What has been seen cannot be unseen

[linndechir]

Almost a month since my last entry, which was very short. No, I am not dead or suddenly less of an internet addict. But I have no fic to show because of my incredible lack of creativity at the moment; uni and loads of exams have been keeping me busy, and my internet time has been spent drooling at the probably most awesome German national team in the history of football. I've been wanting to do a huge picspam of them for weeks, but how am I suppose to choosed from those hundreds and thousands of pictures of fun and joy and epicness? And now the World Cup has been over for a week and I still haven't posted a picspam. I won't do it now either because I have an exam tomorrow and should sleep now. But there's one thing someone pointed out in one of the comms today, and it needs to be shared ...






All right, admittedly a more harmless version of Aldo Raine, but still ... the moustache? The sprawl? I just can't unsee it ... *cries*
Btw, Ballack only wears that stupid outfit for some ad he did years ago. I hope. ;)

Until I find time for a proper post ... have a little macro to expand your vocabulary ...


...another one for the obligatory 300 joke ...


... and while Bastian Schweinsteiger is probably God, he can still fail:


Okay, I shouldn't call him God, because that title is reserved for Miro Klose:


Oh, damn, now that I got started, I have to post another two or three pretty pics:






Oh, and speaking of Marcell Jansen, the beauty on the right ...



Damn, before I get started on a huge picspam ... I will stop right away and go to bed. Wish me luck for my exam tomorrow. And I hope I made you look forward to more pictures, because even if you don't give a damn about football, these guys make models look ugly. ;)

[I found the macros on the internet, somewhere, I have no idea who made them, so I  can't really credit anyone, sorry.]

Comments

icon just for lulz ;) not dissin'

[assassin-nariel.livejournal.com]

So basically what you guys've got here is a problem of definition, right? Linn decides the gay/straight thing based on actual sexual preference, Deb based on emotional involvement. Well, both are valid, I suppose. Just, Linn calls Max gay 'cause he's into dicks. And boy, he is. And Deb says, nope, he's too much in love with his sister to be exclusively gay. Well, these are not mutually exclusive, so why argue? I also read it the way that Max was excited by the childishness of her body, lack of breasts, of pubic hair... and the implications of that *gulp*... Well. Let's just not go there.
Ne, Linn, our little conversation yesterday, about German-footballers-in-SS-Junkerschule!AU? About Miro...errr, Untersturmführer M. Klose, liking his little Poldi way earlier than we presumed? Holding him on his lap and cuddling him? O;-)You moaned, bb.

;-)

Re: icon just for lulz ;) not dissin'

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Schellchen findet mich schon allein deshalb doof, weil er eh findet, dass er die ganze Aufmerksamkeit bekommen soll, die der doofe, doofe Aue hier bekommt. :D
Yeah, well, anyway, definition, whatever. I honestly don't care. Max can be whatever he likes, as long as no wacko calls him straight. ^^

Fuck you, darling. :P You say that like you only just found out. Dooku/Qui, anyone? ;) Anyway, I wasn't talking/thinking about 5-year-old Poldi. I'm not that sick. I'm a good girl. Sorta. Here, have a happy-icon. ^^

Like internet and kiddy porn, like guns and the US! *worships Tim Minchin*

Re: icon just for lulz ;) not dissin'

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

Whatever the hell he is, I just love Max. But he's definitely NOT straight. I wish the word "queer" was more socially acceptable. Unfortunately, a lot of older gay men were tormented by it in the USA, so it's almost the equivalent of the "N" word. But it so fits Max to a "T". The man is sooo queer.

For the record, I don't exclusively define sexuality based on emotional involvement, because people's emotions are usually so fucked up. But there are some gays who do. I basically don't define it at all because it's too damn complex to be defined. As far as I'm concerned, everyone should just be able to fuck whoever they want without being labeled one way or another, especially if it forces them into making a "choice". I have a sexual preference, not an identity. My preference is men, but on occasion I do enjoy a woman. But that's enough windbaggery from me.

Ickk! Kiddy porn! We are sooo evil. x-D

Re: icon just for lulz ;) not dissin'

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Dunno, I just really, really dislike the word "queer". Maybe it's because it means nothing except that someone is so "not normal". Coming from "normal" people, I think it's pretty offensive. Coming from people who call themselves queer, I find it ... Mhm, not sure how to say this. I just have a bit of a problem with people who seem to define their entire identity based on one feature, like being gay/queer/whateveryouwannacallit, or belonging to some ethnic minority, or whatever. And "queer" is such a typical term, mostly used by people who go around saying "I'm queer" as if that explained everything. You know what I mean? My brain is fried from exam preparation, so my eloquence is severely diminished. ;)

But then again, I'm also an evil white privileged kid, so my opinion probably doesn't count anyway (I just read fandom secrets in a little break, and the femi-/racenazis over there make me laugh so hard ;)). :D

Heh, I expected more of a squee from you for the kiddy porn. ;)

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[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

You're right about the word "queer." I shall henceforth ban it from my lexicon entirely. It was your statement about it coming from so-called "normal" people that got to me.

When it comes to identities, I couldn't agree with you more. When it comes to using them, I only use "Writer" since that's been my profession for so long and one has to put something down when filling out all the forms one has to fill out in life, for taxes, etc.

Your brain seems to be doing fairly well to me. ;-) I should give myself a little amusement by reading those fandom secrets myself. I usually have to deal mostly with femi-nazis and über-Jews (for not being "Jewish enough") on ONTD_Political.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Haha, actually the part about "normal" people is less important for me. There are a lot of originally derogative words that have been 'reclaimed' by the people in question. I'm far more annoyed by these idiots who think they're special if they give themselves a cool name, and who are then all outraged if you get their labels mixed up.

Obviously some things you do or are influence your personality. I'm not a nationalist of any sorts, but to me it really matters that I'm German - not because I'm "proud" of it or anything stupid like that, but I know that the country, the history, the language really influenced the way I think. Other things - like being straight, or being a woman - really don't matter much for me, identity-wise. What I find strange is when people pick out one of these traits and decide that it defines entirely who they are. It just weirds me out.

I know why I avoid all kinds of ONTD. ;) über-Jews, lol. Another group of people I don't understand. Especially those who run around telling everyone how incredibly Jewish they are, and then they know even less about Jewish culture than me (and I already don't know much about it ;)). Anyway, the exams are over. I can now go back to being stupid and lazy, yay!

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

Yes, like you I hate labels as well. The only one I'll be identified by is "writer" since I've been one more than half my life, made my living from it, etc. Just "writer", not "woman writer", although that distinction is made far less often than it was in the seventies, thank goodness.

The über-Jews drive me nuts when they sanctimoniously tell me, "oh, you couldn't possibly understand what we in Israel are going through..." It's around then that I tell them that I'M a Jew, you fucking idiots...then I only stay around long enough for their spluttering apologies, because I'm not interested in who's more Jewish than I am.

This was what surprised me when I came down to Southern California for University. I'd spent my whole life not being a pariah, per se, for being Jewish, but certainly standing out like a sore thumb with the other two Jews in school. So imagine my surprise when I was not Jewish ENOUGH for the Jews of Southern California.

I think of myself as very American because I'm a mixture of Russian-Jewish immigrant stock and WASE (White-Anglo-Saxon-Episcopalian) going back to the founding of the USA. I'm proud of both sides from a cultural standpoint because both have made me who I am.

Enjoy the laziness. Wallow in it. But I don't for a minute believe you can possibly go stupid, unless, of course, numerous pics of Hotzis are placed before you for long periods of time.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Erm ... I have Podolski and Klose cuddling and groping each other on my desktop ... I think that definitely makes me at least temporarily stupid. If the unarticulate "GUH UNF"-sounds are any indication of my intelligence. ;)

I'm almost glad that at least nobody in Germany will go on about who is more German than someone else. Then again, I'd beat them all if they ever tried to pull that one on me. ;) Mhm, I remember that wonderful quote I read somewhere. Americans wonder what's wrong with you if you don't want to be one of them. Germans wonder what's wrong with you if you want to be one of them. ;)

Enough silly quotes for today.

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

I absolutely love that quote. :-D

With exams over, you are more than entitled to let your brain turn to GUUUNNFFYY mush over all the slash pairings you can drum up. Although you'll have a tough time surpassing Podolski & Klose. ;-)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Me too, it's so fitting. ^^

Oh, there are a bunch of other football pairings up there, turning my brain into one big pile of GUNF. That doesn't even make sense, does it? :) I actually have a weird fic idea bouncing up and down in my head, but I know I'll just hate it when I write it down. ;)

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

Oh, write it down anyway. Just don't make it angsty. These are footballers, after all. ;-)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

... shouldn't that make it MORE angsty? We're talking about one of the professions in which being gay (at least openly) is apparently the most unacceptable thing ever. At least those who want more than fumbling in the locker room will definitely angst about it.

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you are just soooo German. ;-)

It's just that you've done so many angsty fics with Landa/Hellstrom, Cromwell/Cranmer, Blackwood/Coward, et al. These boys worked so hard towards the World Cup. They deserve a light-hearted, porny romp without wringing their hands and moaning over what a terrible, forbidden thing they're doing or how twisted and fucked up their relationship is. ;-D

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

ROFL. I take that as a compliment. I'm sooo German because I'm overdosing on angst, or what? ;)

Yeah, but light-hearted, porny romps are so boring to write. Most of the time they're also boring to read. I mean, sure, we all like to imagine that all these hot men have sweaty orgies after each match ... but as much as I like thinking about that, I don't want to write it. And these boys have so much angst potential it's not even funny anymore. ;) (Really? Miro Klose always looks like he is the most heart-broken, most depressed person in the world. He only smiles when he a) scores, or b) snuggles Podolski, or, best of all, c) snuggles Podolski after scoring. He doesn't even smile when he's with his kids. Angst. Lots of it.)

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

Exactly. You're sooo German because you're overdosing on angst. It's all Struelpeter's (sp??) fault. I don't know how you children get to the age of consent without killing themselves first after all those dark, depressing, angsty moral tales

And when you put it as you did in this last comment of yours, it does appear that über-angsty angst is the best way to go. Perfect choice of icon, BTW. ;-)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Struwelpeter, yeah. I don't even think my parents ever read that story to me when I was a kid. But I generally think it's important to get dark and angsty stuff through to kids. There's nothing worse than these parents who want to 'protect' their kids from the real world by hiding it from them. And I think the real world is a lot more scary than Struwelpeter. ;) Whatever, but you're right, the angsting is somehow a logical consequence of spending too much time with German history and literature. All my favourite (German) authors have this something very brooding about them. Whatever. I'm rambling.

I love my "Hans angsting in bed"-icon. ;) I'd also want to write angsty football-RPS because most fic out there is fluffy, OOC, unrealistic crap. Or it's just porn. Which is cool too, but as I said not so much fun to write. GUNF, I read an amazing fisting fic on the kink meme recently. Didn't care about the players, but the fic (or rather the porn) was amazing.

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

Oh, I LOVE German angst, because in truth it's very close to Jewish angst, in the way that German, Yiddish and Hebrew are all interrelated. And I couldn't agree with you more that children are far too protected, and needlessly so. I remember that one of my favorite bedtime stories as a child was Ali Baba & the 40 Thieves. The version my father read to me was completely uncensored in all its gory glory, with graphic descriptions of the hacked-up bodies on the walls of the cave, etc. But then again, I suppose it's debatable as to how I turned out in the end. ;-)

YESSS! Your Hans angst icon is delightful, I agree. :-) But how dare you mention a hot porn to me without attaching the requisite link so that I, too, can enjoy it.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I don't even remember gory details from stories my parents told me. I just remember that my father read all of Dumas' The Three Musketeers to me when I was a kid, but I don't think it was very gory. I don't even remember, so apparently that (and all the other books and stories) didn't leave horrible marks on my poor innocent soul.

I suppose it's debatable as to how I turned out in the end. ;-)
Haha, that reminds me of what happens when I tell people that I started reading de Sade when I was 14 or so. They usually look at me and say, "duh, well look at what happened to yourself." ;)

Erm, right, hot porn. Here: http://footballkink.livejournal.com/1050.html?thread=105754#t105754 There are two fills for the prompt; the first one is okay, the second one is amazing. Imo. But then again I love reading fisting fic ever since Heydrich in my head decided that he loves to fist people. Don't ask. I'm innocent. ;)

Wait a minute...

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute...wait a minute...wait a cotton-fucking-minute here...what's this about Heydrich fisting?? Show me the fics, please!! GUUHHNNFFF!!!!

(yes, I remember your French instructor asking you what you were reading, and when you told him "Justine," he replied (with, as you described, a 'dirty grin'), "doesn't surprise me a bit..." fucking teases, these bloody teachers. ;-)

Re: Wait a minute...

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

There is no fic, don't get your hopes up. It's just that some day, while I was innocently (sorta) thinking about Heydrich, the random thought popped up that Heydrich is definitely the kind of person to fist people. It's just my personal head canon that Heydrich has a fisting kink, that's all.
But the fic is hot, too. Even without Heydrich. I promise.

Bloody teachers, yeah. Bastards. ^^

Lulzy icon again

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

We need a Heydrich "Bitch, please" icon. ;-)

I mean, really. "...I was innocently (sorta) thinking about Heydrich..."

When have you EVER had innocent thoughts about Heydrich? I can picture you as a child in your dirndl and Wagnerian braids, happily making your Heydrich and Schellchen action figures do naughty things together...

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[linndechir.livejournal.com]

LOL. I think "bitch, please" was Heydrich's usual facial expression.

Hey, I'm not Bavarian. No dirndles have ever been anywhere near me. Don't insult me here. :P (Don't worry, I'm not offended, just the usualy Germans-vs-Bavarians-bitching. Yuck, dirndles.) But apart from that the characterisation of bb!Linn is fitting. It wasn't Heydrich and Schellchen back then, but the general mindset ... fits. ;D
And I am very capable of having non-sexual thoughts about Heydrich. You know, the "omfg stop being like me, Heydrich!"-thoughts. ;)

Re: Lulzy icon again

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

I do hereby officially apologize. Bloody Bavarians! ;-D

I imagine the Wagnerian braids fit as well as the mindset.

Not to mention your "I am indeed your demon spawn, Heydrich; all I need is my very own Reich" thoughts. x-D

Damn. I wish I knew PhotoShop. I'd make you an icon that said "All I need is my very own Reich."

Re: Lulzy icon again

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Apology accepted. Because I'm too tired to be offended. ;) Iek, Bavarians. It's like ... I don't know, calling a Scot English.

Definitely Wagnerian braids, yes. But it's funny that I look like the most innocent kid in the world on childhood pictures. ^^

Bwahahahaha, yes. "I can haz Reich plz?" I already wanted to rule the world as a kid, that's true. ;)

Re: Lulzy icon again

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

You may have LOOKED innocent, but we all know better, don't we? ;-)