What has been seen cannot be unseen

[linndechir]

Almost a month since my last entry, which was very short. No, I am not dead or suddenly less of an internet addict. But I have no fic to show because of my incredible lack of creativity at the moment; uni and loads of exams have been keeping me busy, and my internet time has been spent drooling at the probably most awesome German national team in the history of football. I've been wanting to do a huge picspam of them for weeks, but how am I suppose to choosed from those hundreds and thousands of pictures of fun and joy and epicness? And now the World Cup has been over for a week and I still haven't posted a picspam. I won't do it now either because I have an exam tomorrow and should sleep now. But there's one thing someone pointed out in one of the comms today, and it needs to be shared ...






All right, admittedly a more harmless version of Aldo Raine, but still ... the moustache? The sprawl? I just can't unsee it ... *cries*
Btw, Ballack only wears that stupid outfit for some ad he did years ago. I hope. ;)

Until I find time for a proper post ... have a little macro to expand your vocabulary ...


...another one for the obligatory 300 joke ...


... and while Bastian Schweinsteiger is probably God, he can still fail:


Okay, I shouldn't call him God, because that title is reserved for Miro Klose:


Oh, damn, now that I got started, I have to post another two or three pretty pics:






Oh, and speaking of Marcell Jansen, the beauty on the right ...



Damn, before I get started on a huge picspam ... I will stop right away and go to bed. Wish me luck for my exam tomorrow. And I hope I made you look forward to more pictures, because even if you don't give a damn about football, these guys make models look ugly. ;)

[I found the macros on the internet, somewhere, I have no idea who made them, so I  can't really credit anyone, sorry.]

Comments

[serpentsign.livejournal.com]

Hahaharofl, "Müllered" I die laughing, really XD I can somehow hear Ashton Kutcher in my head calling "You just got Müllered!" and it's making me worry about my current mental state...

But none of that now! How come there is sooooo much pretty is the German team and almost none in the Swedish, hmm? All we got is...never mind...I don't even watch Swedish fotball...

Good Luck tomorrow! <3

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

*Collapses from overdoes of epic prettiness*

But the second string Aldo Raine? I can just see those ridiculously enormous trousers (which should be plus-fours) coming out of those socks and tripping him like mad. What was this, some sort of pathetic attempt at creating the look of a 1930s Alpine climber?

[deborahkla.livejournal.com]

The Miro shot and the lovely, arrogant pug-nosed player beneath him, who would look absolutely stunning in an SS uniform. That pic is just screaming to be PhotoShopped.

[viceindustrious.livejournal.com]

Dude! Schweinsteiger is the best!

I was rooting so hard for Germany you have no idea. The pub was deserted when I went to watch the match (because English fans are poor losers and once we got knocked out interest swiftly decline, pah!) with my bro and my dad and we had this giant television all to ourselves and I was so, so sure they were going to make it and then those bloody Spanish bastards scored and it was NOT GOOD and there was much DROWNING OF SORROWS.

Sorry to hear about the creativity shortage. I know how you feel! :(

[sevenwindows.livejournal.com]

May all your exams be Müllered!

Lol fake Aldo. They're all very pretty but my favourite is tiny adorable Lahm (infectious smiles plus pretty crying = irresistable). Also lol'n at Bastian for ever (bwahahaha the suit man's face).

[kiyokushitaka.livejournal.com]

I could give many reasons that I haven't been creative in a while, but recently the culprit has been the World Cup for me, too xD;

Good luck on exams and I hope you find your inspiration by the time you post again~

[thatsleon.livejournal.com]

Unf. Oh my.

You always have the greatest picspams, aaaah <3

[cat-irix.livejournal.com]

Hey, I had no idea you care for football! I usually don't, but this time I watched part of the Cup solely out of the desire to root for Germany :) Didn't really think about the personal qualities of the players, but now as you've posted the piccies... they do look pretty good!

And good luck with the exam! (oh dear, do the exams last all summer? do you get any vacation?)

[wb-deep-play.livejournal.com]

Ooops. I am a bit late to the game...

Still - Jansen does look GOOD here. He is such a silly blabbermouth though. If he'd only calm down and speak slower he'd be alright...


Last pic. Minus the shoes. Like how he tries his Iamameanasssonofabitchface!!!