace." This needs to happen. ;D
9.) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Asha/Renly)
"I thought it could work because you look like a man."
10.) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Sansa/Stannis)
I actually ship Sansa/Stannis. :D In order for her to deflower him, though, we'd need time travel, since he lost his virginity before she was even born. If it's just about her getting him to sleep with her, she'd just need to marry him. Then he would do his marital duty, of course.
11.) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? (Asha)
Don't think so. Don't care, 'cause femslash squicks me.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? (Davos)
I think everyone ships Davos with his wife, but I doubt there's fic for that.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Rickon)
Yep. (It's only one picture or so, but I do know Rickon fans at least. ;))
14) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (Tywin/Sansa/Roose)
Poor Sansa. oO But I can think of a few people depraved enough to do it, if it wasn't so insane.
15) What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? (Manderly)
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM COCK!!!! Or, depending on his sexual orientation: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM CUNT!!! It just doesn't have the same ring to it.
16.) If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? (Victarion)
Subway to Sally's "Julia und die Räuber" comes to mind. It's more Euron than Victarion, but it generally fits for the Ironborn. It's a song about blood, murder and robbery sung by a little girl. bb!Asha maybe?
17) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning(s) be? (Stannis/Jon/Renly)
slash, incest, character death (Loras murdered Stannis and Jon in a jealous rage), some form of drugs or spells to get Stannis and Renly in bed together ...
18.) What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Tywin/Manderly)
"I can buy all the food in the world."
19.) When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Roose)
Very recently.
sternflammenden writes so much lovely Roose fic. <320.) What is 6's super-secret kink? (Jon)
He wants Stannis to bend him over and fuck him on his desk. But I don't think that's a secret. Everyone except Stannis knows. ;)
21.) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Rickon/Robert)
Even if Rickon hadn't been a little boy by the time Robert died ... No, no way.
22.) If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Davos/Asha)
Epic pairing. I approve. Asha would top, obviously.
23.) "1 (Stannis) and 9 (Robert) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Robert) suddenly runs off with 4 (Sansa). 1 (Stannis), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Rickon) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Renly), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Roose) and finds true love with 3 (Davos)." What title would you give this fic?
All's Well That Ends Well. (Because Stannis realises in the end that he belongs with Davos. Although the entire set-up is hilarious. Stannis first bangs both of his brothers as well as a little boy, while poor Sansa gets stuck with Robert, and ROOSE of all people gives Stannis relationship advice? This story needs to be written.)
24.) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Asha/Victarion)
I'd be surprisingly okay with this. A bit sad because I love Asha/Qarl, but I'd really be cool with Asha/Victarion. It sounds incredibly hot. Is there fic?
25.) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11? (Jon, Rickon)
Since Rickon is a little boy, I have no idea. Jon, I suppose.
26.) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Tywin)
So very, very hot. Incredibly hot. In the books he's already irresistible (those EYES), and Charles Dance just makes him even hotter.
27.) What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Roose)
Rape? Murder? Torture? High treason? So many different things to choose from.
29) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Asha, Victarion)
I think both of them could keep me safe from other people, but while I'd have nothing to fear from Asha, Victarion might be a bit more dangerous. But I think I'd be perfectly okay with whatever he'd want to do to me, so I don't mind either way. ^^
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Date: 2011-09-27 03:08 pm (UTC)Glad you liked it so far. :) I was very intrigued by Stannis' little speech about how he lost his faith, especially since I imagined that a well-behaved, obedient boy like Stannis definitely said his prayers religiously (haha) before his parents died. It must have been quite a shock for him to realise that the gods don't give a damn about him.
I told you you'd find some weird things in there. ;)
It is a very beautiful quote. ^^